Sarcasm Stories

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Amazing cover by Anel_graphics Secrets, lies, and family ties. Gabriella De'Luca thought she knew her family's secrets, but it turns out she's only scratched the surface. Dive back into the world of the De'Lucas, where loyalty is tested, alliances are forged, and the truth can be deadly. As Gabriella digs deeper, she'll uncover shocking revelations and unexpected alliances that will change everything. But with every step closer to the truth, she'll begin to realize that the people she trusts most may not be who they seem. The faces she's loved and known may hide secrets and lies that will shatter her world. What will Gabriella uncover next? And who will she trust when the truth threatens to destroy everything she thought she knew? (Note: Best read after "The Lost De'Luca")

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

What starts as an ordinary life at Oxford quickly unravels when Y/N cross paths with two very different minds-Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty. Drawn into something far bigger than expected, the three of you form an unlikely trio, navigating secrets, danger, and a mystery that runs deeper than it first appears. Between clever deductions, reckless decisions, and moments that blur the line between friendship and something more, one thing becomes clear-nothing about this is simple. And once you're in... There's no going back.

Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her. What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. A Beautiful Woman in Science Fiction is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story. It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion. It contains: A smart and pretty girl A herbivore man A tormented scientist A maniacal villain Cute teenage identical twin girls Quantum physics A tsundere pop idol A love triangle Soldiers Politics Feminism Philosophical musings Larger than life story This book has been fully written and is complete, but being released on a schedule. There will be an epic ending. WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-

Han Seo-yeon was the perfect wife. Silent. Loyal. Replaceable. For three years, she loved a man who never looked at her twice-until the day she died on the cold floor of his penthouse, abandoned and forgotten. But fate gave her a second chance. [System Activated.] [Mission: Stop being pathetic.] Now reborn three years into the past, Seo-yeon refuses to repeat her tragic life. She rejects the marriage. Defies expectations. And starts playing the game by her own rules. But something unexpected happens... The husband who once ignored her begins to chase her. A dangerous rival takes interest in her. And the system? It seems to enjoy the chaos a little too much. [New Mission: Make him regret losing you.] This time, she's not the obedient wife. She's the woman they'll regret underestimating.

This is a story I have rewritten again and again in my head for years now. I wanted to finally put it into writing. I have taken inspiration from so many places that I don't even remember where a certain part is from. Every part of me is woven into this story, the books I read, the people I love, the songs I enjoy, the hobbies I have indulged in, the things I like. Everything. Sooo.... If you have chosen this book, Thank you. Any similarities are purely coincidences. All photos are from pintrest. All the credit goes to the owner of the photos.

Susan's grand daughter finds herself in a Narnia on the brink of war. Notes: this is mostly just for fun, not trying to be super accurate to the books or media. for this I have focused on the book relationship between Caspian ans Susan witch doesn't involve any romantic elements. all main characters are over the age of 18. also sorry for any mistakes i don't catch as i am dyslexic. xxx

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They plead for Adalie's help, for her to collect the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, and in return, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. A chaotic little lover story 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

Brois Kim Seok-jin has a reputation. People disappear when they cross him. Cities burn when he gets angry. Entire organizations collapse if he even looks in their direction wrong. But sure-go ahead and ask his sister. To Kim So-hyul, he's just an overprotective, slightly annoying, "don't go out alone" type of brother who somehow always knows when she skips meals and texts like he's monitoring her breathing. Normal. Totally normal. Except... it's not. Because while Seok-jin was busy building an empire in the shadows, So-hyul was busy dealing with things he never noticed-growing up, changing, staying quiet about things she couldn't explain, and somehow ending up in a relationship she didn't even want. Don't ask. She doesn't know how to get out of it either. And telling her brother? Yeah, no. She's not trying to get someone killed this week. So she stays quiet. Keeps her distance. Pretends everything is fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. Until she makes one small decision- She walks out. And suddenly, she's not in her safe little bubble anymore. She's in his world. You know... the one he forgot to mention. Now she's gone, secrets are out, and Seok-jin is about to remind everyone exactly why his name is whispered like a warning. Because hurting her? That's the one mistake no one survives. But here's the real problem- When So-hyul finds out who her brother really is... She might not want to be saved. He gave her the key. He just forgot to mention the monsters outside.

✿ Intolerable Vows ✿ {#2nd book of Vows series} = the vows took by both of them are terrible to endure. . . Bound by misunderstanding and buried past , Asad and Kanak stand on opposite sides of a past soaked in silence. With time, Asad became emotionless while Kanak hides her depth behind sarcasm and strength. Forced together by fate, their cold clashes slowly turn into understanding, and resentment begins to soften into unexpected care. In a house without peace, love dares to grow where revenge once lived. What will happen when he will start feeling the emotions for a girl belongs to the family responsible for destroying his world. Will love ever be able to compete with the hatred he carries for her? ***** You've made a mistake," she snapped. "A big one. You'll regret marrying Kanak Dutta." She turned away-he caught her wrist, pulling her back. "I vow to make this marriage unbearable," he said coldly. "You'll beg to leave it." "Kanak never learned how to be weak," she whispered. "Then I'll teach you," he shot back. "We'll see." "Mrs. Kanak Asad Ahmed Khan," he growled. She froze. "What?" "Correct your name." "Fuck it." He smirked. "Shall I?" They walked away in opposite directions, leaving fire between them. Meant for revenge... what if it turns into passion?

Book 1 of Being A Holloway Having global pop superstar Zayn Holloway as your dad should make life perfect. At least, that's what everyone thinks. For sixteen-year-old Isla Holloway, it means cameras, luxury, and a family that looks flawless from the outside-but feels anything but. After a public breakdown and a night she can't quite undo, Isla is left navigating a version of life that suddenly feels more real than she's used to. While her parents leave town days before her birthday, she's assigned a temporary junior protection agent-Dante Cruz. He's eighteen, controlled, impossible to read, and completely uninterested in the version of her the world sees. And that's the problem. Because while Isla is busy trying to hold onto what feels easy, Dante's presence keeps forcing her to notice what isn't. As the week unfolds and the lines between performance and reality begin to blur, Isla starts to realize that growing up isn't about escaping the spotlight- it's about figuring out who you are when it's finally off.

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."