Srs Stories

the most unpredictable plot frfr A/N: i wrote this in 2020 smth n decided to post the draft now cz i thought it was stupid (lowk how the gacha stories go)

By a gayass

alpha daddy learns how to own being an alpha and asserts dominance

PLEASE DONT SUE ME TEMU WARNINGS - MILD SWEARING, TEMU PRODUCTS MENTIONED, SLIGHT GORE (BLOOD, WOUNDS, ETC.) (This story was created by both me and my friends, please know this story was made for jokes, just for funnies and some laughs. LOVE YOU GUYS FR) A man named Frog, or you could call... Lily, who left his hometown and crossed Super Epic Lands borders. He spent his years of training to become a fellow trader of the Temu Finders Foundation. Though, he's not any special, he's just some regular ol' trader like everyone else in Super Epic Land. He finds that the Temu Finders Foundation has assigned a mission to every trader in the world to find all of the possibly made Temu products, if all were founded, they'll be rewarded handsomely and will be specially involved to listen in on their secret big project they've been hiding. Frog accepts this challenge and makes haste, but what he encounters in his way will make things so much more difficult... and it'll possibly make things even more sorrowful, painful even.

Rose let out a groan as she stumbled out of bed, accidentally stepping on her cat's delicate head. A loud thump boomed as Rose jumped out of the cat's way. "OOp sorry sorry, skinny." The pissed cat let out a farting scream as Rose tried to pat the cat's, now slightly squashed head. 'What a shitty start to a morning', Rose thought while shitting on her squashed cat's head. Hey besties here is some Rose(y/n) x Mineta angst!! pllease enjoy :pPPp XDD (Rose is based of one of my irl friends, Richman Rose.) Her cat, Skinny, in the story is also canonically accurate to the real skinny irl. :DDDD XDDD XP (Update:15 august 2023 12:23 AM.... Guys sadly her cat skinny had died... like actually... This story is dedicated to her cat in memory RIP SKINNY 2009-2021 💔💔🕊️🕊️) Photo Credits!! Chapter 1: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/grape https://www.peakpx.com/en/hd-wallpaper-desktop-kpwhq Chapter 2: https://www.pngmart.com/image/168274 https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/grape https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-did-surgery-on-a-grape https://imgbin.com/png/ZQjFcTXa/vintage-roses-beautiful-varieties-for-home-and-garden-png https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5512309/Outrage-taxidermist-opens-bidding-dead-cat-rug.html Chapter 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoHeroAcademia/comments/qajkk1/i_drew_mineta_as_an_adult_d/ https://www.pngmart.com/image/542 https://animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/how-to-treat-a-bleeding-cat.htm https://www.hallvet.com.au/tag/feline-ultrasound/ Writing Credits: Monkey boy Thanks for editing and giving original ideas, (and writing almost all of the story). Disclaimer: The cat written in this story is reported dead. (2009-2022)

the cover is zoey btw. . . a dramatic love story of two pieces of food falling in love, bonding in the bowels and finally a dramatic scene of the two lovers reaching out to the other as they fall into the toilet bowl. a smart, sarcastic character and a cute, bubbly love interest who the MC has to protect all while trying to win her love over? two funny side characters who are constantly quarreling while cracking jokes and providing relief to the frustrating situation? a friend group of four, who just happen to exist in real life? we've got it all! lowercase intended , sometimes. - vincent - <3

1. Make a Good Storyline. 2. Have an eye-catching cover. 3. Have good grammar and a great starting chapter. 4. Add pictures, YouTube videos and great detailing. 4. LEAVE IT ON FUCKING HOLD FOR YEARS AND COME BACK TO UPDATE! ^ I'm serious.

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY ERASING THE STUFF I PUT HERE RAHHHH people wont see this so most will be put on drafts (expect for satire / things i make for my friends ) fandoms change every 2 secs alot of fics will be scattered around ehre lol i make a lot of mini-fics asa hobby so ill have pages dedicated to cringy ones i wrote awhile ago Bye

Behold some chaos :)

A BOOK WHERE I WRITE ALL MY RANTS AND FREAKING VENT •^• READ AT OWN RISK AND SORRY IF I OFFEND ANYONE!

Explaining how to write: Vampires, Original Characters (avoiding Mary Sues), and others

This is serious, so if you ain't intuh dat move on. I need to stress this. This is my life's purpose. Who I'm meant to be. And... It's important. I need encouragement. Because lately I've been getting kinda depressed, and that's the opposite of what I need. I need support. Someone to agree with me. Uniwolf. (I wrote this when I was 12 so I am so sorry like srsly, but some people seemed to agree with my 12 year old self so I left it even though it really makes me cringe.)

I promised i would write you a book and although you may never read this, I still thought I would say it anyways; For every lie I have ever told you, here are the truths.

this is a shitty book writen by a shitty creator 💃💃

When Bryce comes to the UK due to the anti-trans legislation in America, They are more terrified than ever. He then decides to try streaming. Later that day he runs into his favorite streamer Ran and his friends. In the moment Ran forgot to ask for Bryce's number but finds his stream on accident later. Will Ran understand the hardships that Bryce goes through? Will they be lifelong friends? Will Bryce open once more?

an amongus short.

a schlatt supporter x schlatt antis😈😈😈😈🙏

the boys from fvk have a best friend lida. she has always felt different twords one boy in particular. will he feel the same about her? or will all hell break loose when she becomes anorexic and he becomes suicidal?