McFlurryofEmotions
CamSings: CAM!
WattPad: Huh?
CamSings: Just... Call me Cam? Ooooook?
WattPad: Oh! Like Cam Newton? *dabs*
Cam: Well... Yes...
WattPad: AAAAAAAND?
Cam: Uhm...
WattPad: Welp, anywhoooooo... Did you see that new ship?!
Cam: YASSSSSS!!
WattPad: I know right?!
Cam: I twotez ship it!!
WattPad: I shall encourage you to write a fanfic!
Cam: Meh... Is it just me or is most fanfics (not all of them!!!) online about things just... I just like the real thing better ok?
WattPad: I shall encourage you by showing you all these other books that have like one billion eight hundred seven views and that are way BETTER than YOUR fanfics!
Cam: Wow... Thanks? I bet they're good reads and all, but I'm more of a writer... Even though the recommendations are cool and all!
WattPad: THEN-Get to writtin' gurl!
Cam: Uhm... Ok? *slowly puts phone down...*