Nohomo Stories

(NSFW WARNING!!) NO; THIS ISN'T SOME R4P3 FETISH I'M NOT SOME TYPE OF FREAK THAT LIKES SHIT LIKE THAT, THAT'S NASTY AS FUCKING HELL.

A love like no other Twilight is crying Fern has no dick Jimin has his soju And his lover???

Two homophobic homies One dance One night Will these two leng ass roadmen face their feelings or will they continue being pussy bitches? Ollie wollie baguette and maxy waxy are best friends; they do everything together. From amazing tik tok dances to growing moustaches, these two lads are as close as close can be (maybe too close if you catch my drift, homeslice). But, will their "friendship" soon turn into something that they both hate the most?Will they finally show everyone the actual reason why they say the f slur?? We will have to wait and see. Oliver is very quirky. He loves to steal people's things and yell out offensive words and slurs. What a sexy beast; am i right lads?? He's used to getting all the girls including a skater girl who is such a main character that loves to talk about "underground bands" she listens to like Queen and The Neighbourhood 🥺🤞uwu #notliketheothergirls. She seems like the perfect match for our young baguette here but, for him, something-or maybe someone- is missing. Who knows, that missing piece could have been right in front of his beautiful shitty orbs this whole time. If you're here for an amazing piece of literature, you've come to the right place Haven't updated in ages and prob never will 😱🔥💯❗ Also, the picture isn't of them- it's just some random google lads. <3

Love triangle between three teenagers, Blake, Cameron, and Jimmy. The intense throbbing story follows Blake who used to date Cameron in secret. BUT Cameron broke up with Blake to get with jimmy, but Blake told the whole school their secret because he's now in love with JIMMY!! What's gonna come of the love triangle, I guess you'll have to read 😉 ‼️WARNINGS‼️ 13+ Gay love Love triangle Gonna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Explicit language Mexicans (Blake, and Jimmy) Fat people (Blake, Jimmy, Cameron) People built like a one by one Lego piece People built like CasOh People bigger than nikocado avocado Homophobia People who think they are straight (they are not) Racism Explicit language

Jarreeed looked over to jeremiyah and a single tear trailed down his cheek, "yo quiera comer culo," he whispered. Which translates to: I want to eat your ass. Jeremiyah looked up to him, confusion drawn on his face. "No homo," Jarreeed said, before leaving Jeremiyah who was unaware that Jarreeed had just confessed.

7 childhood best friends try to navigate their lives in the big apple, having decided to move across the country from their hometown on the West Coast. The dynamics take a subtle-turned-drastic change as they conform to living together in a tiny 4-bedroom apartment off of SOHO, paying their rent with hopes and dreams (and their parents' saved-up college tuition money). As their personalities clash (and even attract), each friend has to find solutions to this newfound change, and achieve their ultimate goal of living day after day without being at each others' throats.

Jeongguk a fuit son chez soi afin de vivre librement sa passion pour l'équitation, mais il va découvrir une nouvelle passion, pour un être.... presque inimaginable... WARNING ~~ Lemons possible... V top Kook bottom

Red luscious hair blowing in the wind. His baseball bat swings your way. How big is baseball glove?

So I'm bored and I decided HEY let's make a book on the crap I like... And I just did. WARNING: None of the pictures are mine they all belong to their respected owners!

Dan, a boy who has struggled with life since then beginning and Phil and social butterfly who wouldn't hurt a soul. Best friends for as long as time goes and everyone loves them together...except one person. Dan's mother is determined to ruin his life and hurt him in any way if he falls in love with a man...so in that case....no Homo right?

a fanfic about "homophobic" boys at our middle school... homies or homophobes?..

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Real zexy

This is a tale based ima true story about 3 men with dicks that matched swords . These 3 men are destined to meet and once they unite they shall fight he Vagina king and his vaginas . Who will win ?! May the dicks be in your favour or shall the vagina be your odds?

"The monitors beeped, and the boy fell deeper" COVER CREDIT TO @gaymikeyway

Himhimi appreciation by Faith

A delightful story, mastering the genres of Romance and Cooking. A must read in 2020. Romance stories were never that great. You just arent ready for it. And I'm not either.

Crack!Ship. Lee bajo tu propio riesgo. Stu Macher y Billy Loomis se mudan a Haddonfield para continuar sus estudios universitarios sin problema alguno tras el misterioso asesinato de Sidney Prescott en Woodsboro. El Dr. Loomis solía ser el psiquiatra a cargo de Myers, quien ahora se encuentra habitando su propia y abandonada casa, espiando por la ventana a los nuevos inquilinos que residen en la casa de enfrente. Myers cree que puede existir alguna relación entre uno de los jóvenes y su anterior doctor.

a story full of very amazing plot twists, very well written and also kind of fruity but its for the homies so it's fine 😩😩

no homo bro!!