Nachos Stories

When Beavis and Butt-Head accidentally find themselves transported to the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, they are thrust into the heart of the Imperium of Man, facing terrifying warriors, fanatical sisters, and-most importantly-nachos. While wandering through the Emperor's sacred halls, they inadvertently stumble into a series of bizarre trials meant for the mightiest of heroes. Armed only with their teenage stupidity, an unholy obsession with snacks, and an uncanny ability to annoy the galaxy's deadliest beings, the two idiots manage to outlast terrifying encounters with the Adepta Sororitas (Sisters of Battle) and the Emperor's finest warriors, the Adeptus Custodes. As their journey continues, Beavis and Butt-Head become unlikely "heroes" in the Imperium, hilariously sidestepping real danger and accidentally befriending powerful figures like the Emperor himself, all while indulging in their love for nachos. When they eventually make a futile attempt to "score" with the Sisters of Battle, they get more than they bargained for, facing the wrath of the most powerful and fearsome women in the galaxy. But their antics-ranging from complete irreverence to outright disrespect-somehow earn them the Emperor's unexpected favor, with a surprising and absurd outcome that leaves them with a place in the 41st millennium... as the universe's most unlikely and absurd heroes. In a crossover that blends the absurdity of Beavis and Butt-Head with the grim seriousness of Warhammer 40K, this story follows two teenagers as they bumble their way through the universe's most dangerous era, with nachos as their only weapon.

Nacho average love story. Starring Augustus Gloop and Hazel Grace Lancaster.

Completed (book 1 in a poetry series) *Trigger Warning* Triggering topics will be described and discussed in this book. Read at your own risk. Here is a collection of my poetry. Nothing more. Nothing less. I hope you delight in my deterioration...~

Tbh, I love Taco Bell. But some of that shit, gotsta go, and that's what it's all about. So yeah, my day was good. I had jimmy johns. And I hate black kids so much. They're ugly and loud. And for some reason they never learn how to blow their nose until they reach the age of 13

Weeds my Nachos Will I ever taste the rainbow? Will I ever taste the cheese? The World may never know.

My trash- erm, I mean 4th art book!

Title: "Nacho Heroes: A Beavis and Butt-Head Adventure"

Mel and Des both have shy friends that they plan on matchmaking. However, a wrench in thrown into the plans when Des discovers his true feelings.

What if Sasuke and Naruto were related, but only through one person? Oya Uzumaki Uchiha had came to Kohana to become a ninja because both of her parents were Kohana nins. I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR MY OC AND PLOT!

It's movie night for Star and Marco. Nachos, movies, and tension galore! Cover: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Movie-Night-Starco-2-518198838

Hey guys!!! This is Nino and this is a story I created when I was little. (Wayyy before I knew that Wattpad existed.) I originally wrote it down on paper but I lost it a while ago so I'm going to try and reboot it. So without further ado... In the small town of Hexaville, adventurous Nacho and his pals makes a trip to a relatively new toy store out of Nacho's boredom. Determined to get the the toy of his dreams, Nacho takes on a job in "babysitting" which seemed easy at first....

SvtFoE Fanfiction What if Marco was injured but still decided to help victims of Meteora's destruction? What if Tom got distracted and lost Marco in all the chaos? What if they found his discarded red jacket on a stand?.....What if Marco was thought dead?

Information and tan ideas for thinking of hypothetical and/or fictional cinemas.

"I never meant for things to go this far: me, scarfing down a second gigantic plate of nachos, as my friends cheer me on or stare at me in disbelief. But that's what happens when college kids order too much food, to-go, from a bar after having a few too many drinks." * This story contains stuffing, weight gain, and a fetish for it. If this makes you uncomfortable, please read something else that's more suitable to your interests, because otherwise, it'll just be really awkward for both of us.