Onions Stories

(Y/N) moves to a Beach City after a big battle of custody going on between her mother and father. To her relief everything is perfect. Or did she speak too soon? When sh...

BIG SHIT, not little, BIG!

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

The dlc doesn't exist here and Thaletas and Kassandra are best bros.

Chicken Barbie Beast makes Ken nut, then #pegallmen2020. Shrek cums as a surprise.

Norway is chopping onions in the kitchen, preparing dinner, although things don't go as planned. Then things get even worse when Denmark comes in at the worst possible t...

one shots try

this isn't about pickled onions

Time for lovely cow to read bedtime story

he doesn't answer, she leaves voicemails.

im a derp the end

Pickles and onions and ketchup and lettuce and bannana and cucubmer and sausage and hamburger and lemon and juice and spaghetti apple and Sprite

If this game keeps surviving, what if Sony and Microsoft make an alliance with Nintendo in this ridiculously ambitious crossover fictional multiverse? Make your wildest...

RiceBunni24 wants more Jeamus fics? I'll give her a Jeamus fic.