Puns Stories

This is the dark ages. The Humans are locked in a seemingly unending conflict with the Phantoms (or vampires, ghouls, scum of the earth, whatever floats your boat) and the entire country is being steeped in the blood of the dead and the dying. In this world of despair, however, strange things are occurring. Three retired soldiers have reunited to root out corruption, evil, and that little wooden model of a goat my granddaughter gave me last week, I could have sworn it was here a second ago... A rebel group is forming among the phantoms, led by the increasingly exasperated Phantom 58, hoping to overthrow their mysterious leader. And one imprisoned Phantom has had this new guard for the early morning shift for three months, and is still nowhere near working out their species, gender, background, nationality, favourite food, whether they have a pet, or how to win an argument with them. He DOES know that their name is Toshiko, and they seem dead set on annoying him to death. After all. People are still people. Even in the dark times.

Hey everybody! I'm just going to post some funny jokes I've come across here. I hope they brighten your day with a few laughs! Unlike my other projects, this collection is not going to be updated on a regular schedule. So if you want to know when I add new jokes, be sure to add this story to your private library and follow me for announcements! None of these jokes are actually my own, so I will not be claiming copyright over them. I simply came across them over time and wanted to share them with you. So sit back, enjoy, and happy laughing! 😄

A gritty novella about the infamous Persepolis Zoo, where Tasmanian devils are forced into the unlikely role of Emotional Support Animals for other inhabitants. Based on real events, this completely fictional mystery thriller is, controversially, filled with desert-dry humor, feral absurdism, and groan-worthy dad jokes. Like any respectable YA-ish book, its modest goal is to blow the audience away, melt their brains on the inevitable reread, and finally raise the internationally recognized bar for literary brilliance.

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

Things only our generation can relate to. Because, this is how Gen-Z views the world! Contains: Puns Relatable Stuff Books Entertainment Celebrities ....and much more!

The world is a boring place init? Well, no. Puns, jokes, riddles, events, Nigerian shiii You find them all here, all heree!! I started writing this book out of boredom and just decided to continue, so... Where my Nigerians at???? All rights reserved© Whatever that means😂

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient. // Total side project exploring my very silly sense of humour and wild imagination. Enjoy the ride!

Bella only wanted to protect her brother, she never thought that would mean protecting Ninjago too. Jenna only wanted to make even the slightest difference in the world by doing the right thing. When these two get more than they bargained for by joining the Ninja's team, their lives and those around them change forever. *This is a co-author stories, we switch back and forth. One author is Bella, the other Jenna.

This is sh*tty art by a stupid teenager. I draw cartoons. I'm open to criticism. Yup that's all I got.

Luan Loud is back for a brand new school year, and she's determined to make everyone laugh louder than ever. Between comedy club, class projects, and her never ending supply of puns, every day turns into a hilarious adventure. But as sophomore year brings new challenges, Luan discovers that the biggest laughs sometimes come from learning when to be serious, supporting her friends, and staying true to the comedian she was always meant to be.

this is like a everyday tale of a girl who has nothing to do and writes stuff on what ever crazy happened at school.

I will wright about several different types of puns Cat, Dog, horse, bird, some holiday puns you name it! (This book will probably be a big waste of time)

Learn about everything you need to know about puns.

[UNDERTALE AU X READER] Welcome to ChatTale! Here you can communicate with your friends, families, enemies and strangers too! Are you ready to meet new friends? ⚠WARNING⚠ -Undertale Does Not Belong to me -Other Undertale AU's doesn't belong to me either. -Pics are not from me, obviously. -The Story belongs to meh! ^^ ENJOY! ^^

This is a late Deltarune oneshot! Whoo! The rules will be in the first "chapter" Please do ask what you'd like me to write! (Also, I might write my own, but you may read it ♡)

A beloved emotional support kitty confesses her wildest secret: she's not just naughty-she's dead. Her newfound freedom means she's finally free to pull off the prank of a lifetime. Told through hilarious cat puns, this short story is equal parts cute and creepy.

Tank Noir? Think film noir with bigger guns! Set a grimy 1950's detective story in the World of Tanks universe. Add equal parts Fury and Airplane (don't call me Shirley!). And for a seasonal touch in the first chapter - a splash of It's a Wonderful Life. We meet Mike "Tiger" Hammer - a private detective who is a bit of a slow heavy. Fortunately his receptionist, Emma-Kate "Easy" Sherman, usually keeps him on track. While there are some inside jokes, it's not essential to have played World of Tanks. Any and all feedback appreciated! PB

Anna had just been released from rehab after a long and successful session. She re-enters the world a new woman, but at what cost? Everything around her seems a little off, a little different, a little too coincidental, and it all began with her ride home.

LADYNOIR, MARICHAT, AND ADRIENETTE (I don't really like Ladrien, but there'll be a scene...) Marinette has a disease. She's always had it, really. A disease that cripples her, and will eventually render her completely paralyzed for the rest of her life around the age of 16. It kicks in sometimes, making her the clumsy person people know on the outside, not the frightened person on the inside, the one who knows what is inevitable. Her only escape from this is her second persona, the famous Ladybug, defender of Paris. Transforming nullifies her sickness, and she has freedom, but that freedom is so short. Too short. And deep inside, she wonders. When it finally overtakes her completely, what will happen to Paris? Only Chat will be there to fight the akuma, and no one to catch it. He might even make the connection and somehow find out that she is really the klutz Marinette. And what will happen then? After a painful fight with an akuma, Ladybug is badly hurt. Even in her weakened state, she refuses to allow Chat to see her identity, thinking that he'll be disappointed. After using 'Miraculous Ladybug', she faints, and Chat has to carry her to a hospital (bridal style *cough cough*). Every time he visits, Marinette has to transform to Ladybug despite how exhausted she is. She also instructs the staff not to let Chat know the true symptoms of her reason for being there so that he won't worry, as she knows he would. But she also knows that eventually he'll find out, whether by accident or on purpose. It's only a matter of time. Ladybug collapsed after an akuma fight, forcing Chat to carry her to a hospital. She seems tired, and he assumes that it's from being a superhero while maintaining her other side. At least, that's what the nurse explains to him. After all, she does most of the work. He buys the story, though it seems strangely off. But when she stays for over a month, he starts to wonder if there's more...

You babysit Frisk for extra income whenever Toriel has to stay working later hours at her new school for monsters and humans. Until, one day, she calls saying she can't make it, and that someone else will come to pick them up. That's when you meet him: a skeleton monster looking as haggard as a shipwrecked man, and smelling of smoke and booze. You offer him some dinner and a cup of coffee over some small talk, and then, he gets comfy on your couch. It feels bad to ask him to leave, so he ends up staying the night.