Nooffense Stories

My jokes, what I think about, and everything else. (half assed summary)

Proste znamenia a všeličo o nich, čo viac dodať?

She fled the devil she knew in order to save her child's and her own life. How was she supposed to know that she was only running into the arms of the devil she didn't know? A short horror story This is not a commentary on religion or anyone's personal beliefs.

Wait for part two! If u liked the story please like and comment.....thanks😆

Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!

Just a bunch of stupidity collected from all over the world. Feel free to read^-^ #vote #follow

On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.

read the title hehe

Reader or shall I say, you, are an insecure girl who joined the survey corps, and this is your expierience with the saying no offense, no offense means nothing, nothing at all.

JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.

My opinions on popular things. I added that cover as an opinion too. This book was not made to offend anyone. If it does, I'm so sorry and please PM me about it so I can do something about it.

Have a laugh bitches

RANDOM SENTENCES!!!!!!!

I need something to rant to some times and this is going to be it so fuck off if you don't like it and I wanna do this and I do what I want! Yes I am Loki.... At least to my friends and the name that I changed my real name so I am Loki.

Just as the cover says Everything MEN know about WOMEN. This is no hate to men.

You'll find out throughout the story about your life as a 15 year old

Sometimes we just want things , things to be perfect for us , we imagine them as such too, so did Carol but , not everytime things go the way we want ...... Carol is 23 and Gideon is 25 . They fall in love in times they don't even realise themselves to be in Love . Let's feel the charisma , this is my first work so I know there will be mistakes please excuse me : )