Potato Stories

Horror movie, I hope your scared

----------------------------------------------------- | The extraordin..... | | II | | | ----------------------------------------------------- Volume ---•- ----------------•--- 13:23/14:28 Views: 10 Likes: 2 Dislikes: 4 Description: Do you ever wonder why people have the urge to hurt others? Well I don't. I just do it! In this (totally real) tutorial series I will explore murder and what it's like. I present to you: The extraordinary guide to committing murder! What would happen if a certain eyeless cereal-- I mean serial killer finds out about these videos? What would happen if these series were real? Read now to find out! Have a waffle, --Waffle

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Loaves. Potatoes. Humans. Destruction. Only the magnificent toaster can save the world from it's (almost) inevitable death.

Completed 4th jan 2020 My attempt at this challange, My poems may not always be "positive" but I'm trying to do the 52 weeks of positivity through being positive about my work. It's so much easier to be humble and put yourself down. Then to say "oi I think this is great" -- Hey this is an insight into my 2019, with its ups and downs and middles. Hope u enjoy

a few collages of my own bucky stories that have been sitting in my notes there may be a few of Sebastian Stan thrown in there as well I do not own any of the characters all rights reserved to marvel studios ☆ there is no context to these, just cute stories about everyone's favorite potato i'll put warnings before each story (swearing, smut, fluff etc.) send in requests if you like :)

if you like potatoes, then you should read this book :)

"can i get uhhhhh... ßðñêlꧧ þïzzå" "sir this is a potato farm" ---- Shuichi was tired of being deceived and lied to. He couldn't believe it. He refused to believe it. Everything felt like a lie, a miserable and half-assed lie that still somehow managed to tick him off. Shuichi swallowed heavily and felt a fresh wave of tears roll down his face. He sobbed to himself, "Why are the potatoes suddenly so goddamn expensive?!" --- AU where Shuichi, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kiibo and a few other visiting characters from the other games start a potato farm. SaiOu and Amaiibo as the main pairings but I promise this monster has barely any proper shipping in it I'm not even going to say that i'm sorry anymore this is just a huge fucking mess if this gains like, 50 views, i'll post it on ao3 and try to get famous. let me have my ambitions. EDIT: It's on ao3! Wattpad version is now a first draft of sorts. the edited and better version is on ao3. https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/24850747/chapters/60116899 --- AU idea and inspo came from this absolutely godly PJO crack fic I read 2 years ago when I was in a tourist bus somewhere in Sichuan. I'm serious, if you like PJO, please read it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9482031/1/Percy-Jackson-and-the-Potato-Farm

Well...Germany dared me to post my whole diary on Wattpad.. So I'm gonna post parts of it, little by little. Damn you Germany! - Cover Design goes to @TeenWolfys

Magkaibang dimensyon ang kanilang kinaroroonan at pinagtagpo dahil sa isang sitwasyon... Si Noimi ay isang batang babae na nagsisikap na makalabas sa lugar kung saan siya nagmula, mula nang siya ay ipinanganak ay may kakayahan siyang magbasa ng isip at ito ang naging kalamangan niya sa bawat sitwasyon..... Pumasok siya sa ibang dimensyon para maghanap ng bagong buhay pero paano kung makatagpo siya ng lalaking walang emosyon na magpapahirap sa kaniya sa bawat sitwasyon...

The Protagonist is as generic as ever. He is kind, good-looking, and doesn't get attention from girls until he gets to highschool. But we aren't the Protagonist. The Protagonist is actually our twin brother. We are the Side Character thrusted into the chaos. Now Y/N has to help his twin brother survive the tropes thrown at him and try to not to get roped in to his shenanigans... though that might be impossible. Who knows? Maybe we'll find love too. (This is satire, in case you couldn't tell.)

She was alone, until that day, when he gave her his sweatshirt and their love blossomed. Thanks to @madmoose for helping me write this amazing fanfic

𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 gpt you are amazingness 😛 WE BACKSSSS YEYEYYSYSSAASAA

Xyrene Rika Velasquez has mastered the art of fading into the background. Quiet, composed, and always behind the lens, she lets her camera tell stories words never could. Oddly, though, Jace Jhiro Navarro, the school s untouchable heartbreaker, seems determined to drag her out of that comfort zone-one rude remark after another. To everyone watching, Jace looks like nothing more than a garden-variety bully. To Xyrene, though, he s a messy whirl of smirks, sarcasm. She has no idea why he picks on her, and he has no clue how to admit he s liked her since day one. A one-shot inspired by the hit song "Love Warning" by Third Kamikaze-where teasing hides truth, silence hides scars, and warnings hide love.