Puns Stories

Mouze has a secret he's lost his mind to keep. Which isn't that strange, considering he lives in Wonderland - nonsense rhymes and insanity and all. But when a supposed stranger drags him back into the political intrigues he doesn't remember escaping, will Mouze relearn enough of his past to help his friends survive? ~ Open Novella Contest entry! Primarily prompt 110: You wake with no memory except a single name, only to be told you died years ago and as danger closes in, you must uncover why you've returned and who wants you dead again. With touches of prompt 19: When you accidentally spill coffee on someone, the moment that should've ruined your day becomes the beginning of a surprising and life-changing friendship. If you've seen this posted on my other writing accounts, shhh no you haven't.

It's been 5 years since monsters emerged from Mt. Ebott. They integrated into society rather quickly, but they still have people who disagree against the Governments decision to give them rights. Personally, you think monsters have better morals and attitudes than humans do. And who new that all you had to do to gain new friends was to get stabbed in the leg? When your insane brother escapes prison unexpectedly, you never have been happier to have friends who care about you. However, one monsters smile keeps you filled with hope and determination along with something you denied yourself of years ago...

I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff...... fuck my life what even is this Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns i guess and flowers..... maybe idk

This is me and my friend's own AU PheonixTale and there are kinda a little Frans here so for the non Chasriel and Frans shippers don't read this and THERE ARE NO LEMONS IN HERE(SORRY SINNERS)I REPEAT NO LEMONS Ps.The cover is not mine

These are the hilarious jokes from the game The Last of Us. One of the main characters, Ellie, finds this book. From there she uses it to keep herself entertained throughout much of the game.

*WARNING VERY CRINGEY⚠⛔*

(P.s. E) All characters here in this book are OC's or original characters Sorry, I just had to "mint"ion that puns will be a daily "rotini" but don't make it such a "fig" "dill" they are annoying, but to some, they're "berry" "a-peel-ling" that will surely grow a round of "apple"lause Later laters I'll see ya in the story

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

Let's face it, getting reincarnated as a tree has got to be the lamest thing to get reincarnated into. But when the tree is actually a King Forest Keeper, born every thousand years with a 15% chance, with abilities beyond human comprehension, even poor Lucien has to acknowledge that. Join Lucien Sobel in his gut-wrenching journey to surviving and evolving in a strictly pyramidical world.

I don't do lemons people. Plz no OCs. I'll take requests of course. enjoy.

A collection of bad anime related memes, puns, roasts and jokes that will brighten your day if they don't make you cringe.

"Hey, are you up yet?" You had a huge headache, you stood up, or tried to, but got sent back to the floor. "What-" 'You were trusted by all of them and you stabbed them in the back' "I didn't do anything wrong!!! Please? Sans? Papyrus? Anyone? PLEASE C-COME B-BACK!" You made an indecipherable cry and then whisper-yelled "Please come back. I miss you. I'm sorry...I need you..." 'You are nothing to them. Never were, never will be, nobody loves you.' "LEAVE ME ALONE CHARA LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE!!!!" 'Not a chance brat.' You pounded on the ground below you.

And here we find the sequel of A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Hopefully it will be filled with laughter, jokes and brilliant comments from my wonderful readers. ENJOY

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

A book of puns 6/26/18______#2 in pun!

ew a dumb bitch

This is a fan fiction that takes place 50 years after Harry Potter's last year of hogwarts. The main character in this story is an 11 year old girl named Lucy who begins her journey into the Wizarding World. So, now I will let whomever you are reading this actually READ the story. Enjoy everyone!

Horrible punz that will make you cringe smh

The stars like To pass gassssssksksksk

If you looked in the corners, you'd find her right there. Surrounded by darkness and curls in her hair. With her nose in a book, her head in the clouds, hiding her feelings away from the crowds. If you sat by her side, while the world passed you by, she'd tell you a story behind the pain in her eyes. If you gave her five minutes, you'd see how her smile makes all the bad things in life seem worth while. But you don't look in the corners, you don't even glance, so she sits in the darkness waiting to be given a chance. (y/n) = Your Name (h/c) = Hair Color (h/l) = Hair Length (f/b) = Favorite Band/Singer (f/s) = Favorite Song Hope you enjoy my first book ^w^