Pleasedonthateme Stories

Pretty much a bunch of short mini stories based on my life :-)

It's literally just 4 sentences fic with different characters these are all jokes Please don't hate me

I write in the shower. Don't blame me. We all do it, I just sometimes write them down. Here's what I have so far. They're all short, and basically just prompts for later on. Please don't hate me.

Hey there, this is me first time writing one-shots so don't kill me ;-;

A book for my tags from now on, because I'm getting tagged WAY too much. As usual, the cover is by

Lets just get this over with, yeah?

Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends! No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack fic characters. Yes it does get even more nonsensical and crack-y as it goes on. (trust me, the first 3 chapters are tame) Is this my favourite thing I've ever written? By far. Leave your creative sentencings to hell in the comments and I might pick a winner or something. Plz don't sue me McDonalds/Burger King etc. ???? Needlessly good rankings I've received on unrelated tags: #1 in heist

Just random kneshots

This is actually happened in real life, so I thought "Hey, why not share it to the WHOLE world?" and then boom, I decided to write it down on this book. The scenario is when I was talking(texting) to a friend of mine (who is a gurl), I tried to use pick-up lines on her but she was just so dense and would reply back to some pick-up lines with a killjoy reply .-. (I still love u tho my friend, if ur reading this ( ^ω^ ) ) Disclaimer:The pic/s are not mine but only the story I hope you enjoy the story minna-san desu~ (⌒▽⌒)

Something that I've been thinking of doing, and now am actually doing. This is to share my art, but I'd also appreciate criticism, as long as I can learn something from it and improve myself. There might be some memes thrown in, both ones that I've drawn and normal ones. I hope you enjoy! PS. I love to draw other people's OCs, so if you want me to draw one you can dm a link or just tag me in a book.

This is my crappy art Read at your own risk Oh, a lot of my art is inspired by the artists in my reading lists Mostly @MaceIsAri

Francesca 'Frenchy' Diggles is upset and confused when the sudden news of her best friends death knocks at her door. At least she should be. But Francesca knows, she was there she watched her best friend die and did nothing. Francesca is being followed. She knows it's her friend. Tracy Torsome vowed that if she died Francesca would pay. And she is...

Little oneshots of Misha! (Darkiplier.Blog) (Please don't judge me I need fluff in my life..) Mostly just friendship or Darkipoo X Misha but reader X Misha is here too (please don't hate on me...)

I've recently accepted the fact that I'm trans after a Long time of making excuses for why I feel certain ways about certain things. So, Why I'm writing this is because I would like others to maybe see if they feel the same way. I'm accepting myself. And growing. Id like to document a bit about myself. And talk with some of you guys too. So yeah. I'm Esai. And this is my story. P.s. I haven't told my mom.

Yea I already know everyone is going to hate me for making a comedy about 9/11, but it's just a joke, I get it was serious, I was alive when it happened, it effected me too, there's a point where it's okay to laugh at something, but I understand if you hate me.

A girl with unusual eyes named Sapphire, born in the city of London, lost her mom at the age of 5 years, has moved to and all around the United States, all the while her father has experimented on her, her brain to be exact, to try and forcibly give her control of 100% of her brain, instead of the usual 10% like all other humans, resulting in strange powers, and lots of headaches and migraines. Dealing with bullies who taunt, tease, and/or abuse her, she becomes addicted to some very bad habits. A boy named Griffen, with an unknown past and no family, and no eyes of his own, stays to the background until he finds the new girl in town wondering in the woods. HIS woods. And weather it be fate or sheer luck, he befriends her when no one else will, leading him to find out somethings about her that are better left secret, and other things that need him to give his attention since no one else will. Griffen must help Sapphire overcome her habits, and her father, before its to late. (An OC <> OC story)