Onions Stories

Shrek. Best film/anime. Ever. This is just for fun

Shrek X Harry Potter . . . . . . . . My lord and savior Shrek, I cannot bare to withhold the day where our paths come to meet, as I, your obedient servant, would fall on my knees in upmost respect and bestow to you my magic stick. I would have no use for an object that can wield magic and my every whim, if I get to meet the almighty Shrek. It would be an action of honor that I might give up something so powerful full as that to you my god. As always, with the most upmost love and respect I give you, I must depart from our conversation once more. Sincerely, Your most loyal subject, Harry Potter. . . . . . . . . Your Welcome. My very spicy group chat and I were spamming each other one night and this was the out come of our boardroom. It was never meant to go this far and all I can say is I'm sorry for ruining HarryPotter for you. We were also very sleep deprived while creating this masterpiece as it was 1:30AM when we finished this. . . CREDITS: CJ, Ella, Abby, and Emma

An ai generated story about this cringy ass discordian named Thomas trying to guilt trip a lovely lad and failing in the process..

Cat- Duck. Just Cat- Duck. That's your only description.

This OGRE-IFIC ballad tells the story of She-Shrek: The mighty ogress... Aka, Shrek's mother. It tells the Shrektastic story of what an ogre-mama will do for her ogre-baby, and how exactly Ms. She-Shrek got her title of the most terrifying ogress in the land.

How many layers does an onion have? It can have few, or many layers, but it doesn't matter because it's what makes the onion who it is. Think of yourself the same way.

Project

There is always that one person. The person that curses, dresses like she is forever on a beach and has it out for everyone. Nadia Holt..... the school biatch, who I hate. Then there is me. SILENT BUT DEADLY. I made a promise to my best friend, I'd break out of my shell. Go wild. Make some migraine worthy racket. I will do it. When it is time. Time walked up to me in the form of Logan Holt. We are like..... COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I don't understand, though why I lose control of my big fat mouth when I'm with him. Time makes me Noisy. ALL COPYRIGHTS RESERVED. This is my book only from my ideas and all characters in this book are a fraction of my imagination.

This is the story of Barney, a boy lost in the Australian bush.. who meets a talking magpie.. and tries to find his way back home..

Aleks gets really kinky one night and asks Eddie to fulfil his needs. Mid-way through Aleks turns into a scene-weeb and we all shed a tear in condolences.

A set of Haiku and Haiku inspired poems about my daily experiences and musings while on the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit).

A lost child finds new hope in Shrek movies

Shrek

Long before Vecna decides to terrorize minors, he fell in love. In the beginning of his time in the Upside Down, Vecna met Shrek. When their love is tested through smelly onions and crazy demodogs...will their love survive? Or will in shatter and crack, wrinkling like Vecna's skin was growing to be. ~not my original characters, they're owned by other big companies 😭~

A collection of jokes for everyone who likes BTS Enjoy ;) I do not own BTS and BigHitEntertainment. Credits to the righful owner.