Historias de Nooffense

This is a parody fanfic which contains all the cliché events you'll ever think of! If you feel offended please keep reading to realize how stupid you sound when you write! And literally all the stuff written is a parody even the authors' notes! (If you feel disturbed don't report lol!) All the love Xx -pteto

WELL DON'T TAKE ANY OF THESE OFFENSIVELY IS ALL I CAN SAY

(Enjoy the poorly edited cover) so basically this is just going to be a bunch of random stuff, now please know this is not support to be offensive, this is just based on how the people I know act and stuff (and some of the stereotypes....) so yeah....

Hey what upppp my dudes red this please

There are idiots in the front. Btw did for crackheads only.

Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!

My thoughts my expression.. No offence to anyone.. Love ♡ ..Sagarika.. NOTE: -Bashing has never been good and I soulfully recommend you to stay way. -Plagiarism is a crime, hope you won't do it.

Dinah is 37 single had a daughter called tessa she's 15 and she adopted Cathy calvert she's 18 cathy has a kid Amy she's 1 she calls Dinah nanna or nonna Spike is divorced with 3 daughters Lily,rose,Beth they are triplets they 15 they go to school with tessa Dinahs dad returns he's abusive

read the title hehe

my friend here nataly told me to write a wattpad so im just gonna write whatever comes to mind

Wait for part two! If u liked the story please like and comment.....thanks😆

"I'm sorry Kook... " ________________ Disclaimer This story contains • language • b x b • sexual context • BDSM • yoonmin and other many ships • mixed ships ____________ Turns out the story is different, kind off. Please still enjoy

Just me getting stuff off my chest.

Reader or shall I say, you, are an insecure girl who joined the survey corps, and this is your expierience with the saying no offense, no offense means nothing, nothing at all.

Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)

Just as the cover says Everything MEN know about WOMEN. This is no hate to men.

T I t l e

Just two different type of people who have way too much time on their hands :')