Offended Stories

Just poems that may or may not make sense or have any relevance whatsoever but will hopefully just make you smile!

Norm Macdonald left us three years ago, but he's back and ready to take on the woke brigade. 😇 Turns out, Heaven was a little too polite for his taste-felt like Canada on a good day. 🍁 Now he's here to roast comfort animals, pronouns, and all the woke stuff that makes people break out in hives. 🧐🎤 Easily offended? Norm's got one thing to say: stay the hell out. 😏🔥

After her mother runs away Claire is left to face her abusive alcoholic father alone. Not only that, but her days to live are cut short. She's an outcast and a loser at school who everyone supposedly hates and no one dares to go near. But what happens when all that changes? When the new guy in town decides to take interest in the girl who doesn’t utter a single word or noise. When an old friend decides to become the protective brother again instead of the typical high school jerk. But her father isn’t letting her go that easily, and definitely not without a fight. So what will it take for her to finally be free of him? Not only physically. But mentally. haha, so obviously i suck at writing blurbs, buuuhhhhh whatevs trevs xoxo c;

"She wondered. She wandered. She wondered while she wandered. Brittani's life was always hectic. She was an agent for the SSS, and she had a huge secret. A secret that could cost her her life." So can you keep a secret? Dedicated to Cherise, Erin and Naomi. <3 I love you guys and thanks for loving my series.

This is just the list of the most miserable stories ever here in Wattpad that can make you throw up, laugh or even both. Note that I may sound offending here, but I will have a corresponding and valid reason to each. The stories I'll represent (since mentioning the exact work would be against the rules) may be nauseous, some irritating, but most will be downright ridiculous. Get ready for a lot of swear words, rants, and laughs people. Remember—you have been warned. Worst Wattpad Stories Ever is a part in my rant series "The Offendables."

College life is crazier than you could ever imagine! The story begins with sarah-the most admired and loved girl of northeast college-being caught with another girl in a 'awkward' situation. The scandal spread more than a wildfire. Thus sarah was named the hottest lesbian girl ever no matter how much sarah protested agaist it. To sarah's bad luck the one who mostly believed this scandal was victor, the introverted nerdy guy on whom she had the hots for. But some strange things also started happening after this scandal between this two. For sarah, she perhaps doesn't know everything about the introverted boy after all.

You will find a lot of comebacks in this book you can use if someone tries to insult/offend you. You have no idea how to diss someone? No problem! This book can help you.

Book of One Direction Imagines, One Shots and Preferences! :)

All random rants/stuff about something every single day(hopefully). Be warned: I might occasionally insult religion. This entire thing is for me to voice out my opinions, yeah? So haters, fuck off if you can't handle Blazing Fyre.(yeah yeah fire is not my style)

this is probably really bad and A lot of people might be offended and stuff but I really don't give a shit

Yeah so uh I'm doing another spam after all this school bullshit

Marinette died

Every night, girls and women are victimized. Sexual assault is a daily crime in some of the countries. A female isn't safe. They are humans too. They aren't your family members, aren't your mother or sister or wife or girl-friend but they are of someone. This poem depicts the crime and leaves a message not to commit this dreadful and pathetic crime.

Pretty much a place for me to vent on how some fanfics isn't that good of a read and for me to cringe. You can see this as a criticism or a danger to you authors I guess A quick warning, y'all might get angry with the contents but this book is just for myself.

Where I talk about opinions that trigger people. Warning: If you get easily offended, don't read.

have fun with these vital 8 steps to piss off the land of the pizza. Inspired from an italian friend I like to annoy and found the best way to xD