Onions Stories

(Y/N) moves to a Beach City after a big battle of custody going on between her mother and father. To her relief everything is perfect. Or did she speak too soon? When sh...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

One day on your way home you see a new onion store has opened up in town after going in you meet the Lord and savior Shrek. You are taken away by his undeniable beauty...

one shots try

BIG SHIT, not little, BIG!

This is the story of Shrek and King Harold and the untold sexual tension between them. In the land of fairy tales, being gay isn't something that's super legal and Shrek...

Many said it was unlikely, impossible even for an Ogre and galactic warlord to ever fall in loved. But that changed on day when Shrek a beloved ogre to all fell in love...

I'll probably never finish this but it's a book about Shrek and That Vegan Teacher(aka Kadie) Enjoy losers😊

A somewhat sad poem about a poet,in awe at their experiences , plagued by a frantic thought circle , overwhelmed and consumed by their existence , and a distrust for the...

shrek is love shrek is life

The Onion King has returned to claim his throne in the Land of Wild Onions. Soon after, the horrible neighboring kingdom, Aresytea, attacks their peaceful lands and caus...

A young girl recently moved to California and sees a boy across the road planting a special looking plant that appeared to be a type of drug. When she finally has the co...

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Trump was big and orange but Shrek was bigger and green.

im really sorry butt i have no regrets what so ever. honestly one of my close friends gave me this idea so blame her not me (: this is a story about shrek if you didn't...

When two men who do not agree with gay marriage fall in love, who knows what will happen next? Especially when one of the men is Donald Trump and the other is Tony Abbot.