Notimpressed Stories

It's just Kellvic. Kellvic all the way.

I didn't want to go to the pool party. I didn't want to be on Twitch. And I definitely didn't plan to be the girl RayAsianBoy was looking at like I just unplugged his router mid-stream. I came for moral support and maybe a slice of pizza. Now the group chat's blowing up, TikTok's editing me into thirst traps, and apparently I "broke the internet" by existing. I didn't flirt. I didn't dance. I barely talked. But I guess that's enough these days. This isn't a love story. This is what happens when the one person who didn't want to be noticed... gets noticed anyway.