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When Liam, Larry, and Henry agree to drive an RV from college-town nowhere to a wedding in Texas, they think it'll be easy: snacks, weed, music, vibes.
What they actually get is a rolling disaster fueled by bad directions, worse decisions, and three fully grown men who share exactly one functioning brain cell-and it's usually asleep.
From gas station arguments that last three exits too long, to philosophical debates about whether a cow counts as a "big dog," to losing the RV keys inside the RV, G.A.P is a nonstop comedy about friendship, stupidity, and the kind of memories you only survive because you're too dumb to panic.
They're not heroes.
They're not smart.
They're just Goofy Ass Friends trying to make a wedding without getting arrested, stranded, or banned from Buc-ee's.
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The Trio
Liam - The "I got this" guy
Thinks he's the leader. He is not. Overconfident, underprepared, permanently holding the map upside down. Says things like "Trust me" right before everything breaks.
Larry - The philosopher
High 24/7. Asks questions nobody asked. Will stare at a sign for five minutes and say, "What if the sign is lying?" Constantly hungry. Always has snacks, never remembers where he put them.
Henry - The wildcard
Quiet until he isn't. Says one sentence per chapter that completely derails the trip. Accidentally causes 60% of the problems and fixes 0% of them. Laughs at the worst possible moments.