AlanDrakkon
The potato with a hat.
The duck.
The court case.
The grandma.
Gerald.
Five completely unrelated entities who absolutely should NOT be involved in the same story, yet here we are.
Join Gerald on a thrilling, deeply unnecessary adventure through -well, SOMETHING, I guess- as he wages a personal war against Tuesdays, gets involved in a court case nobody asked for, encounters a potato with suspiciously good fashion sense, and somehow meets Abraham Lincoln.
Yes.
THAT Abraham Lincoln.
Why is he here?
Excellent question.
I don't know either.
There will be ducks.
There will be questionable decisions.
There will probably be legal consequences.
There may be a grandma.
There is definitely a potato wearing a hat.
And Gerald?
Gerald just wants Tuesday to LEAVE HIM ALONE.
WARNING:
Read at your own sanity's sake.
Side effects may include confusion, uncontrollable giggling, staring at the wall and whispering "what the actual hell," sudden distrust of potatoes, and an overwhelming desire to sue a calendar.
I am not responsible for any emotional damage caused by Gerald.
He is.
Probably.
Good luck. You'll need it.