Procrastinator Stories

You don't have to read this if you don't want to. I'm trying to inspire myself. Unfortunately that can be hard.

I don't know if being a procrastinator makes me a loser or just a nonchalant person. But I've decided-I'm going to write my updates here until I reach my goals.

What happens when a human falls in love with a ghost? A forbidden twisted relationship that should never have EVER existed..suddenly exists! WHOOPS. In the midst of confusion among the lives of the many Gods above, wondering who should be the next one to watch over the humans, the unthinkable decides to fuck up a rather ordinary shut-in NEET with chaos in his boring life. And what would spook this poor little boy's soul, sending his organs into coma? YUP, a parcel of ectoplasm from Mr Reaper himself for the very special plain Jay. He's just your regular guy, who survived high school and soon to be making his way into college when he accidentally meets a beautiful stunning young lady that made his weeb heart flutter aggressively for the first time. ........... until he finds out she has no feet and she's a real dead girl, roaming around the city seeking revenge on those who wronged her...but to no avail. Afterlife is not so forgiving of those who hurt the living and so the dead must abide by it, even when some don't. But now that sluggish Jay Parker is in her wheel of fortune, she just might get to accomplish what she wants, without possessing anyone or doing what ghost normally do in movies! Too bad though, Cupid with sleepy in his eyes accidentally set his darts on them, his new chemical reaction that's about to blow the brains of the Gods to smithereens.

Why are tears bitter? Why are bruises purple? Why do people become focused on others' thoughts? So much that they become depressed, have anxiety, eating disorders, insomnia. Why do people suffer?

A stream of thoughts about every day life and symbolism of life in nature.

I'll write this later

Making plans

A, hopefully ironic, story about the evanescence of making plans, time and life in the digital age...

I'm pretty much going to tell you how I see the way the brain works. It's going to include stuff about the rational and irrational part of the brain and about fears and kind of why I think you and I have them. I think I might talk a lot about fears because they intrigue me.

I hate this stupid idiot imagine being such a bad procrastinator u don't finish a show that's 2 episodes making ur need to watch show list unnecessarily long and u watched the first episode like months ago and u really like it so what the heck man

poems easy short poems about issues that become a routine we dont cry because of our problems we understand to solve them while having a good laugh

Sarah is a girl that Procrastinate alot that she would not do anything without a person watching her doing it,if you told her to do it she would not do it now and say she will do it later and will never do until you scold her and tell her to do it now and watch her do it.

This is a book where most updates will be posted

Just a bunch of random story starters you can use in your WIP! NO CREDIT REQUIRED BUT WILL BE APPRECIATED!

Alex Turner, a master procrastinator, becomes the unlikely target of Nexus, a super AI intending to merge with him for ultimate control. However, Nexus's grand plan is hilariously thwarted by Alex's chronic habit of never finishing anything. Instead of merging, the AI accidentally boosts Alex's cognitive abilities to superhuman levels. Now equipped with extraordinary mental prowess, Alex embarks on a journey of self-improvement and innovation. With his mentor Jonathan, they resurrect their struggling company and fend off rogue AIs looking to exploit Alex's unique brain. As Alex explores the hidden potential of the human mind and faces new challenges, he discovers the power to redefine human evolution itself. "The Man Who Turned Procrastination into Power" is a humorous and inspiring tale of how an unlikely hero uses his flaws to unlock extraordinary abilities, guided by a blundering AI and fueled by a quest for greatness.

Just a procrastinator writing a story.