Puns Stories

The city life is warm. Cars's tires press against roads. Apartments echo with life. Families laugh in joy. Workers sleeping in. . . . . . . . . . One person lives alone. But, Something changes that fact. (CR × RW Reader ♂️) Cookie Run™ - CR Real World - RW Minecraft: Dungeons 2 - MCD2 *Cookie Run is rightfully owned by Devsisters *Minecraft: Dungeons 2 is rightfully owned by Mojang Inspired by: @MoonShape_Hi 's "A tour within reality [Beasts+Ancients x Male! Human!Reader]"

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Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

/lowercase intended/ very slow updates //trigger warning// *on hold as of 12/28/18*

This book (if you can even call it a book) will be everything pentaholics can relate to so be prepared for a LOT of fangirling and KSMDDKAOENWH wE CAN FANGIRL TOGETHER have fun reading it xoxo

Here I am, being lazy again with descriptions! Lazy, but busy!! I'll add a description in the future!! I hope you'll enjoy the book! It's requested by @_Female_Ink_Sans_! You guys can go check em out ^^ Swearing is included by the way! SAM OUT! HAVE A SANS-TASTIC DAY

(ABANDONED BOOK) Suraj is a cringeworthy safari guide who travels to a safari with many dung beetles. He wasn't always a safari guide, though. He was once a window washer, yes I said washer. Join Suraj on his journey to "success." Comedy... ~THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY~

Lord Riposte Clasicant and Sir Pertuli Ill'Enniniess are carefree gentleman rogues in the fantasy land of Dollif in the World of Terrok. Known best for their hard hitting adventure novellas in the Silver Blades series, the fun continues, chibi style, in The Chibi Blades! Riposte Clasicant is a love sick drunk who isn't living up to his responsibilities. Pertuli is a silver tongued scoundrel who worries for his friend. Ivy Tyne is a bandit playing at the civilized life. When they hang out at the Silver Blades fencing club, what could go wrong? Let's find out.

"Nico di Angelo Book" was crap, so here's a better version. CONTAINS: Spoilers (duh) Art Memes and MORE because why not (Will include headcanons that AREN'T mine. Want mine? Visit "Nico di Angelo Headcanons!") There's art at the top of every chapter! I don't own anything but my ideas.

Hey everyone!!! This is my first Septiplier fanfiction and don't expect anything mature like smut or lemon because I'm only 11. So if I get stuck on chapter ideas, then feel free to comment any suggestions. As I said I'm only 11 so I am not going to be putting up 2 chapters a week unless it is a break. That's it so go ahead and get lost in this story... BAI!!!!!!!!

Ever wonder what's it like to be in a movie about your favourite musician? I've wonder that many times as well. I mean, wouldn't it be great to travel along with them as they film you fangirl 24/7? Well I think it's great. Problem is, one of my favourite band has a movie... Made in 1964. That's where my best friend come in. We didn't know the DVD was dangerous. I just thought I was sleeping over with a friend and that's it. Boy did I get that prediction wrong. This book is dedicated to my friend Karina: if it weren't for her, I wouldn't be screaming over Paul McCartney in the first place.

Yeah, so I (Pulse) saw a picture on Pinterst that embodied what I hope for my future. This lady lives alone in a castle, with her cats and a £91 million fortune. So I sent it to the others and they just said that they'd break in and live there unofficially. That resulted in a couple of random ideas on what would happen if one of us were to actually somehow have $100 million and buy a castle and live there with our cats. This is a by product of that conversation. Have fun.

A book of rants, bants, tags, randomness, jokes, and just me being me.

Welcome! you have started reading the first book of the 7 roses you are reading the first rose welcome to the adventure :) Daniel was a kind loveable red headed but very smart and curiose that how he attracts bullies his blonde mother says "leave i cant stand you" hes not loved his older sibiling are mostly loved they have great jobs and lots of adventures, but for him, his mother loves him but his mother has been going through divorce he lets it slide. his friends (noir,nelson,tia,noami,kymrie and hiro) are his insperation mostly tia and hiro becuase there social and smart, noir is the rebliouse but she cares alot about him there like perfect toghter thats what their friends say but they say their polar oppisites that will never happen, kymrie is the sassy friend just like noir but much meaner if he doesnt know you dammmn hes rude but when you get to know him, hes pretty kind, noami always keeps him in a good mood, nelson makes him laugh and sometimes dont tell anyone but he pee's his pants! just start reading not giving you everything (all rights to me) let the adventure begin :)

Hello and welcome to werewolf high readers!! So this is my first book I'm writing so any good feed back on this will be appreciated. So about the story you can probably get a good guess on just by looking at the title so if your thinking oh it's just another werewolf high school story it's not well kinda but don't let that stop u from reading this. Well being in an a ultimate world and all humans and werewolves r going to the same high school (hint by the title btw I can't come up with a mascot so ideas r also good) and they r getting along well but not bad there trying and two of the main characters (Hazel andJeffery) r going through there high school experience and writing down and trying to remember all of it so that's the description(challenge try to guess who r humans and who r werewolves) thanks for reading!!! (Btw if there r any spelling errors or if u have any ideas pls leave comments also there will be abbreviations in this also:) (The * are what is either happening or people r thinking)

These are pretty random!

When Frisk freed the Monster from the Underground, humanity had difficulty accepting the Monsters back to their world. Many raged or rebelled about their sudden appearance, but thanks to those who wish for peace among two races, they were welcomed with open arms. For example, like (Y/n), she's accepted them to her world; and has befriended sum of monsters. What if she has befriended the otaku scientist, and said scientist wanted her to meet her friends. Things go out of hand! How can everyone handle puns, when rhymes are now added! As a certain Monster has predicted, "Two beings that shouldn't meet could cause a paradox. They must not meet!" Hey, why can't puns and rhyme not meet? (I do not own Undertale, I wish, it is rightfully owned by Toby Fox. I do own the story plot, future ocs.)

This is going to be something where ever couple days I will post puns for the seven plus nico and Reyna and special guests each post. Characters will react to puns after I am finished. I am sorry in advance. These will be bad but very.......punny.

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this will be puns this will be cheesy jokes other cheesy things hope you enjoy