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  • Is Wattpad dying?? Just some stupid rant idek🤷🏽‍♀️ by alejanndra1062
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    Hey what upppp my dudes red this please
  • The Game>DRAMOINE by emoxnerd
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    "I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?
  • WHAT I THINK OF TMR SHIPS... by Indoraptor25000
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    T I t l e
  • Too many thoughts, yet very less words!! by TheAngelicDeath
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    My thoughts my expression.. No offence to anyone.. Love ♡ ..Sagarika.. NOTE: -Bashing has never been good and I soulfully recommend you to stay way. -Plagiarism is a crime, hope you won't do it.
  • How I fell in love with my enemy by potterhead_bailey
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    True story but substituting the names I know I was stupid to think they liked me back
  • WATTPAD RANTS! [NARUTO FANFICS] by -ShinraTensei-
    -ShinraTensei-
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    I read Naruto fanfics but some I don't like NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO FF AUTHORS!¡
  • One Man's Trash by Lesbian930298347
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    What happens when the line between friends and lovers is crossed? Jess and Rachel have been best friends since the two met in their first year of school. Rachel has always been there for Jess, through her struggles with Levi and getting over him after he betrayed her. After Levi is out of the picture Jess feels a familiar feeling in her chest whenever Rachel is near, she doesn't understand what it is. Rachel sees that Jess is hurt and needs some sort of connection, Rachel has always been there for Jess, and she always will be. Rachel vowed to never leave Jess's side and to love her for all eternity, even if Jess doesn't love her back.
  • Us by lizzygrant1822
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    Sometimes we just want things , things to be perfect for us , we imagine them as such too, so did Carol but , not everytime things go the way we want ...... Carol is 23 and Gideon is 25 . They fall in love in times they don't even realise themselves to be in Love . Let's feel the charisma , this is my first work so I know there will be mistakes please excuse me : )
  • ❀✿joke oneshots✿❀ by kennylikesboysalot
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    read the title hehe
  • The Figure by justagirl92
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    She fled the devil she knew in order to save her child's and her own life. How was she supposed to know that she was only running into the arms of the devil she didn't know? A short horror story This is not a commentary on religion or anyone's personal beliefs.
  • F,står for faen by JuliaHernesJacobsen
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    skrivefeil er min aestetic. froventer ikke at noen ser dette, det er bare min samfunsfrustrasjon. Ikke tenk på det.
  • Zodiac shenanigans  by Http-Dompiz
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    (Enjoy the poorly edited cover) so basically this is just going to be a bunch of random stuff, now please know this is not support to be offensive, this is just based on how the people I know act and stuff (and some of the stereotypes....) so yeah....
  • Funny Imagines by GalaxyAsia
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    WELL DON'T TAKE ANY OF THESE OFFENSIVELY IS ALL I CAN SAY
  • HAIRY APPLE by xxjustchillaxx
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    JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.
  • Subbing Life by Xforever_jj
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    Have you ever just sat in a room and start to think like really think? The world around you beings to stop and the air in your lungs gets knocked right out your chest?..... because your just thinking, thinking of life, and what's been going on around you. I'm not a writer my "stories " are inspired by songs and others stuff I see and hear.
  • Madame Grammaire's Guide to Common Words Uncommonly Misspelled by HaizeyWings
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    Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)