Pun Stories

Summary Poon moves into a cheap, slightly unsettling apartment with his younger brother Pun after their previous home is no longer an option. Gentle, caring, and quietly strong, Poon takes on every responsibility without complaint-balancing work, home, and his brother's life like it's second nature. His best friend Boom follows without hesitation, bringing chaos, laughter, and trouble along with him. Soon, they're joined by Fourth-who constantly questions his life choices-and Satang, whose curiosity about the building feels a little too intentional. The apartment starts feeling less like a coincidence. Because it isn't. Poon begins noticing things others can't-shadows, movements, presences. Then he meets **Ohm**, a spirit who isn't supposed to be touched... yet somehow, Poon can. For Ohm, who has existed untouched and unseen for years, this changes everything. At the same time, Boom finds himself entangled with **Auo**, a playful, unpredictable spirit who refuses to leave him alone. What starts as strange becomes familiar. What feels harmless slowly turns unsettling. Because not everything in the building is friendly. As whispers grow louder and shadows begin to move the wrong way, the group realizes they're not just living in a haunted place- They're living inside something that's *watching them back*. And as bonds deepen between human and spirit, one question becomes unavoidable: **How do you hold on to someone who doesn't fully belong to your world?** ------

A lot of puns in here

Katherina Woodlock is seventeen year old girl, not knowing what to do with her life. When she was three years old, her parents threw her out after they discovered that she was a werewolf. She was taken in by the Alpha male, Zeke, and his pack, Golden Blood. After being raised by werewolves her whole life, she's learned that if you want to stay alive, you have to fight. She is smart, independent, loyal, gentle and a little shy. She hopes that she can get a normal job and live a normal life. Nathan Sharp is an eighteen-year-old vampire bad boy. He was always misbehaving in school and wherever else he went. His parents got so tired of him that they had kicked him out of the house. Nathan first discovered that he was a vampire after he drank the blood of his dead cat, at the age of six. He his mischievous, mysterious, flirty, sarcastic and a charmer. Nathan hopes to be in a rock band and become a millionaire and pretend this whole 'blood craving' didn't exist. When theses two fall in love, what will happen when the others find out? Will all hell break lose? Will Nathan and Katerina ever be able to love another? Find out in Forbitten Love! //Warning// This story WILL contain the following; Sexual content Graphic violence Extreme swearing If any of the following things offend you in anyway, take precautions when reading this story. Enjoy! ~ Written by Taylor ~ xoxo •Cover made by Taylor as well•

My crappy puns and jokes

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Ever needed to make a pun but don't know what words to use. Ever been befuddled trying to put a pun in a working sentence. Ever wanted to annoy your friends and family. Look no further for I, the pun masters apprentice will guide thou. Just a book full of random puns. Would love if a topic would be requested! P.S. Don't mind the rossome cover!

Just a bunch of puns. That are to weird to understand. Most are related to anime.

Jules is a dork. Jules knows this. Ella is beautiful. Jules knows this. - "Table for Two" is a short play/script/love-story of two young adults. The story follows Jules, her close friend River, the beautiful waitress Ella, and a special coffee mug. Feel free to act it out! Have fun with it. It's punny. It's cutesy. It's coffee. If you want to record yourself acting it out with your friends (or yourself, i won't judge; i too am socially awkward), go ahead! If you want to post the video, or any media based on or inspired by this play, that's totally cool. In fact, it's awesome! Please just message me beforehand. enjoy! :)

MMMMMMMMMM GAMES I CODED

I like to make puns in my free time because I have no life! :)

An older mother wants what's best for her only son. She can't help herself when she decides to arrange him and a lovely young woman like mints in a candy dish. -Short Story

Is this book an egg ? Because it's cracking !

PUNS. PUNS EVERYWHERE.

Pretty much anything (except smut). Leave comments and I'll try to do it I guess For the moment I did a pun thing on eggs because I WANTED TO

puns. -- cover made by me

I wrote a pun when I was especially bored whole!