Ous Stories

Apparently, seventeen years ago when my parents named their kids, they were searching for the most embarrassing names they could find. I mean, what parent doesn't want their kids to be teased for the rest of their lives? (Cue eye roll) Wanna know my twin brother's name? Dick. And no, it's not short for Richard. (Sometimes he really does live up to his name, though.) But my name is much worse than my brother's. Ever since my fifth grade class watched "the video" (y'know, the one about puberty and sex?) I've been getting teased about it. The name in question? Uranus.

...Just don't get out of control while laughing.

This a failed attempt at getting you to laugh (please tell me if I did).

This collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.

Funny jokes and stories ALL REAL TRUE STORIES!! :-) I update every day! :-D <3

<< "who better to end up with other than your very best friend?" >>

Amber Adams has a pretty amazing life. Three best friends she wouldn't trade the world for. Loving guardians, loving sister, she has everything... until she has to leave it behind to live with her father who was just released from jail. And she just doesn't want to go (who would?). She's never even see his face! And, he says it's his fault Amber's mother died. When Amber leaves, will she discover the lost (well, to her) story of her mothers death? She wants to, but she can't do it alone. She can't leave behind her three best friends.///////////Not sure if i want to continue, give me time to think, please!

This book is a collection of terrible jokes, cringe worthy puns and wordplay that will make you want to jump from a roof! I am the Pun Queen! Doubt thy puns and thou shalt be smited by the Pun Goddess! (Who is also me, but we don't talk about that.. Shhhh..)

This is the last story I've wrote for "Working for Heat" series. And one I really enjoyed writing. Although not a true Working for Heat story, I couldn't help it, but to include it there. I do have to apologize for the historical, personal and physics inaccuracies that may occur in this story, and I hope the gentlemen depicted there can forgive me, for I know, they were truly the heroes of our times. For more "Working for Heat" stories, check out my book: http://www.amazon.com/Working-Heat-II-ebook/dp/B006H9YCJI/

Life for the carefree people of Zatis makes an unexpected, violent turn with the arrival of a human from Earth. When war breaks out, a group of exiled Zatisians must go on a pilgrimage to the lost moon of Qato to save their people, or else all would be lost forever. Copyright © 2014 Ciara Johnson Warning: May contain mature and/or graphic scenes and content and adult language. Reader discretion is advised.

Meet Katie Roman. A regular, spunky and impertinent girl, just starting her senior year in high school. She is a popular girl and guys follow her every move. But unlike all the other girls in her school, she has never had a boyfriend. She has never been in love, and she couldn't care less. Enter Hannah Perkins, Katie's best friend. She is the opposite of Katie; she falls for everyone. Along with the help of Katie's other best friend, Devon, Hannah is going to help Katie. Katie needs to learn how to fall in love. Four guys enter her life, each making their attempt on making her fall in love with one of them Follow Katie in her adventure to find her significant other. He might be closer than you think.