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rosez4ever- Reads 168
- Parts 10
I created this book so I could rant without having to post a message on my message board. So... Yeah. Be prepared for the butt hurt. Disclaimer! I do not intend to aim any of these rants at anyone. So, if you have been offended, I'M SORRY!!!+2 more- Reads 168
potterhead_bailey- Reads 7
- Parts 3
True story but substituting the names I know I was stupid to think they liked me back- Reads 7
___EmmaGrace___- Reads 2,369
- Parts 42
Here are my thoughts. Basically like a diary, I try and update every day and be myself in it. I'm the star of this book!!! It might bore you, but hey. Don't read it then. ;)- Reads 2,369
Spitfiretheawesomest- Reads 59
- Parts 2
***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***- Reads 59
HaizeyWings- Reads 15
- Parts 1
Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)- Reads 15
love_to_express- Reads 559
- Parts 17
Glow ur seconds with amazing collection of poems! 😍 Just require few minutes towards your self love❤ Because in your busy hour's schedule These will lit your day...!! 😉 Have a look... It's free🤭- Reads 559
Xforever_jj- Reads 4
- Parts 1
Have you ever just sat in a room and start to think like really think? The world around you beings to stop and the air in your lungs gets knocked right out your chest?..... because your just thinking, thinking of life, and what's been going on around you. I'm not a writer my "stories " are inspired by songs and others stuff I see and hear.- Reads 4
TheAngelicDeath- Reads 329
- Parts 5
My thoughts my expression.. No offence to anyone.. Love ♡ ..Sagarika.. NOTE: -Bashing has never been good and I soulfully recommend you to stay way. -Plagiarism is a crime, hope you won't do it.+17 more- Reads 329
whitefang2468- Reads 207
- Parts 21
Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!+2 more- Reads 207
ArunikaRaghuvanshi- Reads 196
- Parts 1
On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.- Reads 196
crazyancarefree_xox- Reads 326
- Parts 6
That was the night of 16 February 1999 , when everything changed . The odour of blood was dizzying me, I was surrounded in a room with dim lights and the fresh cuts were a sign that the gang was around.This struggle was like a start of a new movie I was gonna see and the pain seemed only the beginning. The rope was hugging me in an indifferent manner as the place was eccentric, I didn't have had the idea to escape,but I was desperate to find my wife,I can feel the wounds burning but healing as soon as the thought of her... .I . . . . . A RDJ fanfiction- Reads 326
