Postaldude Stories

POSTAL Dude's wife asked him to buy Rocky Road, but here was a catch: THERE WASN'T ROCKY ROAD IN PARADISE TOWN since they don't serve ice cream there. But what if I TOLD YOU? There was Rocky Road? In this what-if story, you will find out what happens.

Fevertown City runs on vibes, unresolved feelings, and the occasional spontaneous boss fight and Zakh is already sick of all three. At thirteen years old, Zakh (a.k.a. Postal Dude.) is just another weird kid haunting the edges of the city... He just wants to finish his errands, complain about anime, and not get dragged into yet another emotionally-charged fight that somehow turns into a full-on combat sequence In a world where heartbreak has hit points, trauma has boss themes, and people literally fight their problems instead of talking about them, Postal Dude keeps stumbling into conflicts he doesn't understand and battles he definitely didn't sign up for. Exes, ghosts, demons, and aggressively attractive weirdos all seem to want a piece of him-and he has no idea why.

"Only..., only my weapon understands me" Fanfic about the decline and ascendancy of Postal Dude, this fanfic could combine the events of Postal 1 with those of Postal 2, but preferably the Lore of the original Postal WARNINGS: NSFW (Sex, blood, decadence, schizophrenia)

Very silly self indulgent fanfic about my self insert (?) coming out as gender-fluid to postal dude. Probably super ooc so keep that in mind. No beta reader no regrets 🫡 Wasn't planning on posting this tbh but decided fuck it why not.

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss X Postal (Y/n)/Postal X Cherri Bomb Hell can't handle (Y/n)/Postal if he dies.

*Postal dude is now In this book* Just oneshots,rants,or just me rambling on and on

join postal due as he partakes in strange, Fucked Up and silly adventures! shout out 2 my good friend wes for making the amazing cover

Another Crappy Idea... What if Postal Dude finds and wields the Omnitrix? Or Nemitrix?

War Journal: Something trapped itself on my coat while I was buying rations. A strange creature, not like any hallucination I had before. Yellow, smiley, a contrast to the dimness of my home. Is this a being with meaning? Or does it mean to harm me with an infection? I'll have to keep a lookout.. but for now, I'll keep it. Best to have it within my sight. Or, in other terms, Postal dude 1997 accidentally kidnaps a giggler

idk this is my first time making something like this so it's going to be bad but here is my oc luna x postal dude

Y/n L/n aka the Postal Dude was just relaxing at his own home watching TV until some sort of demon came in and try to kill but wasn't so lucky when Y/n killed him with a shotgun to the head and saw a mysterious portal that led to a place called Pentagram City that is located in a place called Hell. Y/n has never thought that he would end up in a place like Hell, so he decided to find a place to stay, which is a local hotel called the Hazbin Hotel, where he meets Lucifer's daughter, Charlie Morningstar that is surprised to see a human at the door of her hotel. At first, Charlie, Vaggie and the others felt a bit uncomfortable being around Y/n that literally killed some demons on the way to the hotel, but they soon allowed him to stay at the hotel for the time being and landed a job at I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) that felt like the perfect job for him to kill some people from the surface world. Since Y/n is living in the hellish world of Pentagram City, it makes us wonder what he is going to do next in Hell to kill his next target as the newest member of I.M.P..

Your Postal Dude doll arrives in your mailbox. There's something peculiar about him. She/her pronouns will be used for YN, but feel free to change that in your head :p

[Fanart belongs ThaSpiciest on Newgrounds. CHECK. THEM. OUT!] You basically read an awful fanfiction and then Postal 1 Dude comforts you I guess. Because why not?

mostly sexy men