HotnSpicyKelvin
Nathaniel moves from sunny Hecklerville, Massachusetts to rainy Porkmeat, Texas on the US Lick-Spit to live with his father, Corbin. His mother, Gerda is traveling with her new husband, Johnny Boy, a minor league spitter. Nathaniel attracts much attention at his new school and makes friends quickly. A shy guy, he is dismayed by several boys competing for his attention. Kelvin quickly notices the new broad as he walked into 4th hour wood shop.