HemorrhagingHope
It's been twenty years since Rick Sanchez watched the universe take something he swore he'd never need. Since Stanford Pines disappeared with more than just a stolen portal gun.
And approximately three minutes since Morty screamed, "OH MY GOD IS THAT A PLANET-EATING TENTACLE THING?!"
Something ancient has returned.
Something hungry.
Something Rick and Ford already killed-once.
Now it's back. Meaner. Smarter. Personal.
To stop it, they'll have to rebuild the Leviathan Equation, retrace the scars of old mistakes, and team up with a handful of unlikely allies including:
• Dipper Pines, who's way too eager to prove himself and very much done being benched
• Morty Smith, who's been through enough interdimensional therapy to know this is absolutely not normal-but he's going anyway
• Summer, who's suspiciously chill about all this and might just be more important than anyone realizes
• A child who shouldn't exist-an AI with a spark of something terrible inside
• And other volatile, sarcastic, morally-questionable, emotionally-stunted individuals.
Someone-or something-is watching them.
The multiverse is unraveling.
And it might just be playing matchmaker.
Featuring:
• A glitchy haunted flash drive
• Bad decisions made at light-speed
• Emotional damage disguised as mathematical genius
• Symbol-shaped destiny
• Chaos. So much chaos.
NOTE: Do not do the math.
"Chronology? Never heard of her. Everyone is sexy and traumatized, that's all you need to know."
Let 'em be eternally hot, bitter, and emotionally damaged in vaguely mid-40s bodies.
It's the multiverse. Age is a suggestion.
Time is fake. Chemistry is real. Nothing is truly dead.
Reality is an illusion. Buy gold. Bye. AHAHAHAHAHA-