Истории Netneutrality

this is a story where EEF and Kanmusu work together to destroy Abyssals once and for all

Read the title :P

Isaac and Charlie went to go Christmas shopping, but Santa wasn't a holly jolly fella TW: you'll become depressed (you'll see why)

Brittany wasn't like the other girls. When others would scream about One Direction and makeup, she would spend her time attending to her own shoe collection. She never truly though about love, unlike the other girls. Well Until now... _________ This is my first story please don't hate. Warning this is also a little rated M and things get smexy so don't blame me if you get scared. ~Angele

When Ajit stepped into the cinema to see the Emoji Movie, he didn't know what he was in for. When a mysterious force intertwined Ajit Pai and President Trump's lives forever, Trump and Pai must find a way to save the world from idiocy, find out who's behind it, and perhaps, fall in love along the way.

So a big issue has been something called Net Neutrality lately. Read on to find out more and keep updated on the latest news.

Please read this! This is important!

I regret nothing. I DON'T SUPPORT AJIT PAI'S BULLSHIT BTW SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE

as taken from 'slate'

Built on a sacred land that once stood as a temple, serving hilariousity with a pinch of offence, Dim's School Of The Real Sex and Stuff aimed to teach young students about human biology and how sex works - poorly. However, when the threat of the Irenian race aim to take the land and use it to exploit the minds of millions with feminism, it must take the minds of the students, a god, an ogre, a talking cat, a Pope sex robot, and the hopes of billions to defend the Atheist land against this threat, in order to keep Net Neutrality alive. Starring these characters: //ROBO POPE BITCH, Ancient messenger for DIMGOD, presently a teacher in the day, sex droid at night. //DIMGOD, GOD OF FUCKS of the Ancient Era, Headteacher in the present //RYLE, OWNER OF "hoes" (the soldiers), teacher in the present //LORF, Servant to DIMGOD of the Ancient Era, lenin-esque student in the present. //THE MUFFIN MAN, the temple elder, teacher in the present. //Isaac, an ogre student at the school who partakes in creating memes in photoshop. //SIR SAM-SAV, undercover inside Irenia, getting info for DIMGOD in the present era. Also supports UKIP //Rebecca, a student at the school who gets along with mostly everyone. //Kitty, the french witch of the temple in the ancient, talking cat with glasses in the present. //TOBIAS, an immature 12 year old student who used to be the messenger of DIMGOD. //GRAVY QUEEN, used to be the chef in the temple, now a female student part of BTS, a north-korean cult spreading propaganda through KPOP. //IRENIA, feminist communist who loves Stalin, believes that net neutrality is a disease, and has an army of SJWs.

We are losing a very important battle. It saddens me to say that the people who want to repeal net neutrality has won. To those who don't know, net neutrality keeps ISPs from favouring one company from another. This means they cannot purposely slow down or block a website just because they don't agree with it or like it. With those laws gone, you can expect to pay extra just to use sites like YouTube or Facebook. Or certain sites may be blocked or slowed down severely all together. Even if you don't live in America you should still be terrified right now. You can expect your subscriptions to companies like Netflix or Spotify to increase. Additionally, this big transition could pressure countries like Canada to do the same. There is still hope, however. I've provided two links (inside the "story") in which you can either call or text/message congress. If enough voices are heard we can still save the Internet. I'll also provide a petition for those who live outside of America. I'll also be copying this statement down so you can copy and paste it on your so i media accounts.

This thing scares me so much it gets a whole book to itself (get a screenshot of this book just in case it gets taken down and use it as evidence)

a short W O N D E R F U L story

Sally is alive. If only everyone else could see between the lines.

Everything you need to know about net neutrality