Ethan_Streblow
"Now, I've seen a lot of strange things, Doc, being in my line of work...or, my old line of work."
"I can imagine. Care to tell me any of these things?"
"Oh, c'mon Doc! You've heard them all haven't yah? Besides, you don't believe me anyway."
"Well...stories, get messed up, twisted, in the mind. We exaggerate things, make up others. We..."
"Well I didn't make THIS one up! Maybe I twist a few of the minor facts subconsciously, but I swear the important stuff is true! If you'd believe me...If you would've believed me I'd be outta here by now."
"Tell it to me again. I wanna hear."
"Yeah, sure yah do. Alright, well it's either this or playing looney so why not?"