Parrot Stories

When you think of a pirate as a kid, you would think they have an eyepatch and parrot on their shoulder. So guess my disappointment when I saw no parrot on shoulder but...

Let's follow back up to date! Faythe Marie, sixth member of the Strawhats and has the dream of finding the Lost Star that fell from the Heavens and landed on the very Is...

a silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! ...

I GOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORED JUST WEIRD FUNNY OR STUPID STUFF I FOUND ONLINE I OWN NOTHING!!!!

[MACHINE TRANSLATED NOVEL] Short Title: EIBYAA Alternative Title: 变成动物也要端上铁饭碗（快穿） Author: Shangchun Zheng Renjing Being shot through the heart, Shen Qiu thought he was...

A story in which the y/n is apart of lifesteal and slowly starts falling in love with minutetech will she tell him how she feels or will she keep it to herself This is...

PICTURE FROM ASHQEY Ashswag and Parrot get married under the pressure of almost the entire LifestealSMP. But what if Ashswag doesn't actually love his man? What if Redoo...

𝐈 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 || 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝙿𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || 𝚁𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙱𝚢 𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 A once chaotic party slo...

When "Parrot" enrolled in VILE academy, she was learning side by side with Black Sheep, the soon to be Carmen Sandiego. Little did she know what was in store f...

(ongoing oct 7th, 2022-???) rekrap x reader? .-';'*•-.-•*';'-. loving you was lethal, guess that makes me evil. -melanie martinez, evil

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, ex...

i am cringe but at least I'm still writing !! IF CLOWN AND BRANZY AREN'T COMFORTABLE BEING SHIPPED I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! Branzy had a new neighbor that just moved tod...

Scar, a popular senior at his high school, has two very close friends. Mumbo and Martyn. They hang out a lot and they often crack themselves up. Mumbo is the nerd of the...

fueled on requests so please make one (so far discontinued- check recent a/n)

I was looking for stuff to read and realized there's quite a few fanfics about lifesteal in general but its mostly clownzy.. So taking matter in my own hands mainly dual...

𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰 - 𝙰 𝙿𝙴𝚃 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙰 𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙵𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙽𝙾 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚂.. 𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰�...

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy i...

Sooooooo, I have gotten really in to Once Upon a Time lately. To be honest I really like the character of Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin. His character is interesting, and whe...

These are just short little paragraphs written about situations in which you were the girlfriend to any member in One Direction and this is the outcome.

A watcher Grian story (also has yhs in it) *** Before the watchers had exiled him they had taken his wings away. But what if, Grian got his wings back? Slow updates