anggelpotter
"𝗜 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵"
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲 had said the same intro so many times it practically lived on autopilot:
"𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬, 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞'𝐬.𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭. 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞."
Her followers loved the bright smile, the confidence, and the faint Boston accent she'd never quite lost. At eighteen, she'd left Boston behind and headed for Los Angeles with nothing but a camera, a dream, and the kind of optimism only an eighteen-year-old YouTuber could have.
So when she woke up the morning after a party, head pounding, and found a wild DM sitting in her inbox, she did what any reasonable person would do: deep-dive stalked the sender. Five minutes later, without fully processing, she'd already typed out, "yeah I'm totally in."
Which meant the next intro her subscribers heard wouldn't be hers at all.
It would be:
"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐛𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭."
colby brock x fem!oc
s: 8/11/2025
e: ongoing