Puns Stories

Mouze has a secret he's lost his mind to keep. Which isn't that strange, considering he lives in Wonderland - nonsense rhymes and insanity and all. But when a supposed stranger drags him back into the political intrigues he doesn't remember escaping, will Mouze relearn enough of his past to help his friends survive? ~ Open Novella Contest entry! Primarily prompt 110: You wake with no memory except a single name, only to be told you died years ago and as danger closes in, you must uncover why you've returned and who wants you dead again. With touches of prompt 19: When you accidentally spill coffee on someone, the moment that should've ruined your day becomes the beginning of a surprising and life-changing friendship. If you've seen this posted on my other writing accounts, shhh no you haven't.

So this book is all about some demigod or magician fan fiction Please follow me and I'll hope you'll enjoy it. Tap that star on every chapter or comment your thoughts. You can message me for any requests or add ons.

"Who are you?" the supervillain asks. His breathless voice is surprisingly soft. I slam my hands on either side of him, leaning in so close my nose touches his mask. I'm the taller one. "It's 'Please Don't Kick My Sorry Butt,' but you can call me 'Too late, I Already Did.' " And I have to admit, that one I'm a little too proud of. ***Hey, hey! Now a Wattpad featured story!*** The superheroes are gone. For as long as Monet can remember, a league of superheroes has guarded her city. They were the citizens' idols, guardians, and best friends. Then, only months ago, those same heroes poofed, leaving the population at the mercy of a supervillain known as 'Masquerade.' As teen reporter and self-proclaimed defender of truth, justice, and the American way, Monet Jackson vows to do anything to find the heroes. And that "anything," unfortunately, includes taking a dip in a vat of toxic chemicals, being fired, and being hunted by Masquerade himself. But someone's gotta protect the city, and she might as well write a blog about it. *** WHAT'S INSIDE: 1 Kick-butt heroine +1 Love Triangle... or ...Love Quadrilateral... or... Love Dodecahedron +School Drama +Action Sequences +Too Many Puns +Plot Twists + Cliffhangers *** COMPLETE

A book filled with the cheesiest, funniest, weirdest pick up lines.

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

[I wrote this fic for class and I have to present it - rip me (there are so many memes and references - im so sorry] A visiting prince flirts with Merlin and Arthur gets jealous. When the prince, Sir Iero, takes it a step further and attempts to caress Merlin's cheek, he explains he's in love with someone else. This leads to Iero and Merlin making Arthur even more jealous until he gets to the point where he duels Iero for Merlin. Arthur loses and gets hurt. Read to find out what happens next.

waking up with no memory of what happened in the previous hours, a certain skeleton struggles to put up with another soul, all the while hiding it from his younger brother, wanting not to burden him. But what will he do when not just him, but everyone else finds out?

Knife in your hand. The still air in the hall sends chills down your spine. You've been here many times before, why does it feel different now? I've been here about 50 times... the same faces, the same bloodshed, the same timelines all over again. But this time, it... this. This doesn't feel right. There he is, as always. "Let's just get on with it. You're not gonna keep this going as long as I'm here, Demon." And all the same attacks, over and over and over. And over. And over. But you always managed to kill him in even less turns as the timelines went by. "*SLASH*" It has been done. Again. You didn't even feel pleasure from this anymore. You changed. "And there you go, *cough* you'll reset again. You'll kill again. Y/n, you used to be so different on the FIRST *cough* timeline. What happened?" He managed to say, still gripping tightly his wound. "Easy. I became a BETTER person." I chuckled evilly, moving onto the Throneroom, killing Asgore and into the dark abyss where I always press the same button. "WAIT! Before you press it, please heed my words!!" A voice. A different one from my ultimate bestie, Chara. "Who are you, and what are you talking about?" I looked around. No one. (Who was it? Find out in 1!) -Hallo! A new book, as promised. In chapter 12 or 13, Im gonna play a song related to the book title, for which Caleb Hyles collabed with Jonathan Young, hence the name Start a new again. Part of the song. I bet you already know what the song is. Just wait. OK bai BTW, this is my cover art. You can find it in My Artbook, and you can most definitely use it! Just PM me and mention me about the art. Start date: Nov. 27, 2016 End date: January 15, 2017 (wow, I wrote this book in the midst of 2 months or lesser)

Gimme some robux. Contains memes and Flamingo/Albert jokes.

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Hello readers, G'day dear friends. I don't know WTF I AM DOING ANYMORE... Anyway, this is: An easy guide to learning the best ways on how to irritate your friends, siblings and family by messages, pranks, tricks, spamming and much more. REQUEST OPEN AS PER USUAL, THOUGH NOBODY WILL AS USUAL. PLEASE, REQUESTS PLEASE. ~Used to have two books but ended up just uploading them into this hence why I am writing this introduction...~

*WARNING VERY CRINGEY⚠⛔*

Book 2 of The Blob Story Purplie somehow got abducted by aliens. It's up to the Blobs to get her back.

(P.s. E) All characters here in this book are OC's or original characters Sorry, I just had to "mint"ion that puns will be a daily "rotini" but don't make it such a "fig" "dill" they are annoying, but to some, they're "berry" "a-peel-ling" that will surely grow a round of "apple"lause Later laters I'll see ya in the story

A book full of all types of puns. Because who doesn't like puns?!

The name's Selden, Ripley Selden and my life is going to be written here for all of you to make fun of me! So sit back, relax, and enjoy reading a mostly true story about myself. To be honest my name is not actually Ripley but that is just to show you what the phrase "Mostly true" means. Enjoy! (P.S. If you are here from any of the fandom tags, I talk about them quite a bit at times and we might make good friends :)) (P.P.S.- hello people from the Popsicles tag)

if you know me irl then dont read this bc id lose all my dignity - A Book of Puns 101 Reminder: If you are to read this, please beware that some or most of the jokes in this book will be extremely corny. Please do not hit me with a shoe after reading this. --- I will not take credit to any of the jokes that are used in this book that aren't mine. All of these jokes belong to their respective owners (this sounds so serious when it's about jokes). But also know that I make an effort to make some jokes of my own. You could tell apart the ones I've made because it is extremely corny and probably the worst joke you've ever read.

I JUST REALLY LOVE JOSH DUN. Can you blame me? HIGHEST RANKINGS: [ #3 in the clique tag ] [ #9 in the joshuadun tag ] [ #6 in the puns tag ] [ #4 in the skeleton clique tag ] ☆ ☆ DISCLAIMER: All of these puns are ones that I have come up with myself, unless credited otherwise.

{UPDATE} [Discontinued] *after rereading everything* "NOPE" "Sorry folks bit this is discontinued, its just to CRINGY now I can't even-" *YEETS it out window* "Yup..I'm done..." "At this point I'm just gonna put everything I've made and BOOM done...not finishing it anymore..." "Plus now that i think about it, the plot that I'll be making is actually way to cliche...And NO ONE WANTS THAT!!!" "So yeah..Sowwy:(..." *OLD DESCRIPTION* An ongoing project of mine... There's gonna be a lot of chapters in this story, just letting you know. Also this is the first time I'm making something like this, so don't expect it to be that good xD Anyway...Enjoy (Cover made by me :3)

Long ago, a terrible Demon terrorized the world. The demon seemed unstoppable, until a brave and mighty warrior faced it down, and defeated it. Weak, but not destroyed, the demon fled deep underground. Fearful of the demon one day returning, Seven mighty Sages erected a magical Barrier around the mount called "Ebott," in the hopes the demon could never pass through and return to the world. ...and so begins a new Tale. This is largely a copy/paste from the original on Quotev.