Nochill Stories

Funny, unique, and rare comebacks and insults.

"We'll be together to make this Christmas bright." Ivory Gaines has become increasingly, hopelessly nostalgic for everything she left behind when she left for college. She misses her daddy's Motown Christmas album, making ornaments with her family, the stockings on the wall in the family home. This year, she can't fight 'missing the old thing' any longer, so she arranges for her family to stay in a hilltop resort so she can have it back. Small problem - the family's fallen apart since she left. Ivory sees this opportunity and her family's relationship as no coincidence, and she's determined to pull them back together. "It'll take a Christmas miracle to keep us together, but this Christmas together is happening no matter what."

A literary genius, who's not exactly lacking anything in his bank account, agrees to take on an apprentice. However, he never expects it to be a girl. Let alone a girl like her. ** Devyn Whitaker has always wanted to pursue her dream of writing books and being a literature professor. So, naturally, when she's faced with the opportunity to win an apprenticeship with world renowned author, Peter Hardin, she snatches it. She wins the apprenticeship, unbeknownst to the fact that Peter picked her himself. Except he picked her under the pretense that Devyn was a guy. He had a lovely picture painted in his head of what new his roommate would be like. Until he opens the door to find the exact opposite. ** "You'd think a well educated girl like yourself wouldn't speak with such vulgar words." "And you'd think any man with a brain or natural instincts would take what I've openly offered to you." ** Awaiting a cover. Until I make one for this, it'll stay blank Partially inspired by The Mathematician by The Biblical Sinner (I'll tag Olli in the story at some point).

This is where I rant random shat. Bear with me WARNING: I HAVE NO CHILL SO THERE WILL BE LOTS OF SWEARING

This book was inspired by a writer here on watt pad she is a amazing and talented writer! If you haven't read any of her work I swear you need to go and do that right now before you read my crap! The writer that inspired this is the one and only... @terrible. Her name is jewel and she is amazeballs! {Ok this book is about me and my friends ranting on what has happened to us day by day} *Just a warning there will be explicit content in this book so if you can't tolerate swearing, me speaking my mind me not spelling anything correctly me talking about religion, gays or anything like that I advise to back the hell off and not read! If your going to complain then just don't read it I'm not your mom I shall not be putting up with your shit!* "Got it?" "Got it?" "Ok now that we got that Settled" "You may start reading"

A girl named ORPHAN #1 escapes from a biased orphanage and is planning revenge along with an unknown BOY 😉 and encounter many ODD 😉 creatures and THINGS 😉

none at all

S L O W U P D A T E S "The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain... or joy." A L A N L I G H T M A N Cover by @-averagesky

So i've seen a lot of my friends doing rant stories and i just wanted to give it a try. Here goes me raging about everything :)

Alexa San Roman is in a band and plays shows every week at little bars, not expecting much but loving every moment. She never would have thought to meet a girl who makes her feel at home. (The title is taken from a song by Explosions In The Sky)

This book is going to be like the archives of my friends' best moments. It will also contain some other stuff, but it's mostly about crackheads, so...

RANDOM STUFF!! STUFF YOU LIKE!! STUFF YOU DO IN YOUR DAILY LIFE!!

"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!

Nothing in this world I ever wanted more Nothing like them girls you ever loved before.

Goals basically. Enjoy and read my other books too.

Short stories of worry.

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)