Puns Stories

{WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOD PUNS} ...Man. The sun's starting to set, and all I've got to my name is pocket change and a bag of soggy chicken nuggets. "Hey," I turned to the boy next to me, with hair spikier than Kn*ckles the Echidna. "'Jello'! It's very 'rice' to 'meat' you!" "...um." "Heheh." I held out the bag, offering him a chicken nugget. "Do you nug-'get' it?" "Did... did you really just-" "I 'donut' know what 'egg'-xactly you're 'taco-ing' about." He conceded and took a nugget. "Mm... Delicious!" - - - - "Hone your skills." "Work diligently." "Bring honor to our village." These were the words Homura (Name) grew up hearing her entire life. Determined to defeat the village of Whitewater and bring victory to her own, she devoted herself to her culinary skills - only the best will succeed in the world of food. When she is suddenly shipped off to Tōtsuki Academy, Japan's most elite cooking school, she aims for nothing but the top! This girl's bringing to the table a feast of flavors with her daring nature and an arsenal of puns. Hungry, hopeful, and incredibly passionate, she's bound to bring a new spice about in the cooking world and in the lives of those she meets. Come for the story, stay for the memes. *~*~*~* Follows the storyline of the anime, Shokugeki no Soma. All rights go to their respectful owners. [Reader x Various] [ Currently on Hiatus ]

Ellie Hayes and Nicholas Vance are perfect-on paper, anyway. Their parents, convinced that merging their lives is a match made in boardroom heaven, have arranged their marriage which is good for their company (The VH Group) as well. No fiery passion, no tearful farewells, and definitely no emotional rollercoasters-just a simple, mutually beneficial agreement. A heartwarming, lighthearted story about finding love when you least expect it-and without all the unnecessary drama. Disclaimer: Please note that the author's native language is not English. Additionally, the customs, traditions, and circumstances portrayed in this story are entirely fictional and do not represent the practices of any specific real-world culture or community.

OC story about Harry Potter's magical cousin Maya Dursley, who ends up in Slytherin and quickly becomes friends with, you guessed it, Draco Malfoy. She's quite cynical and hates constantly being overshadowed by her famous cousin. Naturally their paths quickly diverge and not often without conflict. The entire saga also features lots of banter, roasts, jokes and (very bad) puns.

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

I don't know what to put here. (these are funny moments from the 7-Year gap between "True dust sans x my little pony harem" And "The three saviors") (I forgot to mention that Derpy and Lyra are anthropomorphic)

All the monsters have left the underground and Sans is dealing with more than he had bargained Cover art does not belong to me

A girl named Sarah who thought she had everything. A loving boyfriend, A loyal bestfriend and a perfect family. But in a blink of an eye she lost everything. The school hottie and a basketball player Joseph, who found sarah strangely adorable but doesnt know how to express his feeling. She on the other hand, who have trust issues and really stubborn for her own good. So how on the earth these two find their ways to each other? find out your answers to your all questions in non other than- how it turned out to be

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff...... fuck my life what even is this Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns i guess and flowers..... maybe idk

My name is (F/n)(L/n). I was born in New York, America. My father got a job offer in Japan and as soon as he got the offer we dropped everything and headed to Japan. That was a year ago today. I have been going to Seirin High for one year, and I've tried to get this guy I like to notice me, but at the same time I'm trying to avoid him.... [DISCONTINUED]

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...Just don't get out of control while laughing.

Woop this is a life book. But since I have no life, it's mostly just (f)art...

Umm... Hi! Im MadamOtaku and this is my first fanfic! Im really nervous about how this will turn out but I'm really excited! Sorry about any grammar and spelling errors. I will try to update as soon as I can! For this story, Mettaton will be male. I know there is a bit of a debate on what gender Mettaboo is, but for this story Mettaton will be a guy. Also, the main character (you) will be female. I will change that later once this story gets more popular. Sorry in advance if you are another gender! Oh, and I may put in a lemon chapter eventually... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe...

Jokes that will make you laugh till you drop. Instagram:@busola_.a Snapchat:@lovelybusie

Read enough of these puns and you'll be punstoppable!! (Sorry, had to do it 😉😂) Have fun! ⚠️ Be prepared for extreme cheesiness! P.S - Credit to the people (if you count the internet) who gave me these awesome puns! Ones that are just made up by me will have a * next to the title.

Basically a booked FILLED with cringey jokes Hope you enjoy your stay ;) **************************************** Cover Credits: @dantaebts

Poetry, memes, rants, and life stories all In one book. Be prepared for a storm of gay shipping and rock bands all brought to you by a person who totally has a soul. *says in fast TV commercial voice* Some contents may trigger people and this book is not responsible for your existential crisis. But seriously I can get somewhat offensive and will make suicide jokes.

Luz has a slightly older brother, of sorts. (not literally, still only child) the best of friends. But when they go to the boiling isles, will he be able to keep his promise to Camila to protect Luz? 8/22/2022 #4- owlhouse

James has come up with Team Rocket's newest plan to capture Pikachu. There's no way this one could fail! Right!? It's foolproof, after all! (Two-shot)