Philisnotonfire Stories

A compilation of preferences (short scenarios) involving Dan and Phil as your lover! Send me some pref ideas!

Kailey is a teenager who's been in an orphanage for almost 7 years now. After her parents death, and her aunt and uncle refusing to take custody over her. She gets the shock of her life when two men, Dan and Phil Howell, decide to adopt her. How will it be for Kailey, to start school with real people, have actual family, and an new life.

dan: i don't think we were meant to create a melody. phil: no, we weren't. we were born to make a symphony. or in which phil lester tries to get piano lessons from a brown-haired boy, but he ends up loving the teacher more than the music. © hvrcrux 2017

Yep, I've decided to start a Phan one-shots book! I probably shouldn't though, I'm already packed with stories. Eh, screw it. -=+=- DISCLAIMER: I (unfortunately) do not own Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and/or Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) -=+=- Fluff, angst, smut. I accept prompts, ideas and smut kinks. I promise to at least try to write them. >·< And yes, I will label the smut fics with a * at the beginning of the title, you sinners Stand up singing hallelujah

Daniel James Howell, a melancholy and drunkard man who'd give up his own body to find ways to pay his rent, mostly sleeping with different men from the clubs. One day, he was heavily intoxicated. He stumbled across Phil Lester's apartment and passed out next to his front door. As Phil surprisingly saw Dan sober the next morning, things were about to turn around in an unusual way. [FAN FIC COMPLETED.] Based on a fan made movie trailer by Sumirai. (http://youtu.be/yuRC_rvI5ys) Please watch the movie trailer before reading the fan fiction!

Title basically sums it up. There will be romance, comedy etc. You have been warned (This is actually my first fan fiction, but I've read a lot of it so hopefully it won't be bad!)

THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!! "mrs. howell, your son was born..." the doctor, dr. madison, takes a deep breath. "perfectly healthy. you've given birth to a god." - in which being born with a disease or condition is normal, and those born healthy are declared gods. //phan + a bit of kickthestickz //lowercase intended //angst + fluff

"And fuck, this is going to sounds so cheesy, but it's you. You are my existential crisis."

"Walking through the simplicity and complexity of love ."

(and before you ask me... yes. the main character of my books will always be Serafina. deal with it.) Serafina is an orphan. and a demigod. daughter of Ares. Her parents, well her mom and step-dad, always loved her. until the day they were killed. Sera was only 6 so nothing much is remembered. now 14, she still misses them. the orphanage, somewhere in mid central Florida, named "Smiles Orphanage" was anything but smiles. she was beat daily. and being home-schooled didn't help. but she still refused to cut. being the daughter of war that she was, she had to restrain from beating someone up. her only escape of the harsh world that she lives in was YouTube. Dan and Phil to be exact. so what happens when Serafina's Hero's come in? how will she react? will she get adopted by her idols? and what secrets do they have?

「COMPLETE」 Dan and Phil run into problems. Phil's forced out, and Dan realizes he needs Phil. Will he be able to bring the blue-eyed boy back, or will he be lost forever?

'Can this day get any worse?!' Phil thought to himself as he ran away from the bullies running after him. After a while they stop running after him and Phil went to his looker to get his chemistry book for the next class. As he closed his looker he saw something fall out of it. A white envelope with a llama sticker seilling it. Phil looked all around him, but still no one was there to take responsibility for the letter. He opened it and found... Order of POV Third Person POV. Dan's POV. Phil's POV. Read and find out what happeneds next!

if there were an option to go back to your normal life, you wouldn't take it. if there were an option to pretend all the sickness, surgery, and therapy didn't happen, you wouldn't take it. if there were an option to have the bomb not explode so close to you, you wouldn't take it. because taking either of those options meant not being able to live with Dan Howell for the rest of your life. synopsis- year: current time period characters: you, Dan Howell (danisnotonfire), Phil Lester (amazingphil), occasionally a doctor, and parents brought up sometimes story line: after being the only one of ten people to survive a certain bombing during TATINOF, you find yourself in a doctor's office with only Dan and Phil to accompany you. why? find out by reading. by going through this story, you find out you have a terminal illness and you need to find a way to live the life you've always dreamed of- the life that involves Dan Howell. will you live the life you've dreamt of since 12 years old? will you survive the sickness that spreads through your body day to day? will you ever see your parents again? will you ever find out the ending to the story you've barely known about until now? find out in IMMERSED IN TIME.

Dan and Phil's lives are a mess. They finally decide to come out to the phandom. Will their decisions take a toll on their relationship? Not much of a description I can give I guess... Just be ready for a wave or two of PHEELS!!!! Warnings: • self-harm • suicide • depression • alcohol abuse • sad in general • language

Mostly unedited ~*~ 01 - Holding hands✔️ 02 - Cuddling somewhere✔️ 03 - Gaming/watching a movie✔️ 04 - On a date✖️ 05 - Kissing✖️ 06 - Wearing eachothers' clothes✔️ 07 - Cosplaying✖️ 08 - Shopping✔️ 09 - Hanging out with friends✔️ 10 - With animal ears✖️ 11 - Wearing kigurumis (Kigurumi is the Japanese name for costumed performers who represent cartoon characters, often animals.)✔️ 12 - Making out✖️ 13 - Eating icecream✖️ 14 - Genderswapped✖️ 15 - In a different clothing style✖️ 16 - During their morning ritual(s)✖️ 17 - Spooning✔️ 18 - Doing something together✖️ 19 - In formal wear✖️ 20 - Dancing✔️ 21 - Cooking/baking✖️ 22 - In battle, side-by-side✔️ 23 - Arguing✔️ 24 - Making up afterwards✔️ 25 - Gazing into eachothers' eyes✖️ 26 - Getting married✔️ 27 - On one of their birthdays✖️ 28 - Doing something ridiculous✖️ 29 - Doing something sweet✔️ 30 - Doing something hot✖️

Dan and phil story, they just moved into an apartment together, they're best friends but could it be more?? WARNING!! includes swearing,and possibly smut.... ❤

Dan is on winter vacation alone. Phil is on a walk and stumbles apon Dan's vacation cabin just as a storm occurs. Dan feels the need to help Phil because he caused the storm. After all, what harm could it cause for him to stay one night? -if you're looking for smut this is the wrong place-