Pissedoff Stories

me ranting because y not vent with some patronizing, humor right? wrong this is just be being annoying. sorry not sorry.

Just rants, and other ways I let things out. If you don't like, it then fuck off

👽just a bunch of short stories i either challenge myself to write or got created out of pure boredom 👽

This is a book about letting my feelings out. It may be good, it may be bad. Please don't judge, see it for what it is-venting, expressing and escaping. (A/N: If you copy this story...you're an idiot because you didn't have the time to think of your own.)

Don't mess with Phoenix. Just don't. *language* ©sxfthxzza 2021 cover: @sxfthxzza

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Just ransom thoughts I have and write down. Once again I'm ranting don't expect perfect grammar and stuff.

My mom didn't bring me to school cause I was sick but I want to go to school but I also hate school and I hate catching up cause I have extra work (so it's a Sunday now and I have to do all my work on the computer)

Before I had children, I did not believe that birth order could affect the personality of a person. But now I have three beautiful yet very different daughters. So different that not only is it sometimes hard to believe they come from the same two parents, it's sometimes hard ro believe they come from the same species! I have come up with three categories describe the peculiarities of birth order, the Perfectionist, the Tornado, and the Princess, at least as they pertain to my daughters.

Bored doing the same stuff every day in Konoha? Want to 'spice' up your life? Wanna spend your precious time doing useless things this book has to offer? THEN STOP READING THIS JUST READ THE BOOK ALREADY Please be reminded that I do not own the cover or Naruto. This guide is also for reference and entertainment only, not a THISMUSTWORKORIWILLKILLYOU guide.

There are lots of things that make me mad. I have nothing else to do right now then name them.

well, it's a damn book.

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Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson