Ous Stories

Kennedy (Kenna) isn't known for her beauty. She's never been complimented on her appearance unless being called beautiful by your family counts, and to Kenna- it doesn't. Sick of being ignored because of her looks, Kennedy gives herself a makeover but it isn't very successful. After encountering a crying Marissa Rivers on the behalf of her obnoxious brother, Noah, she becomes acquaintances with the girl. After a chat about Kenna's failed efforts at makeup and how she's a nondrinker, she offers Kenna the help of her and her friends. Kenna graciously agrees but there's a catch. Kenna will have to be the girls' designated driver to the next few parties that they want to attend until she can do her own makeup which may take a while but what happens when Kenna accidentally gets drunk at one of the parties and Noah has to bring her and the other girls back to their home? She gets involved in a lot more than she planned. And it seems as if all she wanted was to become beautiful.

This book is a collection of terrible jokes, cringe worthy puns and wordplay that will make you want to jump from a roof! I am the Pun Queen! Doubt thy puns and thou shalt be smited by the Pun Goddess! (Who is also me, but we don't talk about that.. Shhhh..)

Funny jokes and stories ALL REAL TRUE STORIES!! :-) I update every day! :-D <3

Random short stories or thoughts. I don't know what to do with my life, so I made this! Yeah! 😂

This collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.

Apparently, seventeen years ago when my parents named their kids, they were searching for the most embarrassing names they could find. I mean, what parent doesn't want their kids to be teased for the rest of their lives? (Cue eye roll) Wanna know my twin brother's name? Dick. And no, it's not short for Richard. (Sometimes he really does live up to his name, though.) But my name is much worse than my brother's. Ever since my fifth grade class watched "the video" (y'know, the one about puberty and sex?) I've been getting teased about it. The name in question? Uranus.

Life for the carefree people of Zatis makes an unexpected, violent turn with the arrival of a human from Earth. When war breaks out, a group of exiled Zatisians must go on a pilgrimage to the lost moon of Qato to save their people, or else all would be lost forever. Copyright © 2014 Ciara Johnson Warning: May contain mature and/or graphic scenes and content and adult language. Reader discretion is advised.

This is the last story I've wrote for "Working for Heat" series. And one I really enjoyed writing. Although not a true Working for Heat story, I couldn't help it, but to include it there. I do have to apologize for the historical, personal and physics inaccuracies that may occur in this story, and I hope the gentlemen depicted there can forgive me, for I know, they were truly the heroes of our times. For more "Working for Heat" stories, check out my book: http://www.amazon.com/Working-Heat-II-ebook/dp/B006H9YCJI/

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Meet the Cooper family: there's the Queen band member wannabe (and eldest brother), Haiden, the elder sister, Vivi, obsessed with nothing other than boys and piercings, the attention-seeking four year old, Finn and the cat named Snape. Caught up in the middle of it all is 'Kenzie, trying to make sense of her mad family and why she exists.Convinced she is the only normal one, Kenzie struggles to realise that each member of her family is trying their hardest to cope. To muddle through. When their parents reach breaking point and are bordering on divorce, they send the Cooper siblings to a distant relative in the Lancashire countryside, where their accommodation proves most eerie and rather intruiging indeed, leaving Haiden, Vivi, Finn and Kenzie to reflect on life after their youngest brother's passing, the 'other half', to Finn, the twin he never got to meet. And as secrets unravel themselves in the little Lancashire village they are staying in, the four find themselves struggling to keep muddling through. A great story if you like stories about life's ups and downs, capturing the personalites of the world's colourful and interesting people along the way.

Meet Katie Roman. A regular, spunky and impertinent girl, just starting her senior year in high school. She is a popular girl and guys follow her every move. But unlike all the other girls in her school, she has never had a boyfriend. She has never been in love, and she couldn't care less. Enter Hannah Perkins, Katie's best friend. She is the opposite of Katie; she falls for everyone. Along with the help of Katie's other best friend, Devon, Hannah is going to help Katie. Katie needs to learn how to fall in love. Four guys enter her life, each making their attempt on making her fall in love with one of them Follow Katie in her adventure to find her significant other. He might be closer than you think.