Nochill Stories

Funny, unique, and rare comebacks and insults.

Just a teen with no chill writing shit

Boss ass fuck. nigga ion give a fuck btw RiRi Sis

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

in which life is just too bloody fantastic. cover by @guacardo

Can you imagine being in one of the biggest gangs .That's the life a 18 year old boy with his gang is he going to make it or not. Some of his gang members die and some that were like his brother and he needs yo move ahead. They stay strong through gang fights and amushes. Even thru jobs that most people wouln't make itl

"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!

I lost a bet so my brother wrote this

This book was inspired by a writer here on watt pad she is a amazing and talented writer! If you haven't read any of her work I swear you need to go and do that right now before you read my crap! The writer that inspired this is the one and only... @terrible. Her name is jewel and she is amazeballs! {Ok this book is about me and my friends ranting on what has happened to us day by day} *Just a warning there will be explicit content in this book so if you can't tolerate swearing, me speaking my mind me not spelling anything correctly me talking about religion, gays or anything like that I advise to back the hell off and not read! If your going to complain then just don't read it I'm not your mom I shall not be putting up with your shit!* "Got it?" "Got it?" "Ok now that we got that Settled" "You may start reading"

A girl named ORPHAN #1 escapes from a biased orphanage and is planning revenge along with an unknown BOY 😉 and encounter many ODD 😉 creatures and THINGS 😉

Alexa San Roman is in a band and plays shows every week at little bars, not expecting much but loving every moment. She never would have thought to meet a girl who makes her feel at home. (The title is taken from a song by Explosions In The Sky)

A literary genius, who's not exactly lacking anything in his bank account, agrees to take on an apprentice. However, he never expects it to be a girl. Let alone a girl like her. ** Devyn Whitaker has always wanted to pursue her dream of writing books and being a literature professor. So, naturally, when she's faced with the opportunity to win an apprenticeship with world renowned author, Peter Hardin, she snatches it. She wins the apprenticeship, unbeknownst to the fact that Peter picked her himself. Except he picked her under the pretense that Devyn was a guy. He had a lovely picture painted in his head of what new his roommate would be like. Until he opens the door to find the exact opposite. ** "You'd think a well educated girl like yourself wouldn't speak with such vulgar words." "And you'd think any man with a brain or natural instincts would take what I've openly offered to you." ** Awaiting a cover. Until I make one for this, it'll stay blank Partially inspired by The Mathematician by The Biblical Sinner (I'll tag Olli in the story at some point).

My feelings on the subject of fake people...

This is where I rant random shat. Bear with me WARNING: I HAVE NO CHILL SO THERE WILL BE LOTS OF SWEARING