Historias de Stupid

I love pink. He loves red. I crave strawberry milk. He craves... an HEIR?! I am just a normal college student. I like coding (badly), cute ribbons, and justice. My biggest problem was supposed to be passing Theology class. But I don't know how I ended up with a heavy diamond ring on my finger. One moment I was trying to hack a bad guy's phone, and the next, I was signing a contract with the Devil himself. Now, I live in his fortress. He treats me like a princess, but he looks at the world like he wants to burn it down. And the worst part? He keeps talking about his "Legacy." He wants a baby. RIGHT. NOW. Excuse me, Sir? I have midterms next week! Does the baby come before or after my exam?! Is it Stockholm Syndrome if the villain is your husband? Asking for a friend.

Y/N L/N, a lazy ass king getting in stupid adventure every chapter with his wife, his best friend and some randome other kings from other kingdoms, how it will go? Note: "even girls can read this story, it's not only for male reader."

Part 2 of Bomb Andrew Hollered. 2 gays die in a bomb blast after attempted murder/confession and wake up in fantasy realm where seahorse love starts blossoming. There may be deeply inappropriate stationary usage.

College au ♡ Little bit of angst ⚠️Quick reminder this is all fiction⚠️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️

-you're an anomaly more than you are a person, and it's been that way ever since you were born. (btw this is still rough draft ver, so tread with caution!!!!)

Stupid stuff! Cause I like stupid stuff!

hey! if you want to read the story of two idiot who gonna being isekai in a fantasy world and who not some fancy naïve and kind hero, then you are at the good place. Come meet these two jerks who gonna be the nightmare of everyone in this new world

This book is a collection of the thoughts that drift through my mind and the emotions that echo in my heart. Each poem is a moment - sometimes quiet, sometimes loud - shaped by love, loss, hope, and everything in between. These words are pieces of me, written in the moments when silence spoke the loudest. If you've ever felt too much or nothing at all, maybe you'll find yourself in these pages.

"Now that you this is a badly written diary/blog of a depressed teenager, read at your own risk. I don't even know how to qualify this piece of garbage. Probably just angst, gore, humor, romance (of course, do you think I'm a heartless person of smth?) or just I-dunno-dude. Random. I suppose this chapter is more of an A/N than a chapter, but anyways, I told you, I don't care. Let's finally begin this fucking diary-blog-shitpost-autobiography-book-therapy-thingy. Yay." My life story. Not as dramatic as you think. Except for the time my friend nearly got caught by her crush. And the time my other friend told me he was gay, I screamed so loud, he nearly chuck a shoe at my head. This book is full of references and LGBTQ+ stuff. Don't like don't read.

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A trio of "serious" superheroes get a new member, who puts their silliness to shame with his absolute batshit-crazy insanity. ACT 1 - FINISHED (Scheduled to release every Sunday! ACT 2 - IN PLANNING ACT 3 - IN PLANNING

i like wasting my time and talent

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

I just dump ideas and small fics here :)

AaAaaAAaAaaAaaAaaAaaaaaaaaaaa (i dont sleep)

No please don't read this. About some gay dudes and a bomb and dying and also pencils.

Finale for the first four books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) - Cangela (Carrie White x Angela Baker) - Kayadako (Kayako Saeki x Sadako Yamamura - GhostMyerDen (Ghostface x Michael Myers x Harry Warden) Please respect this ships. I have the right to ship them. I might add more ships later. Those aren't the only slashers included. There will be others. Feel free to submit a quote in the comments! I'll credit you. You can draw these quotes, too. Just be sure to send it to me so I can see it! I'll also post those here as well.

(This is for silly purposes only) "𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒈𝑜!" _______ Teru is usually so focused on his work since he is one of the most powerful exorcists, he is always up to to date on his duties and is it his responsibility to make sure his school, Kanome Academy is safe for all the students, teachers, and staff. Until one day Teru is in class and he hears... glass shattering...? It immediately steals his attention and he tries to ignore it but can't. Teru is determined to figure out what that disruptive noise is and what is causing it. Until one of his friends taps on his shoulder and asks..... _____________________ CONTAINS/MENTIONS: • Mitsuba🥹 • Fluff • Bl (gay) • Gore (Blood mentions) and more....? [ do NOT read if you are uncomfortable. ] this is my first published fanfic so it might seem bad and I will gladly take tips from anyone!! -silly _________ this took way longer than it needed to take..

Roxi Tallon doesn't quite fit in with the rest of her picture perfect family or pastel wearing classmates. This misfit prefers the company of her long time best guy friend (and secretly crushing on her) Max and fiery girl Cali. They're all she needs, until a new guy makes his appearance in her life in a less than graceful debut. Haylen Winters is your typical rock loving, skinny jean and band tee wearing hottie that drops into Roxi's life complete with an arrogant attitude and a foot in his, usually smooth-talking, mouth. As Roxi and Haylen collide sparks begin to fly, but half the time they can't tell if they're the good or bad kind. Roxi does her best to avoid the blue-eyed menace that is turning her dull life as an outcast upside-down with his annoying smirk, while Haylen himself tries to fight against the spunky female that has his already shaky world spinning. Both resist the cliché romance, but will they be able to refuse much longer? (Copyright, All rights reserved)

-- 𝘌𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘪́𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 -- ⋘ 🐍 ⋙ No puedo creerlo, no puedo creer que encontré el amor en un esclavo ... Advertencia⚠ -Actualizo muy tarde -Aquí en esta historia la edad de todos sube a 15 en adelante -Habrá satanismo (obvio) -habrá lemon (creo) Esto va para ti tylerfembio Gracias por apoyarme :) ... okey está historia será una kk porque me la saque del ql0 y es mi primera historia yaoi XD, es probable que algunas partes sean bien cringe pero haré el intento de que les guste a ustedes :D portada no mia, el creador está en tumblr.