Squilliam Stories

Squidward has avoided the furiously fagulous Squilliam and the shade of his glamboyant purple eyelids since band class, but the reason why isn't revealed to SpongeBob until Miss-ter Big and Valuable himself buys out the burger stand in his most elaborate humiliation scheme yet. Upon learning the origin of his hate boner for Squidward, SpongeBob is torn between the voice of reason and that of mating season (just kidding, he re-pore-duces by budding). Meanwhile, Squidward is being serenaded by a choir of guilty thoughts, and it won't be long until his three hearts give out from despair. A resolution is needed: will he make up and make out with his lucratively lubricant ex-bestboyfriend or dare to be there for the square? The answer may surprise you... If you like references galore, illustrative images and a whole lot of queerness, then head on down for this benthic broadcast!

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When rivals show up to the same event only to be equally made a fool of by a joke in poor taste, will they turn to laugh at each other, or will they stand up for each other? ×•×•×•×•×•×•×•×•×•×•× "What the hell was that?" Squidward hissed at the other squid in front of him. The hallway he had led Squilliam into was dark, so he had to squint slightly in order to see him. "Why are you so dense?" Squilliam sighed and turned his head, ignoring the question. "Dummy, I do so much in order for you to notice me but all it did was make you hate me." Rubbing his temples, Squidward glared at him. "What in Neptune's name is that supposed to mean?" "Look at me Squidy," Squilliam whispered, looking back at him. Squidward reluctantly glanced upward and opened his mouth to speak. Before any words could exit, Squilliam had pulled him into a kiss. He froze but eventually melted into Squilliams warm embrace. Squilliam stepped back after only a moment, speaking just above a whisper, "I love you, Squidward."

-Cover drawn by me Published: August 29, 2022 Done in: This is followed by the second sequel of 𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧. A special sequel. Squilliam had finished his time with his rich friends, as he had won multiple trophies in multiple towns. He decided to come back to Bikini bottom and rub it in his ex-boyfriend's face, but what he didn't know is that things he had seen would make him melt like candle wax.

Its not tooooo explicit

𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙: 𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 A Normal Day In Bikini Bottom for Squidward. He goes to work, (hates it) attempts his musical career with his mediocre clarinet, (fails) and is losing all hope in life. That is until the sponge who makes him lose all sanity changes his life. After trying to get rid of him for the 1000th time something pulls him an attraction to Spongebob. A Struck Of Euphoria rushes through his body, like a drug. Is Squidward Truly Annoyed By Spongebob Or Is There A Deeper Reason To Why He Wants To Get Rid Of Him? ~Started: March 28th 2024

Squidward was working at the Krusty crab like usually but Squilliam came through the Krusty crab door. Squilliam jokingly asked for a Krabby pabby Squidward told SpongeBob to make a Krabby pabby as Squilliam waited he looked at Squidward and said "You have fat sexy juicy nose Squidward." Squidward blushes and tryed to play it cool but Squidward couldn't handle it anymore and said to Squilliam "Stop teasing me and kiss me" Squilliam kissed Squidward but kissing started to become makeing out. It became so bad that Squilliam started jumping on Squidwards nose the customs watched quietly and some customs even payed to see Mr. Krabs was very happy.

Cover drawn me Spongebob had save his friend's rival but when he got hit by something, he woke up somewhere different which is more empty. He is not in Bikini Bottom anymore, all he could see was an endless way of a white void.

To whomever reads this, yes, I wrote this whilst I was not high. Yes, I did find the book picture on Google, and no, I cannot believe that I'm writing this either. ˚₊·͟͟͞͞➳❥❝Squidward... I don't have enough handcuffs for this.❞ ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･WARNINGS⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 1. SMUT (yep.) 2. ENEMIES TO LOVERS 3. SPONGEBOB CHARACTERS

After Squidward breaks up with Squilliam after being together for 3 years, Squilliam never recovers. One day, he sees him again... with Spongebob?!? WHAT!!!!! i made thge cover by Myself. i couldn't find anything that could truly demonstrate the angst that will occur in this heart wrenching story.

When Squidward Tentacles' neighbor goes to live with his parents for the summer, his house is rented out to none other than his enemy, Squilliam Fancyson. When tragedy strikes and Squilliam must come to live with Squidward, the two begin to bond over their love of music and art. Can they get over their mutual hatred and accept eachother or will they hold their grudge for years to come?

An actual story about squilliam and squidward because I wanna write about their relationship.

Squidward and Squilliam have been enemies for what seems like forever, and their rivalry started way back when they were in high school. As Squilliam has done nothing but thrive, and Squidward has done nothing but fail, they seem to be polar opposites. But somehow, deep down, they're still both very similar. Many of these similarities, neither of them know about. But the similarities that are hidden, are what could make Squidward and Squilliam very compatible... partners...? And maybe, if they do what they're destined to do, and be who they're destined to be, they can perhaps be... Soulmates?

Squilliam and Squidwards enemies to lovers arc ' ' (Soon to contain smut)

in this story, Squidward (Johansson) and Squilliam (William) are human teens in the late 80's! and high school rivals of course. full of sqinbub references and yeah enjoy mwahahahaha

Arrogant Prince Squidward is cursed to live as a terrifying, humanoid Octopus until he finds true love. Strangely, his chance comes when he captures an unwary clockmaker, whose place is then taken by her bold and beautiful daughter (Y/N). Helped by the Squidward's similarly enchanted servants, including a crab a puffer fish, and a sponge, (Y/N) begins to see the sensitive soul behind the fearsome facade. But as time runs out, it soon becomes obvious that (Y/N)'s cocky suitor Squilliam is the real beast of the piece. DISCLAIMER! I don't own you, Squidward, any of the Spongebob characters from both the TV show and Musical Beauty and the Beast, any songs, pictures, videos, etc. I saw an edit on Tik Tok of Broadway Squidward over the song 'Something There' and I thought it fit so well that I would write this. So, if this isn't great, you can blame a Tik Tok for inspiring me.