DREWCOTTINGTON
Mario's been kidnapped. Again. And Peach? She's not sitting around crying in a tiara. She's rewriting the rules of the Mushroom Kingdom: girlbossing, gaslighting, gatekeeping, and throwing the kind of chaotic raves the kingdom won't forget. Parties, threesomes, drugs, explosions of sass, and maybe saving Mario-Peach does it all, and she does it better than anyone. Bowser's plotting, Toadsworth is losing his mind, and the kingdom is on fire... literally.