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Funny, unique, and rare comebacks and insults.

Goals basically. Enjoy and read my other books too.

"We'll be together to make this Christmas bright." Ivory Gaines has become increasingly, hopelessly nostalgic for everything she left behind when she left for college. She misses her daddy's Motown Christmas album, making ornaments with her family, the stockings on the wall in the family home. This year, she can't fight 'missing the old thing' any longer, so she arranges for her family to stay in a hilltop resort so she can have it back. Small problem - the family's fallen apart since she left. Ivory sees this opportunity and her family's relationship as no coincidence, and she's determined to pull them back together. "It'll take a Christmas miracle to keep us together, but this Christmas together is happening no matter what."

Boss ass fuck. nigga ion give a fuck btw RiRi Sis

A girl named ORPHAN #1 escapes from a biased orphanage and is planning revenge along with an unknown BOY 😉 and encounter many ODD 😉 creatures and THINGS 😉

This is the tale of high school boy named Kade Lawrence and how he found lov- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Um no. Just no. This is about me being my boss ass self. Breaking hearts,giving advice and slapping some sense into these hoes I call friends. 'Bout 'tale of a high school bo-' What do you thinks this is? Notebook? Who hired this narrator? Get lost buddy I'll handle it from here.

This book was inspired by a writer here on watt pad she is a amazing and talented writer! If you haven't read any of her work I swear you need to go and do that right now before you read my crap! The writer that inspired this is the one and only... @terrible. Her name is jewel and she is amazeballs! {Ok this book is about me and my friends ranting on what has happened to us day by day} *Just a warning there will be explicit content in this book so if you can't tolerate swearing, me speaking my mind me not spelling anything correctly me talking about religion, gays or anything like that I advise to back the hell off and not read! If your going to complain then just don't read it I'm not your mom I shall not be putting up with your shit!* "Got it?" "Got it?" "Ok now that we got that Settled" "You may start reading"

All the things no one cares about but Im gonna say them anyways sksks

>-> i think I'm no good at being a writer but i gave it a try so... Yeah if u liked it vote comment (XD i think they would be mostly about my grammar but ehh ) and follow . Ouo peace

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

A literary genius, who's not exactly lacking anything in his bank account, agrees to take on an apprentice. However, he never expects it to be a girl. Let alone a girl like her. ** Devyn Whitaker has always wanted to pursue her dream of writing books and being a literature professor. So, naturally, when she's faced with the opportunity to win an apprenticeship with world renowned author, Peter Hardin, she snatches it. She wins the apprenticeship, unbeknownst to the fact that Peter picked her himself. Except he picked her under the pretense that Devyn was a guy. He had a lovely picture painted in his head of what new his roommate would be like. Until he opens the door to find the exact opposite. ** "You'd think a well educated girl like yourself wouldn't speak with such vulgar words." "And you'd think any man with a brain or natural instincts would take what I've openly offered to you." ** Awaiting a cover. Until I make one for this, it'll stay blank Partially inspired by The Mathematician by The Biblical Sinner (I'll tag Olli in the story at some point).

I lost a bet so my brother wrote this

Nothing in this world I ever wanted more Nothing like them girls you ever loved before.

Just a teen with no chill writing shit