thewanderingnerd
Christmastime has fallen upon the small Arizona town of Creosote Canyon, and the entire town is busy trying to create the greatest Christmas festival ever in order to win a holiday decorating contest held by eccentric tech trillionaire Manfred Stonks. But 15-year-old Jack Dinero isn't feeling the holiday spirit--his homophobic mother still rejects him, his cyborg friend Carrie is fighting for their cybernetic life in the hospital, his human friend Dylan's mom and dad are fighting a brutal divorce case, and his ex-girlfriend Brianna has been forbidden to even talk to him by both her oppressive church and her overbearing father. But when the reclusive leaders of Brianna's religion, the Sacred Hierarchy of the Church of Universal Love and Truth, unleash a dastardly plot to bury everything to do with Christmas in a storm of copyright and trademark-related lawsuits, Jack and Brianna must resolve their religious differences and team up with Carrie, Dylan, and mysterious journalist Lyra Lovelace to bring Santa Claus, Whamageddon, Hallmark romances, and Christmas miracles back to the world before they disappear down a DRM hole forever...