Offensive Stories

Here you will find many random memes some you will know and some unusual.I hope you will enjoy it here guys! !-DISCLAIMER-! I don't own the memes, credits go to the owners of them There will be some offensive memes

Read at your own risk. Enjoy.

A deer does the deed with an egg: the story. I don't own Athena or Eggwhite, they're their own people. There isn't any actual smut scenes I just put it there for shits and giggles.

Nice curves

marshie is a great guinea pig

•A llama's jokebook• (NO LLAMA JOKES SADLY) This is a "book" that includes: -comebacks -jokes -some small, funny short stories This llama may seem cute and nice, but he has a lot on his mind. This "book" also includes: -cursing -offensiveness -and cruelty Can't handle that? This isn't the "book" for you. So no whining like a child if this "book" refers to some things you don't like or take offense to. Rated: pg13-ish Age groups: most likely for 14 and above or any age that can handle this stuff. (C) @finny_fin 2015-.

Art book, vent book, literally any of my thoughts can and possibly will go in here.

These are offensive short stories.... They will make you cry... Isn't that something.. And yes, I know you have time to read them..... If you didn't, you wouldn't be on wattpad right now... K? ~THE END~

Redhaired Fabio is having a fabulous day but then a fateful encounter with a tall Jewish priest leads him down a road of love and...butt-stuff (This story is a parody/satire of fan fiction and is not meant to be taken seriously, I have nothing against this subject or it's themes)

Please don't attack me... if you do i won't mind cause imma ATTACK RIGHT BACK H03!!!

This story was inspired by the game called "Class of 09" If you don't know what Class of 09 is basically a rejected sim. The story itself might offensive too at you if is offensive (DON'T READ IT). Martin is Sociopath person who doesn't involve the stupidity situations of his life. This is of life martin has? Or wasn't Insure what's going on the school. Maybe the school is more inflammatory hell place.

This has dark humor for people who like dark jokes. This can be offensive so if you don't want to see them, don't read it. Don't say that I warned you.

so right now, me and my best friend are getting bullied a bit *sob* so I came up with some yo momma jokes and insults and comebacks to help us survive YAY!

go t5o sleep

A killer (Silvester) that loves to murder people just for fun, got caught in a situation where his only escape is to murder them. Though this might not sound tragic but the situation is not as easy as it sounds. Being caught by siblings who are overly obsessed over him, try to find ways to make the killer their slave. But each one siblings wants him. will they be able to survive with a killer in their home? or will the killer end up becoming a slave to the siblings? who will win?

𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲. ~*~*~ In which Apple gives her unpopular opinions on shit and you disagree ! [highest ranks: #1 in "runwhileyoucan" #1 in "discuss" #1 in "ohgodno" #3 in "shitgoesdown" #11 in "offensive"]

Ways to kill your ex, or anyone else you need dead! :D DISCLAIMER- this is a joke book and you shouldn't take it seriously or try to kill anyone in any way. There will be some offensive material in this book.

Deep Thoughts

A girl gets adopted and starts to live with her stereotypical parents in Stereotopia How will she do?