Retarded Stories

Me and my friend were agruging about how much time I spent on c.ai and things happened bad things

Ace Merriment had always been one of the guys in Oakville. Her wardrobe had consisted of board shorts and baggy shirts, her hair was always matted and rank and she frankly didn't give a shit. Ace has been gone for two years in an All Girls boarding house in the south of France and she's changed... A lot. How are her old friends and her brother going to react to her change? Not to mention Cole. The boy next door who she was madly in love with but decided she just wasn't good enough.

first of all if you don't know what amino is....than your lame but amino is just a place where you can meet people that have the same likes as you like if you like anime or panic at the Disco it has all that sheet but amino is shit.....like the people on there suck not everyone on there sucks just most of them anyway I'm going to show you how dumb and funny my online friends are they better than yours

From wholesome to cursed, I have the memes for you

I got a new account cause my old phone broke and my other one got hacked I think. Anyways, pretty much the same bullcrap as before, only this time I'll throw some head cannons in.

Some jokes me and my friends always say that I'm just sharing with y'all April 12 2019- #20 in retarded, #46 in stupid April 15- #563 in jokes, #29 in wtfmoments, #13 in lolwut, #666 in crack, #408 in lmao

Highest ranking- #889-poems #456-thoughts "You're just jealous of my awesome Randomness." "Uh..." "ADMIT IT!" * Hey, guys it's me Anna(belle/a). This is my first 'story'. I was inspired by my sis, Ashlee, to wrote this so.... yeah. Thank you all for reading, voting PR even commenting on my Randomness. From, Anna.

..láska.. dělám si srandu! tyhle kraviny tu psát nebudu XD

don't let the girls see this one

🚨COVER IS NOT MINE🚨🤓 A young 14-year-old named Luis found the love of his life in an unsuspecting place, will their young love survive throughout high school? Look at all the events and tragedies they will have to face and find out! Main characters -Luis = the homophobe bully that turns gay 😂 -Max = the shy emo gay furry femboy kid💀 Side Characters -Sarai/Ray = The bully/homophobe #1 -Heidy = The bully/homophobe #2 -Ricardo = Max's friend (vent friend) -Yamauri = Max's ex -Clarivel = The loner -Mark = The funny homophobic kid Hidden Characters -Luis's parents (Luis has no siblings cause they died 😔💀) -Max's parents that abuse him and he's emo 🖤 ⚠️🚨SATIRE PLS DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT SRS 🤣🤣🤣😭😭⚠️🚨

Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and white sneakers, and fiery red orbs because Y/n is not your typical girl. She's different, and not genderfluid even though that's what Y/n stories are supposed to be like so that everyone can read it. No, even the males have to be girls, because girls are useless and are only good for bumping into the bad alpah boyz 🥶 ||COMPLETED|| ||53 chapters|| I'm rewriting this doodoo ass story one day, trust

Jerry loves pie and she likes pie...

The ramblings and thought of someone who cant function normally in society. I honestly apologize in advance.

🥀.) if you continue being like that, they'll hate you.

Serenity, a 16 year old girl, with blonde hair, just moved to her new school, and is already facing an enemy. His name is Juan, and he has a spicy enchilada as a girlfriend. Her name is Sasha, and she is out to get revenge on the girl that tries stealing all her fame. Turns out, it's Serenity that gets the blame. But, Serenity uses her sarcasm, friendliness, and humor to win people over.