Retard Stories

Elle a raté son avion. Elle est dans l'aéroport, en train d'attendre. Elle prend son téléphone, envoie un message à sa mère, lui explique qu'elle arrivera le lendemain. Mais ce n'est pas sa mère qui répond. C'est un inconnu. Un inconnu avec qui elle va tout partager. Et après ?

Velanie has had it hard the past few months. But nothing prepared her for what has happened now. She now has to face the fact that the love of her life is marrying a girl he's known for three of four months. And she's a total bitch. Now with a broken heart, Velanie begins to act out, but what happens the day of the wedding?

So this book will basically be about me uncovering/ exposing cheaters, copy cats, retards etc (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about) So if I catch you or anyone doing something expose worthy, your name shall appear in this book. Disclaimer : This is not a hate and / or bash book. This is just me simply making comedy! So please enjoy and if you see something expose worthy. Please let me know, I'll give you a proper dedication.

Things I hate books!

this is a poem depicting Ernest social anxiety and reason for him to not give a shi******

These are a bunch of random poems I've written. These poems are mostly my thoughts, feelings, opinions and conversations I've had with myself (I know I'm a weirdo). Other poems are about non-living things I've personified and that I think deserve to given human characteristics and be treated like actual human beings. This is my first book on Wattpad so please bear with me. I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time so a few tips and pointers on how to make my writing better for you would be greatly appreciated. No hate. Let's be kind to one another. Please support me if you deem me worthy. Like, vote and comment (no pressure 👉👈)

your bro is tickling his pickle on your screen and you kinda like it

im hoping that i do this correctly

This story follows our Self-proclaimed protagonist Dylan Emo and his friends who really wanna kill him fr

hecc off u better fucking vote for all these chapters or ur not allowed in my room

Ugh, the horrible memories...

so my old book was full of shit and I don't like it anymore so hEeHee

thoughts & stories, maybe dreams // non-fiction

Kiw yow sef

just hey

In world of different planets such as Uranus and the gay retard planet war, and insid thee lif of a alien