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A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

"Wait, let me get this straight," she says, her voice rising. "You want me to get fat?" Alexander's face remains impassive. "Pregnant. So, yeah." Cara stares at him, searching for signs of a head injury or a hidden camera crew. Finding neither, she decides this must be his twisted form of revenge. "You're going crazy," she announces, grabbing her bag. "I'm leaving." She's halfway to the door when his words stop her cold. "Half a million dollars," Alexander says calmly. "Use it for your mom's treatment. The rest? I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, forced proximity, Fake relationships, and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... I assure you 100% humor,100% romance,100% crazy. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

Jessica Stanley had a plan. That plan involved finishing her junior year in Austin, finding a college with a reputable journalism program, and maintaining a tan that didn't look like it came out of a bottle. What the plan did not involve was her father's cliché mid-life crisis, her mother's subsequent transformation into a Zillow-obsessed man-hater, and a one-way ticket to the rainiest armpit of the Pacific Northwest. Now, instead of South Congress and breakfast tacos, Jessica is facing a town that looks like the "Before" picture in a Prozac commercial. Her mother is on a crusade to eliminate the "male gaze" from their lives, her wardrobe is woefully unprepared for 365 days of drizzle, and the local high school population appears to be composed entirely of people who think flannel is a personality trait. But Forks has secrets that even a cynical Texan can't explain away. Between the weirdly pale, suspiciously attractive siblings who treat the cafeteria like a runway and the brooding local boys who seem to have a personal vendetta against shirts, Jessica finds herself at the center of a narrative she never signed up for. Armed with a razor-sharp wit, a dwindling supply of dry shampoo, and a complete lack of patience for small-town nonsense, Jessica is determined to survive senior year. But in a town where the sun never truly rises, she's about to find out that some shadows are a lot more dangerous than a cheating ex-husband. Or: The one where Jessica Stanley is the Main Character, the Cullens are weird, and she's going to write a very scathing exposé about all of it.

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✅ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

Rules. Discipline. Perfection. That's the world the Park brothers live in-and the world they've forced Y/N to live in too. After losing her parents at fourteen, Y/N became the center of her brothers' lives. They loved her, protected her, and yes... spoiled her-but never without limits. And just when she thinks she understands their rules... Rose arrives. Wild, mannerless, and completely unafraid of authority, Rose is everything the brothers hate-and everything that disrupts their perfect system. Especially Taehyung's. Strictness clashes with rebellion. Control clashes with chaos. Love clashes with pain. In a house built on rules... what happens when hearts refuse to obey?

❝ your heart and my heart are very, very old friends.❞ ~ Hafiz - ✨A collection of short stories waiting to be read✨ Grab onto your popcorn buckets and strap in for the ride! -

Everyone at Salviega University thinks Maxine Blare Nathalia Syro is dangerous. And honestly? Maybe they're right. After a viral video destroys her reputation overnight, the whole campus turns her into the villain of every story. But Maxine doesn't care. She's used to whispers, stares, and people leaving. What she's not used to is Exxell Jake Monte Pierce Craige. The irritatingly attractive boy who keeps standing beside her, even when the entire school is against her. Now trapped in one chaotic Foundation Week full of forced pairings, tension-filled moments, campus gossip, and secrets that should've stayed buried. Maxine finds herself dangerously close to something she never believed in: Being understood.

They say Cupid shoots arrows, but in Wyatt Vance's experience, love feels a lot more like a swift left hook to the jaw. Wyatt prefers logic, and keeping his head down. After watching his mother walk out on his family, he's reached a foolproof conclusion: feelings make people stupid, and romance is a battlefield best observed from a safe distance. That is, until he steps in to play matchmaker, determined to orchestrate a perfect, casualty-free love story for his hopelessly pining coworker, Julian Moreno. But playing Cupid is a dangerous game-especially when the target changes.

Under a rain-heavy London sky, two strangers collide-not by chance, but by consequence. He is-a global icon and the reluctant heir to a legacy that taught him everything about success and nothing about staying. She is-a quietly ambitious designer who believes in effort, timing, and never asking twice to be chosen. Their first meeting? Reckless, miscalculated, and ends with both of them running from a mistake neither fully owns. No names exchanged. No promises made. Elegant, witty, and emotionally charged, this enemies-to-lovers romance unfolds through razor-sharp banter, quiet longing, and the undeniable pull of something that keeps returning- no matter how far they run.

As an archaeology student, Nanami is used to dealing with the dead. She is significantly less prepared to deal with the living - specifically, a 15th-century-era daiyōkai who looks like he conditions his hair with the tears of angels and possesses the social warmth of a walk-in freezer. According to Sesshomaru, she is a "temporal distortion" and a "nuisance." According to Nanami, he's a "hovercraft in a kimono" who really needs to drop the skincare routine. Trapped in the Sengoku Jidai with nothing but a sarcasm-heavy defense mechanism and a very dusty cardigan, Nanami has to navigate a world of lizard-bears, disgruntled toad-demons, and a demon lord who is approximately one "Sesshy" away from ending the timeline early. She came for a thesis. She stayed because everything in the forest wants to eat her and the only thing standing in their way is a man who finds her existence personally offensive. It's fine. Everything is totally fine.

"If you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make a change." "Um, I'm pretty sure that's Michael Jackson." ---- The problem with stealing priceless artifacts was that everyone expected thieves to be graceful. They weren't. Not these ones anyway. Which is funny because considering what they're pulling off at the moment, everyone watching the news that next morning would think they were.

Michaela has no interest in fairytales, love stories, happy endings, or anyone for that matter. She's not the type who watches any and all rom-coms without making it an internal mission to critique the "happily ever after" fantasy and the idiotic belief in the "meant to be." Michaela prefers the company of books and her tiny, carefully curated group of friends to the social insanity of her high school years, but as fate would have it, that's all about to change. It begins with the letters that mysteriously appear in her locker, her bag, and her home, from a boy who somehow knows far more about her than he should. They're corny and embarrassing in the best way, but... sweet nonetheless. Bella, her boys- obsessed best friend, and Lyra, the housemate who lives a life filled with secrets which Michaela inevitably uncovers are a constant source of entertainment, followed by Sam, the most annoying person Michaela has ever met and Lee, the boy who claims to no longer be in her life, despite her ever beating heart telling her otherwise. Michaela's sharp-tongued world begins to unravel, and it's becoming clear that it might be time for her to finally let somebody in.

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why do you always do this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

Saving lives was supposed to be the hardest part. Not him. After years of relentless ambition, sleepless nights, and surgical precision, you finally have your life under control-top of your class, deep in residency, and too busy to breathe, let alone fall in love. Enter Katsuki Bakugo. Your most difficult patient. Your most irritating problem. And now-apparently-your fiancé. Forced into an arrangement neither of you agreed to, you clash at every turn-sharp words, sharper tension, and a mutual refusal to give in. But somewhere between late-night hospital visits, unspoken understanding, and moments that hit a little too close to the heart... Lines start to blur. Because the worst part isn't being stuck with him. It's the feeling that maybe- just maybe- you wouldn't choose anyone else.

Apparently, 18 is the age where most girls are dreaming about college, love, freedom, or figuring out the next big step. Told in the style of an ongoing documentary- this story captures the raw, unpredictable, and often chaotic moments of a girl who's always stuck in between. There are no filters here. No rehearsed lines. Just a girl, a pen, and a fate that's still being written. This is my story. It's imperfect, uncertain, and honest. And maybe, somewhere down the line, you'll find something that speaks to you, too. WHO KNOWS?! May I just say... let's go with the flow and keep in mind that wherever life plants you, always bloom with grace.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her? (Draft 1)