Sarcasm Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Fenella Madden a fost întotdeauna prea mult. prea sinceră, prea independentă, prea reticentă la a se supune. Ca jurnalistă, ea urmărește adevărul cu aceeași flacără care a făcut-o neiubită de familia ei. Mire după mire o respinge, iar cu fiecare refuz, Fenella se simte mai puțin o fiică și mai mult o proprietate scoasă la vânzare. Până într-o noapte, salvează persoana greșită de la pierire. Din acel moment, Fenella nu mai este singură. Umbrele o urmăresc. Ochii zăbovesc, prezența veghează, tăcută și mortală. Un urmăritor. Anthony Quillan cunoscut lumii drept Avocatul Morții, trăiește o viață construită pe minciuni și umbre. Ziua, este de neatins. Noaptea, vânează chiar organizația care l-a distrus odată. Dar sub cruzimea sa calculată se afla un adevăr terifiant: Anthony este diagnosticat cu alexitimie, o afecțiune care îl deposedează de emoții. Și dacă rămâne nevindecatǎ, riscă să devină monstrul pe care îl disprețuiește. Disperat, face o alegere periculoasă. Căsătoria. Fenella devine experimentul lui. Tentația lui. Întruchiparea a tot ceea ce nu poate simți. Ea devine posesiunea lui legală de catifea. Dacă există un lucru pe care Fenella Madden îl urăște mai mult decât respingerea, este faptul că este posedată. Și când focul este prins în mâinile unui bărbat care nu poate simți... cineva este sortit să ardă. ⚠️⛔️Atenție ⛔️⚠️ Această carte conține conținut pentru adulți 🔞 destinat cititorilor cu vârsta de peste 18+ și peste. Se recomandă discreție din partea cititorilor.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

At KMIT, where fest banners have more drama than the college drama club and chai is basically a personality trait... Karthik: Final-year tech wizard. Hoodie on. Headphones in. Social skills? Still loading. He can crack code in seconds but can't hold a conversation longer than "hmm." Anaya: Final-year writer with a flair for chaos. Her curls are wild, her playlists are weirder, and she thinks everyone has a story - even the emotionally unavailable kind. They had zero business talking. Until some genius paired them for the AI chatbot competition - him for the code, her for the charm. Now it's bugs, banter, and maybe... a little bit of butterflies?

At eighteen, Poppy (an introverted girl) and Kai (an extroverted boy) are forced into marriage to secure their families' fortune. On campus, they're the only married freshmen-hiding rings, dodging questions, and stumbling through parties, classes, and drama. Popularity shifts, secrets spill, and their fragile truce shatters-until they're pushed to work together. Between clashes and unexpected support, they discover marriage isn't just a contract. It's chaos, connection, and maybe something more. A campus romance born from forced vows and reluctant hearts.

She was supposed to be on vacation. Instead, she found herself watching a stranger through binoculars, waving at him from across the resort, and somehow becoming the subject of his curiosity. Raffaele De Rossi came to Greece for business. Taking over a resort was part of the plan. Becoming interested in the strange woman on the beach wasn't. Thalia is sarcastic, unpredictable, and far too curious for her own good. Raffaele is powerful, guarded, and used to getting what he wants. Neither of them knows just how dangerous the other can be. She thought she was watching him. She didn't realize he was watching back.

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

Some losses break you. Others accidentally rebuild you. At 35, Naomi thought her life was over the day she buried her husband. Walking into a grief support group was meant to be an exercise in surviving an empty house...until she met Theo. A single father whose sarcasm matches her own and whose grief mirrors hers, Theo isn't looking for a savior, and Naomi certainly isn't looking for love. Yet between shared silences, late-night text messages, and a fragile, unexpected friendship, they find themselves falling for the one thing they swore they'd never risk again. A slow-burn story about finding sunshine in the bitter dark. A/N: Thank you to Pinterest creators for supplying me with the background of the cover and all the aesthetics!!! Round of applause 😌

Naomi Brooks has her life perfectly mapped out: crush senior year, lead the cheer squad to victory, and secure her spot in a top astrophysics program. What isn't on her star chart? Chase Archer. Her childhood neighbor, school troublemaker, star soccer player, and the absolute bane of her existence. He's arrogant, infuriating, and seems to live just to push her buttons. Chase has a secret: he's been hopelessly, embarrassingly in love with Naomi since they were kids. But how do you tell the girl you've spent years bickering with that she's your entire universe? You don't. Instead, you mask it with sarcastic smirks, relentless teasing, and an undeniable, territorial jealousy whenever another guy looks her way. As senior year throws them together from awkward study sessions and forced proximity in locked storage rooms, to stormy nights and unexpected sleepovers the gravitational pull between them becomes impossible to ignore. They are playing a dangerous game of fake hatred, but eyes don't lie. When the teasing turns into breathless tension, and the rivalry melts into late-night vulnerability, they both have to ask: what happens when you finally stop fighting the one person you can't live without?

Writing a letter to her future self was supposed to be harmless. Stupid? Maybe. Dramatic? Absolutely. Magical? Not even a little. At least, that was what Erielle Stevens thought before the mailbox at her father's beach house answered back. Now her future self is warning her to stay away from Elias Dunbirk, the annoyingly attractive boy she has spent years hating. Easy enough. Except Elias needs her help finding his missing sister. Except the people around Erielle are lying. Except the boy she thought she loved is keeping secrets. And except Elias, for some deeply inconvenient reason, is starting to feel less like a warning and more like the beginning of everything. Erielle wanted answers from the future. She should have asked if she was ready for them.

At fifteen, a Stilinski witch inherits her magic. At sixteen, it starts burning her alive. Everyone in Beacon Hills thinks Maeve Stilinski is the normal twin. While her brother Stiles chases dead bodies in the woods and Scott McCall tracks lacrosse balls with unexplainable reflexes, Maeve is content staying in her own social circle, complaining about Derek Hale's constant brooding, and keeping her best friend Lydia Martin grounded. But the night Scott is bitten, something shifts. A lightbulb explodes in Lydia's room, and Maeve's world goes completely dark. When Claudia Stilinski died of frontotemporal dementia, she wasn't just losing her memories-her brain was burning out from a hereditary magic gene that misfired out of control. Now, Maeve is sixteen, the static in her head is getting louder, and every flicker of her awakening power brings her one step closer to her mother's tragic fate. To survive the monsters entering Beacon Hills, Maeve has to master her explosive gifts before her own mind destroys her first.

Ellie is a 21 year old girl who suddenly dies in a dark July night, after months and months of investigation the police dismisses it but the killer sends the first clue to solve the case to Thomas, her boyfriend, and her friends. During the story between love, the fights and total desperation the boys get closer and closer to the answer. Are they gonna make it?

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

A young teen named Reese McKee lands a movie deal to act as the kidnapped daughter of an ex-Marine turned trauma surgeon. The only problem is the father is Jensen Ackles, the kidnapper is Jared Padalecki, and the Police Officer is Misha Collins. As they all bond in their rented house out in South Dakota, the boys learn that Reese doesn't live the life they thought she did. She has family secrets that eventually lead her to become part of their own families. Read the story of how an unfortunate beginning can lead to a promising ending. :) Please know that I do not own any of these people... I hope. Also disclaimer, if you are uncomfortable or are struggling with anorexia or anything mentioned, I am truly sorry as that was not my intent. You got this! TW: Graphic depictions of blood, some gore, mentions of anorexia, and anorexic behaviors. P.S. Highest Rankings: #1 in mishacollins and danneelackles somehow, so thanks y'all!

She was never supposed to become part of his world!! Fatima Umar Kangiwa is stubborn, sarcastic, unpredictable, and never afraid to say exactly what is on her mind. Then she walks into Hammad Magaji's company. He's cold, intimidating, disciplined, and convinced that his word is law. She argues while he gives orders. Somehow, she becomes his PA. What begins as endless arguments, ridiculous errands, and two people constantly testing each other's patience slowly becomes something neither of them is prepared to name. But Hammad's world holds secrets, enemies, and betrayals. And when those enemies mistake Fatima for the one person Hammad would never willingly put in danger, she becomes a target. Now Hammad has to protect the empire he's built while keeping safe the girl who was never supposed to matter this much. Because sometimes, the most dangerous thing isn't falling in love. It's giving someone the power to destroy you.

Larry Reddington is an introverted student at the University of Maine who aspires to be a librarian. However, unusual events begin to unfold in his life, mysteriously connected to Mars.

The Kingdom built by her father, destroyed by his daughter. The sword that she held, pointed at her. The puppet she played with, cut all its strings. Her ultimate strength becomes her very weakness. The beautiful chamber of the Princess, reduced to a Prison. Princess Cynthia of Vanevia was owed the Kingdom when she shall come of age. Standing in her way was the current rulers--King Marvin--previously advisor to the last King, the Princess' father--and Queen Merida--the mastermind. While thrown with anything to stop her ascension, the Princess faces many obstacles, which only made her stronger. Little did she know, fate had other plans. When the Princess loses heart, the beast within her surfaces. WARNING: Brutal Violence.

John's addictions were supposed to be a private problem - an embarrassing secret he could hide. But when a single heroic action draws the attention of the Lazarus factions, he becomes the centre of a conflict he never knew existed. The Defenders want to keep him safe. The Protectors want to kill him. The Apocolytes want to use him. As John's biology shifts into something impossible, loyalties fracture and danger closes in. What he is becoming may be the key to the Lazarus... or the reason they tear each other apart.

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.