Sarcasm Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥇 in scarletwitch 11/9/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✅ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Karna opens his eyes. "I've been reincarnated into the Mahabharata again. Fantastic. Apparently, the universe looked at my previous life and thought, 'Yeah, let's run that experiment again.'" Because apparently, one lifetime wasn't enough. After living a modern Kaliyuga life and then experiencing the entire Mahabharata-including Kurukshetra and his own death-Karna has been reborn with the memories of both lives. Unfortunately, he's currently an infant being placed into a basket. Great. Now he has modern sarcasm, memories of the future, and firsthand knowledge of every disaster waiting ahead. This time, Karna knows how the story ends. And he's determined to change it. But destiny may not be as easy to rewrite as he thinks... Because some bonds, secrets, and tragedies have a way of finding their way back. This time, the Mahabharata will be different. And Karna intends to make sure of it. ☀️🏹

"Why are you so fucking scared of the truth?" He seethed. The truth. I slowly brought my hands up to his face and kissed him. I kissed him with a desperation akin to that of defying death. This is the closest to the truth you will ever get. I needed this. For the first time in my life i found myself wanting someone, needing someone. I needed his words, i needed his cruelty, i needed his insults, i needed every bit of him. **************************************************** A fracture in his facade. Alystair Satori built walls so high he created an unescapable prison for himself. Cold and indifferent was what he was notoriously known as at the prestigious highly ranked boarding school in England for the rich. The schools new player, Romen Abarra, all he's ever known was alcohol, flirting and running from brutal memories. If only they knew why he left home. What started out as flirting and banters between the unlikely pair turns into something consuming, dangerous and unrelenting love in the chaos of it all. #2 fuckboy #1 rich //15/10/2025

It's just a short story on ceo x y/n and aurelia ( my character ).

Once every hundred years, the entire world holds its breath. When six planets align on the horizon, the gates of the Labyrinth open on the island of Xelior. Its rules have remained unchanged for thousands of years. Forty-nine men. Seven teams. One wish. One victor. Or so the legend says. For though hundreds of warriors, master weaponsmiths, and seekers of glory have entered the Labyrinth throughout the ages, no one has ever returned to tell the world what truly lies beyond its walls. Laryiena Baenor, a woman raised among the makers of legendary weapons and descendants of ancient heroes, believes that people are defined by the choices they make-not by laws created by others. But Lara's family has already chosen what her future should look like. They have even chosen the man she is expected to marry. As the next ceremony draws near, she will have to decide whether to accept the fate chosen for her, or dare to fight for a dream she was never meant to have: a place in the Labyrinth. But the Labyrinth has always chosen men-and Lara is not one of them.

Fourteen-year-old Henry Cullen is back in Forks after two years with a bunch of bullshit and his best friend. Immortality doesn't seem to stop Seth Clearwater from taking an interest in the new Vampire in town though... {I made the Cover using Canva!}

I have an imaginary friend named Reaper. He's tall, quiet, and always wears a black cloak, but I like having him around. I want to become a hero someday, even if Kacchan hurts me when we play. Now.... I know life is strange and yes I know I should be dead by now.... but I still live.... Did anyone tell me that bach I don't know Reaper is actually Death itself-or why he watches over me. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

They were raised to hate each other. Aarohi Rajput knows on thing : NEVER TRUST A SHEKHAVAT Rudra Shekhavat knows better : NEVER LET A RAJPUT WIN But when someone declares war on both their families, they have no choice but to make a pact. A secret pact. A dangerous investigation. And a love neither of them was supposed to feel. Because sometimes the person you were taught to hate becomes the only person you can trust..

What's it like to be the perfect chaebol when your jacket changes in a single edit, and your patent leather shoes are ingrained in the textures of Joseon? What's it like to be a poor girl when you're forced to fall in slow motion to the swearing of a sound engineer with a hairy microphone? This is a chronicle of epic trash, where drama cliches collide with Bollywood. And while the heroes desperately fight for survival, two exhausted workers (the director and editor) simply fall asleep facedown on the keyboard.

Hermine wird von alpträumen geplagt und trifft nachts auf ihren Professor, der sich vollkommen verändert hat nach dem Krieg. Alle Rechte gehen an J. K. Rowling

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

Margaret Allen odia essere chiamata Margaret. Odia svegliarsi presto, odia la scuola, odia i voti bassi e odia soprattutto le persone convinte di poterle dire cosa fare. Poi c'è Jake Hall. Capitano della squadra di calcio, arrogante, provocatorio, bellissimo in quel modo profondamente irritante che dovrebbe essere illegale. Jake passa le sue giornate tra bravate, ragazze e problemi, convinto che nulla possa davvero toccarlo. Maggy, invece, sembra avere un talento naturale per finirgli contro. Prima nei corridoi della scuola. Poi nell'ufficio del preside. Poi in punizione. Poi, inspiegabilmente, nei suoi pensieri. E questo è un problema. Perché Maggy sa perfettamente che tipo di ragazzo è Jake Hall. Lo ha visto trattare male gli altri. Lo ha visto perdere il controllo. Lo ha visto con ragazze diverse nel giro della stessa settimana. Dovrebbe stargli lontana. Peccato che Jake sembri altrettanto incapace di ignorare lei. Tra feste londinesi, punizioni scolastiche, ex fidanzati decisamente indesiderati, migliori amiche troppo curiose e battute che diventano sempre più personali, quella che era iniziata come semplice antipatia comincia lentamente a trasformarsi in qualcosa di molto più difficile da controllare. Perché a volte il problema non è innamorarsi della persona sbagliata. Il problema è accorgersi che forse non la conoscevi affatto. THE PROBLEM Una storia di adolescenza, attrazione, rabbia, errori e due persone che preferirebbero dichiararsi guerra piuttosto che ammettere di essersi finalmente notate.

A tale of two supreme demi-god rivals very sarcastic and mischievous ones, born in the mortal realm, who had sworn not to let each other live in harmony and serenity without the intrusion of the other, until fate took twisted turns. ******* Jelsa, the realms' most recognized weirdo, with extra-ordinary weird abilities of course who has lived in a magic boarding school with no idea of who his parents are or who pays his tuition, is set to be the destiny and the future of Hollows, the centre of magic and a place in which it was said magic was born. But our young hero can't do this alone for he needs the help of his rival, the proud Silver prince, a legend, with mythical abilities too and a warrior since his birth-how is that possible? I don't know- who is known for his enormous ego, arrogant in all his doings but still yet, smart. As these two set along on their Journey of both self discovery and that of fate, which never started well of course, they both discover connecting dots about their pasts, and a link. Defeating fairytale and mythical beasts, a bond is established, and journeying through the valleys brought new rays of ideas and hope, all for Hollows, and partially for them and their friends. But evil is never always easy to defeat. for our friends, it was a moment of challenge, weird test of loyalty, to themselves, and to their country. Friendships being put to the test as the darker days of Hollows approaches, much to the disarray of our friends. In all, we all know who will always win. But when that feeling of provincialism, of self righteousness, that always right attitude and inability to take good advice from people who you feel are under you, especially at the face of certain betrayals, trust is almost severed. Will our friends find a way of reconciliation, forgiveness and trust again to win this battle or will pride bring about the end of Hollows, magic, friendship and trust forever? ©2025 All Rights Reserved Paul Oyin.N Starr

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

Best friends don't look at each other like that. Best friends don't think about it after. so whatever this is- it's definitely not just that. (s2 is out now)

A girl who loves to surf and swim got into some trouble at a certain beach, and meets a special lifeguard...... An/ I own this story but not Bondi rescue or the lifeguards. I only own Riley. All covers and pictures aren't mine! Enjoy the book!