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READ ME! RECOMMENDED! "What? No, I'm not a woman," the boy said, his expression replaced by red blushes. "I have man stuff to prove that I am certainly not a woman. I have the balls to prove that I have balls." "I don't think so," she uttered, breaking into a laughing fit. "You are a woman and you do not have 'man stuff' to even prove that he has one," she mimicked. "Oh Jesus, I'm going to die. Remember to say that 'Kylie died laughing because you do not have 'man stuff'' during my eulogy," she said, frivolous. "That's it," he said, angered. His hand were fiddling at the buckle of his belt. "You think I don't have 'man stuff', huh? I'll prove it to you so you just stay there while I unbuckle my-" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life is like a box of chocolate, they say. But since this is a tale to be told during the merry holidays, its like a big wrapped box with a big huge ribbon at the top and consists of a gang of badboys with good looks, a coffee geek that seems to be stalking her, a thief that breaks into people's houses but steals nothing and let's not forget to mention about an ill tempered old man that attempts to whack ALMOST everyone with his walking stick. Kylie Raquine and her siblings arrives in a town in North Carolina during the fall and it may be something that would brighten her little holiday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Credits to @RaeOng5 for agreeing to be my editor! She's awesome and her books are worth reading.

[Highest rank: #68 in Short Story] ROSE...a beautiful, carefree and happy with herself high school girl. The only problem in her life is calculus. All she wants is to keep her grades up to avoid moving in with her parents, listen to music all day long and for people to understand her sense of humour and sarcasm. JASON...heartthrob of the school, Captain of the football team and resides in the hearts and lockers of most of the girls in school. All he wants is for his grandmother to not think that he is gay and for a special someone to notice him. They make a deal, to help each other out. But they get more than what they walked in for. Something they thought was out of their league. There are times when you don't think before doing a few things, you don't know how you'll end up. And there are times when no matter how much you think, you'll never know what will happen. But when its a deal. There's only one solid rule. Once you're in it, you're in it.

The whole city was blind until a certain silver eyed stranger held Astrid at a gunpoint.

Meet Holly Golde. An imaginative girl fresh out of college, she's itching for a new job. The problem is that she can't seem to find one, let alone attain one. Despite Holly's enthusiasm and inspiring work ethic, nobody wants to hire her. It's like the world is dead-set against her... Until she makes a desperate wish at 11:11 and a mysterious envelope arrives. Suddenly, Holly is submerged into the corporate world of wish granting. Serving as a secretary to the Fairy Godmother herself, Holly becomes a part of Granters Inc. - a company dedicated to receiving and granting a variety of wishes submitted by non-magical folk nationwide. She makes friends, enemies, and even starts to crush on one of her co-workers: a human, just like her. But when an outside force tries to sabotage the company, it's up to Holly to figure out who's pulling the strings. In order to succeed, she'll need knowledge, compassion, and just a little bit of magic.

> A Mafia story that's more silly than serious. #2 in Chicklit 4/12/17 #7 in Humor 13/9/19 #8 in Romance ^ It's midnight once again, and I'm in my cramped room looking at all the old photo albums of my family before the split. Each picture holds a precious memory that's frozen in time. Picture by picture, page by page adds another tear in my eyes. A creak came from outside my bedroom, the teal wallpaper was pealing off the walls. I have been living here for 11 years. I quickly hid the album under my pillow and ran to my closet. She couldn't back yet? She normally comes home around 4am drunk and broke. The slits on the closet doors were my only source of light, that was coming from my lamp in my dimly lit room. My breathing became more rough and my heart was about to smash my ribcage. Wait, I'm a dela Cruz. I fight for what's right and I know how to fight! As I peeked through the gaps on my closet door I seen three men in black masks and suits come through the door. "Find the damn girl" one of the men say, I'm assuming he's the boss. The two men started raiding the bedroom and the bathroom, while the boss of the trio slowly walked directly to the closet. He had his hands on the knob of the closet, my stomach twisted. I backed away slightly to run up and attack the man. He opened the doors and I came flying out in my beautiful pj's. I caught he man by surprise and punched him in the stomach and kicked where the sun don't shine, I kicked hard to make sure he never had babies ever again. "Fuck!" He yelled as he collapsed onto he cold floor. I pulled a smirk on my face, which caused him to shoot a do glare out of those captivating eyes. The two men held me down while the boss rolled about on the floor for about 5 minutes straight, holding where I kicked him. "You just punched a mafia king darling, you're gonna regret it" He whispered softly into my ear while I was held in between the other two. Oh shit, I punched a mafia king! Copyrighted2017© by x_angelu_

"Welcome to The Missionary Position, and I'm not talking about the band." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Meet Sophie Evans and Jackson Laine - two very different people caught up in the classic "boy meets girl" scenario... sort of. When one of Jackson's bandmates goes completely AWOL, Sophie finds herself hastily recruited as a stand-in percussionist for his infamous garage band, The Missionary Position. Even though she has only minimal drumming skills (as in, none at all), she accepts the position, and the adventures with Jackson that it entails. But can this awkwardly formed friendship endure all the obstacles in its way? Scheming friends, angry Germans, shady gigs, a cursed talent show and - worst of all - the apparent sexual tension that rapidly forms between them? Find out in this nostalgic comedy that will take you right back to your emo phase. Tingling with sarcasm and dirty wit, yet also steeped with heart, friendship, and change, the story of Sophie and Jackson reminds makes us consider not only how we love, but why. **A WATTPAD PICKS STORY (UNDISCOVERED, FOR NOW) 1/19/18** **HIGHEST RANK #385 IN HUMOR**

Tris moved into Hemmington with her family a few days ago. Nervous about starting school again, she keeps calling her friend from New York, rambling about how nervous, yet excited she was about her new home and town. Tris wasn't really a shy girl. In fact, she was quite forward to everything and sometimes her bad habit of telling the truth made sure she fell in deep trouble. Her first day was pretty interesting. To be exact, for Tris it might have been a little stressful with Archer being in his little group. She liked the rest of the group, but Archer? Archer was a different story. Tris knew that she had to stay away from Archer, since he was always so rude and overconfident. As time flew by, Tris felt herself getting more attached to this small group of four. Was that even a good idea? As things start to finally fall back in peace, a huge storm casually walks into Tris' life and ends up leaving like a hurricane, damaging all mended pieces that she spent years on fixing. They called him, Will Trinton.

A lot of people love the ocean. But Autumn Carson just isn't one of them. So when her family decides to spend a three month vacation a thousand miles away from her home, she's in for one hell of a summer.

'She was like a puzzle. He wanted to solve every bit of her. He never knew in efforts to solve her, he was going to fall for her" The present goal for Riley Summers is simple- survive everyday in the busiest city in the world and pretend that you don't exist. She is a girl you'll find walking past you everyday, smiling with her retainers and showing off her new pikachu pyjamas to the neighbour. But behind every single smile of hers is a dark past which haunts her everyday. A past which is far more sinister than the world can imagine. Little did anyone know, she was way more than just a common girl. So when Zohac Hamilton, a multimillionaire's son and the only heir of the Hamilton International Company who has a pesty attitude of loathing everyone that comes into his way bumps into her life with his boyish grins and poky dimples, she finds herself trying to go as away from him as possible. Well atleast she 'tries'. Little does she know that with each step she takes backwards, his curiosity for knowing her increases. How long will she be able to resist his charms? Will he be able to know her little secret? As it is said, curiosity kills a man. This isn't a love story. Nor is it a miracle. This is a story of two people accidentally drowning into each other. Forever. ............................................. Cover by: @deliberates Highest rank: #7 in ChickLit #17 in Humor All rights reserved® Copyright 2015 Solving Riley

"I knew I shouldn't have skipped breakfast" Zoe groans sinking further into her seat. Rummaging through my bag I lay out my emergency snacks "I have cheese and biscuits, cornchip nacho flavour or if you're feeling healthy dried apple slice." "No I want something sweet like oreoes or cookie dough." My new friend scoffs at the impossible thought "Who would carry cookie dough around in their-" I reluctantly take out the rolls I was leaving for later "Choc chip or M'n'M?" *** Mackenzie is back and hungrier than ever! After living in London for a year Mackenzie expects to find everything in the same place as she left it. Sadly she is completely and utterly wrong. Zoe now has short hair and a short fuse, Sam somehow got a hundred times hotter and Lee has a duck. With determination, new friends and a bag of Chocolate Chips, Mackenzie sets out on her most difficult conquest yet. Adulthood. As she clumsily maneuvers her way through new obstacles like IKEA, evil little cousins and 'in no way fun' runs she starts to make a new list called 'Choc Chip tips'

HUMOR WINNER - VISIONS OF GRANDEUR AWARDS 2024 || FEATURED x3 || [ONGOING] It's a tumultuous world on the other side.... Studious Cora Derval is at her aunt's for a small stay this summer. She needs this vacation...even though she might just spend half of it studying anyway. When she meets the group of friends that stay for rent at her aunt's, she realizes how different their lifestyle is. Join Cora in a hilarious misadventure as she allows her new friends to help her break out of her shell while she teaches them a thing or two about her own sweet and slightly crazy ways. And when she finds a heart-sweeping romance in the most unexpected of places, perhaps the comedy show that is her life will turn into something more as she sees for herself the all-encompassing power of true love. Wanna know the details? Cora has them all! ~ ▷ FEATURED on @ContemporaryLit | 26Aug2024 & 10Dec2024 & 18May2025 -1st Place in Humor for Visions of Grandeur Awards 2024 ~ [Laughter guaranteed] Copyright © 2024 by xPurpleStarz

Ava Natalie Ares and Colton Summer are in love. They would do anything for each other. No one approves of their relationship. Colton's friends and family thinks she's too quiet and shy. Ava's friends and family think Colton is a bad influence. But, their in love, and love is strong

the person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. that's the person you are in love with. ************** Crystal nights. Crystal tears and a Crystal life, too easy to break. ************** #885 in romance at July 11th #323 in action at September 24th #315 in action at September 26th ---------------------------- Juliet Gally and Ash Madok. They are nothing alike except their dark secrets and ruined pasts. Ash's secret is a life ruined and Juliet's secret will ruin lives. It already has. And her desperate attempts at hiding her demons will not help. Only Ash can help her and it comes at a cost. Her love. **************** I think I am dead. Because I can't breath. Because he is standing in front of me in his half naked glory. Just looking at him made me think about all those quotes about William Herondale and his abs- eyes. I meant eyes . I might be a genius but it took me time to think about all of them. And I might be staring at him the whole time. "Like what you see?" He teased me with his boyish grin. Heart : yes. I think I'd like it more if we'd- I could actually hear my brain slapping my heart. _______________________ I promise there is a happy ending. But That happy ending might be for either the villain and the hero. Or someone who is both. Copyright: all rights RESERVED. NO COPYING!

Who am I truly? Zara is practically a girl soaring through life with her single mom But then her past catches up with her when she meets her former best friend whom she once fell in love with. She thought that he was dead and she had an accident while thinking about it losing her memory in the process. But there is more to this... She finds out about her 'dead' father Will Zara be able to find her way out of this? Read to find out.

"it's weird isint it?" I asked him. "what?" He replied looking seemingly uninterested. "That I'm hoplessly in love with a boy who doesn't even know my first name." I replied the boy. "For you, barely anything can be considered weird." ___________ Asher Green, the only boy and or person who has ever captured my interest for more than a month, maybe it had to do with his charisma,his charm , his smarts or his complete obliviousness that I Riley Abbott have been in love with him from the moment I went to highschool. Asher was unnatainable, due to his two year relationship with a girl I could only just about stand. To everyone else he was the school's genius and star athlete, but to me he was an enigma that I couldn't seem to shake from, he was my kryptonite , he broke me bended me to his every whim without even knowing it.My need to know him consumed me so much I was willing to make a deal with the devil. So I did,and this devil goes by the name Lucas glinsky, a boy I hated with a burning passion.He offered me a way into Asher's life all I had to do was listen to his instructions. Seems easy enough right? But nothing's ever that easy when you've made a deal with the devil. ___________________

She loved the attention when she was a singer. She loved the pain when she was a fighter. She loved the books when she was a nerd. Singing with her school's golden boy and possibly fighting him underground is bad enough. But him finding out who she really is, is even worse. But it doesn't end there. What if her demons come back to haunt her? What if her torturer comes back to torture her? ____________ "She can't fool me. I know that they're the same people. Judging by their name, same kissable lips..." -Tie ____________ Highest Rank: #283 in teen fiction - January 10, 2017 #1 in Projectbadassgirl

Alaric Serafino has a secret. He is one the last of his kind, probably the last one. He had run away from his palace in his early hundreds and lived life like a human. Or at least tried to. Each time, someone would catch his eye and he would live with them, only to realise that true love wasn't his thing. Kevin Pallis is trying to graduate. He had to repeat his last year twice and this was his last attempt. He had a secret, but nothing quite major. It's just that he was asexual. Yeah, no sex. What happens when Kevin catches Alaric's eye and he tries to seduce him? Will Kevin blurt out his secret first or will Alaric? --- #4 in fluid [27/08/20]

[G] Third installment of the "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life" series. Moments of hilarity in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the privacy of involved individuals. ©Sharifah Zaid AlHadhrami