Owie Stories

Callie couldn't be happier, she has Arizona and Sofia, they love in an amazing house. Perfect life right? Then why does she find her self becoming so close to Owen? They have been friends for awhile now, but this...this is different.

owie ouch ouch owie oww ow :(

'you can be my universe.'

Oof I gots hurt

it's complicated 😳 feet?? yeas!!!

it be bout your mom and more. clam orgy

You will fall, you will hit the ground, but you can always get up, through all the blood you're drowning in. But you will fly, in those wings that lift you up. You won't hit the ground. You won't hit the ground.

The modern outdoorsman...er...or woman. Such a confusing complicated, yet down to earth person. Some may seem more of a "confused and complicated" person. Whatever category they best fit in. What could have happened in that person's life to ever cause them to go over the edge? This book is a collection of short stories to help shed light on such a person. His victories! His defeats. His most proud moments. And his embarrassing foibles. And of course, his father. Who, at every opportunity, made it his personal mission to embarrass his children. Scare his wife. And of course, take all the credit of doing so in the process. This is my ongoing story. I hope you not only enjoy it, but can relate to those events. To the stories. To the man, the myth, the legend ... Dad. And stay tuned for more!

This is my thought process as I play Genshin Impact, there is a lot of swearing.

Yummy pain yummy yummy pain ily come back paiiin. Yeesssss I am so sorry to whoever read this

box? box

Here i'll Be posting some characters I have from a JsAB au I'm working on with a friend!! UwU be nice to my sons

story idea i had some goofy goobers go around the internet, inside the internet, made by the internet, for the internet, and its made entirely out of internet!

YOU are GAY now. Have fun living your best life, bitch. I'll post weekly maybe.