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  • One Man's Trash by Lesbian930298347
    Lesbian930298347
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    What happens when the line between friends and lovers is crossed? Jess and Rachel have been best friends since the two met in their first year of school. Rachel has always been there for Jess, through her struggles with Levi and getting over him after he betrayed her. After Levi is out of the picture Jess feels a familiar feeling in her chest whenever Rachel is near, she doesn't understand what it is. Rachel sees that Jess is hurt and needs some sort of connection, Rachel has always been there for Jess, and she always will be. Rachel vowed to never leave Jess's side and to love her for all eternity, even if Jess doesn't love her back.
  • Can you take a joke? by MotionalMetal
    MotionalMetal
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    Have a laugh bitches
  • Rant book by discor
    discor
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    I need something to rant to some times and this is going to be it so fuck off if you don't like it and I wanna do this and I do what I want! Yes I am Loki.... At least to my friends and the name that I changed my real name so I am Loki.
  • Tejo Mahalaya - The Shiva Temple by Rushali7
    Rushali7
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    Love is truly a great thing in this world. There are make things evidently found in history! Around and across the world you may find many proofs of true and great love. People do so many wonderful things for love. One such incident is the love of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan. Even though he married more than once,its said that his love for Mumtaz never faded. His love was so pure that he build a monument- the Jaj Mahal for her. But is it true? Did he really build it? What is the story about the taj mahal? Read this documentation and find out! (***NO OFFENCE)
  • ¿What Would You Do? by Ashley_loves_food463
    Ashley_loves_food463
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    Here are some questions that would test your opinion based on life..... Sooo would you read this or ignore it??
  • A moment of respect by ArunikaRaghuvanshi
    ArunikaRaghuvanshi
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    On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.
  • Us by lizzygrant1822
    lizzygrant1822
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    Sometimes we just want things , things to be perfect for us , we imagine them as such too, so did Carol but , not everytime things go the way we want ...... Carol is 23 and Gideon is 25 . They fall in love in times they don't even realise themselves to be in Love . Let's feel the charisma , this is my first work so I know there will be mistakes please excuse me : )
  • Znamenia horoskopu by _xoxDASHAxox_
    _xoxDASHAxox_
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    Proste znamenia a všeličo o nich, čo viac dodať?
  • The Game>DRAMOINE by emoxnerd
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    "I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?
  • The Figure by justagirl92
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    She fled the devil she knew in order to save her child's and her own life. How was she supposed to know that she was only running into the arms of the devil she didn't know? A short horror story This is not a commentary on religion or anyone's personal beliefs.
  • Infinite Nonsense by crappiest_puupuu
    crappiest_puupuu
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    Just a bunch of stupidity collected from all over the world. Feel free to read^-^ #vote #follow
  • The Idiots In The Front by AAzzyCChan
    AAzzyCChan
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    There are idiots in the front. Btw did for crackheads only.
  • Jokes + Randomness by whitefang2468
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    Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!
  • Becoming famous by yourroleplayfan1
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    You'll find out throughout the story about your life as a 15 year old
  • Our Book of Rants by TheCerealKillers
    TheCerealKillers
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    We, being the dedicated fangirls we are, LOVE FANGIRLING CONSTANTLY! And we rant. A lot. About weird ships, issues plaguing the world, and generally, everything. And we write poems, short stories and a lot of other cool stuff! So it's colourful mixture of fangirling, ranting , swearing and other awesome stuff! But there isn't enough place on the cover. Accomplishment #44 in Humor ~ Mad and Vika
  • Zodiac shenanigans  by Http-Dompiz
    Http-Dompiz
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    (Enjoy the poorly edited cover) so basically this is just going to be a bunch of random stuff, now please know this is not support to be offensive, this is just based on how the people I know act and stuff (and some of the stereotypes....) so yeah....
  • Seriously Dumb fanfic moments by Tesssaaa_
    Tesssaaa_
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    I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.