Nooffense Stories

JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.

Dinah is 37 single had a daughter called tessa she's 15 and she adopted Cathy calvert she's 18 cathy has a kid Amy she's 1 she calls Dinah nanna or nonna Spike is divorced with 3 daughters Lily,rose,Beth they are triplets they 15 they go to school with tessa Dinahs dad returns he's abusive

my friend here nataly told me to write a wattpad so im just gonna write whatever comes to mind

Hey what upppp my dudes red this please

The grammatical errors of Wattpad that totally annoy me

"I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?

The title says it all. No more is needed to be said other than the fact that I dont intend to offend anyone by making this book. Its just something to because I'm bored. ENJOY!!

WELL DON'T TAKE ANY OF THESE OFFENSIVELY IS ALL I CAN SAY

Here are my thoughts. Basically like a diary, I try and update every day and be myself in it. I'm the star of this book!!! It might bore you, but hey. Don't read it then. ;)

INTRO One day a little boy named tim met his long lost african brother tam , what tim didnt know was tam had ebola this produces trouble between tim and tam

I read Naruto fanfics but some I don't like NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO FF AUTHORS!¡

Just a bunch of stupidity collected from all over the world. Feel free to read^-^ #vote #follow

That was the night of 16 February 1999 , when everything changed . The odour of blood was dizzying me, I was surrounded in a room with dim lights and the fresh cuts were a sign that the gang was around.This struggle was like a start of a new movie I was gonna see and the pain seemed only the beginning. The rope was hugging me in an indifferent manner as the place was eccentric, I didn't have had the idea to escape,but I was desperate to find my wife,I can feel the wounds burning but healing as soon as the thought of her... .I . . . . . A RDJ fanfiction

Just me getting stuff off my chest.

This is a parody fanfic which contains all the cliché events you'll ever think of! If you feel offended please keep reading to realize how stupid you sound when you write! And literally all the stuff written is a parody even the authors' notes! (If you feel disturbed don't report lol!) All the love Xx -pteto

read the title hehe

She fled the devil she knew in order to save her child's and her own life. How was she supposed to know that she was only running into the arms of the devil she didn't know? A short horror story This is not a commentary on religion or anyone's personal beliefs.