Notajoke Stories

garlic

behold

this is satire

"listen to your heart, not your head" I am listening to my heart and doing as it says. Handsome Squidward met Shrek at a cat café. it was love at first sight. but a worker there sees the two. he gets jealous and wants to split the two apart... will Shrek and Squidward be able to keep their love-bond strong? or will it be teared; ripped into shreds over jealousy. Read to find out.

if i quit wattpad, i'll post the 2nd chapter..

THIGHS

This is Top Ten Things to not shove up your ass purely made and done by the amazing clementine. - - - - #TOPTENTHINGSTONOTSHOVEUPYOURASS

Not a joke, I'm leaving forever bye.

Hewo! Here's mah story about tommy and tubbo! They are so cute together and they should be married! Pls no hate, this ship is so cute and it's valid! I hope you enjoy! Also dis art is mine! Give credit if you use mah art... ok anyway enjoy :3

follow Nagging Toe Cumaeda in his everyday life

this is a fanfic by coneratcollaborative on tumblr dot com... enjoy:)

PROLOGUE: NAPOLEONS POV I stand there, my member getting harder by the second. My cock begins to rise out of my pants as it rapidly grows. Snowball looks me in the eyes and in that moment I knew that any ounce of innocence left within in me was about to be stolen. "Snowball, this isn't right. What if they find out?" I ponder. Yet I let my lust consume me as I approach him anyways. "Come here you filthy whore" Snowball spits. Fuck! I love being degraded. "Of course master!" "I'm going to fuck you senseless you worthless piece of crap!" I cant contain myself any longer. My insides are empty and they must be filled! My deepest desire is to be filled with Snowballs cum. I just want to know that I have succeeded in satisfying him...

A close relationship is broken when her best friend is killed in an accident and one very affected girl can't bear with that pain.

Your brother hates you, your mom has had enough, your whole community is ready to burn you at the stake. Nobody loves you. That is... until you are adopted by baby-hating BookTuber withCindy! Will you, the innocent young orphan, finally get through to the malnourished victorian paper boy?

To those who don't know. Growing up as girl may seem easy but I am about to tell you what it's actually like.

was forced to write a serious fanfic so i did. though its not entirely serious. enjoy it cause this monstrosity was written way too long ago and im not planning on rewriting it. BUT!! i might write another chapter. maybe. update: discontinued for the time being owo

This is for my bbq 😏 I hope you like it i worked hard in this😩☝️ #5 under pitbull😥

its sophomore year, which means more books to read and more alphas. but. . among us wants to end her harems, and focus on studying. what happens when 3 alphas are after her, leading among us to a choice that can either break or fill hearts. 👀💞

★⡀.•☆•.★ ★⡀.•☆•.★ ★⡀.•☆•.★ ★⡀.•☆•.★ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ » fanfiction between a friend from school and a guy who she met from another bus, they don't want me to use their real name so I'm currently using their discord name » I HAVE taken the permission of the friend to write this fanfiction so don't you DARE try to sue me.