Nooffense Stories

Seriously guys, just don't.

So this story explains the glow up of Camila Degiton it tell about the struggle of not being like the other girls.

I created this book so I could rant without having to post a message on my message board. So... Yeah. Be prepared for the butt hurt. Disclaimer! I do not intend to aim any of these rants at anyone. So, if you have been offended, I'M SORRY!!!

Proste znamenia a všeličo o nich, čo viac dodať?

my friend here nataly told me to write a wattpad so im just gonna write whatever comes to mind

Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)

Just a bunch of stupidity collected from all over the world. Feel free to read^-^ #vote #follow

"I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?

This is a parody fanfic which contains all the cliché events you'll ever think of! If you feel offended please keep reading to realize how stupid you sound when you write! And literally all the stuff written is a parody even the authors' notes! (If you feel disturbed don't report lol!) All the love Xx -pteto

JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.

WELL DON'T TAKE ANY OF THESE OFFENSIVELY IS ALL I CAN SAY

Glow ur seconds with amazing collection of poems! 😍 Just require few minutes towards your self love❤ Because in your busy hour's schedule These will lit your day...!! 😉 Have a look... It's free🤭

My thoughts my expression.. No offence to anyone.. Love ♡ ..Sagarika.. NOTE: -Bashing has never been good and I soulfully recommend you to stay way. -Plagiarism is a crime, hope you won't do it.

I read Naruto fanfics but some I don't like NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO FF AUTHORS!¡

Have you ever just sat in a room and start to think like really think? The world around you beings to stop and the air in your lungs gets knocked right out your chest?..... because your just thinking, thinking of life, and what's been going on around you. I'm not a writer my "stories " are inspired by songs and others stuff I see and hear.

True story but substituting the names I know I was stupid to think they liked me back

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

My jokes, what I think about, and everything else. (half assed summary)

I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.