Rekt Stories

Proverbs 17 3? Why can't you touch a meteorite? Try not to handle any freshly fallen meteorites with your bare hands! Oils and microbes from your skin will slowly degrade the surface of a meteorite, dulling the fusion crust, contaminating the meteorite, and promoting rust. 60 mile met eorites Who is Eeyore? NASA scientists say it would take an asteroid 60 miles (96 kilometers) wide to totally wipe out life on Earth. Asteroid Didymos (bottom left) and its moonlet, Dimorphos are seen less than three minutes before NASA's DART spacecraft made impact.Dec 9, 2022 Another close encounter happened on 31 March 2004, when Meteoroid 2004 FU162 passed just 6500 km above the ground. 3 The crucible is for silver, and the furnace is for gold, and the LORD tests hearts. 3 Fire tests the purity of silver and gold, but the LORD tests the heart. 3 As silver in a crucible and gold in a pan. Another close encounter happened on 31 March 2004, when Meteoroid 2004 FU162 passed just 6500 km above the ground. Yeshua appears The Bible clearly states that after His resurrection Jesus repeatedly appeared to His disciples over a period of 40 days, and then miraculously ascended into the presence of God. The Bible says, "He was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight" (Acts 1:9)

It's 2035. Wars have waged all around the world. People you once knew as friends turn into bloodthirsty monsters to survive. What happens when the impossible happens?

Hey guys it's me and I'm doing team edge oneshots and that's pretty explanatory so yeah let's get on with it... Also if I do a man that's married it will just be like they never got married and not like them breaking up or getting a divorce!!

Disclaimer: A 'Good story' is subjective. Hence why I decided to dumb it down to call it 'a story that's not trash'. This guide's aim is to give insight on what makes a story well written in structure, concept and theme. *Mod C noises* DUBSTEP SQUIDS IS A MASTERPIECE TO THIS VERY DAY

Incorrect quotes with the people from Rekt and Battle Universe. The photo is Rekt because it's my book and I say so lol jk I just wanted it to be Rekt. These are all jokes, none of this is to be taken seriously and I respect that they all have partners so don't take the couple ones seriously I just find them funny.

Anime b*tches, I look at her titties Then I take her home and we count up these fifties I come to your city, I sneak in yo' chimney I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney I love me some hentai, I go on Xvideos B*tch, I'm DBangz, stick my d*ck in your Cheerios B*tch, I'm DBangz, I might f*ck my computer I whip out my d*ck, then pull up on my shooter I tickle your booty and then I get neutered I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor I find me a b*tch that got no sense of humor It's Lil C*mstain, I'm the booty consumer I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver And if she act tough, I might whip out the Luger You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica Hey, lil' mama, come through, get respected She take off her shoe, I take out my erection I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection K call me, "Papi," I teach her a lesson I only eat a**, it's a p*ssy oppression You swear that she loyal, your b*tch in my mentions I whip out my d*ck, paint her face like Picasso I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo I look at her booty hole, eat it like tacos I respect on women, she better not swallow She touch on my c*ckpit, I put it on auto "Suck toes and eat a**!," that's the DBongo motto I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song She take off her shoe and I take off that thong I whip out my d*ck, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?" "Girl, nothing, I'm 'bout to smash like I'm King Kong" "Papi, go harder," I n*tted a while back B*tch, I'm DBangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats She talking 'bout Troy, she take out her toy 'Cause my d*ck was too small for her to enjoy I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb I whip out my weenie on P*rnH*b.com

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A mudrer mystery set in Hi5 Studios

Imagines and Oneshots of all the guys from Hi5 studios and the channels based around them Request are Open!

In the land of Highftiveria, monsters, murderers, robbers and bandits have been pillaging towns. But the so-called king doesn't want anything to do with it. Join our heroes as they try and rid the world of evil and finally rip the king from his throne.

Two students r just great in class.

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Anger Mother Hens

warning there's will bad grammar!!!! (psst cause I use Google Translate boho!) Story about Karina meeting her summer past

A girl tries her hardest to win the heart of the girl who says she's something she's not? Wanna find out what happens on this shitty book? Be my guest.

Big Loser Jarry Gets Excluded From The Ultimate Ritz

From memes to daddy kink, This Makes No Sense.