Sarcasm Stories

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free. Now memories plague her mind and trap her in solitude. She was forced to learn sign language, struggling to find a way to voice her silence. He's the definition of the boy she tried to stay away from. The epitome of harsh rumors and hopeless fantasies. The source of lies and blame. He's analyzed, misunderstood, and utterly mysterious. And he may be the one to find her voice. When they meet, she gets accustomed to his arrogance and he gets accustomed to her silence. An essay is what brings them together, but what happens when he starts asking too many questions? Will her past continue to drag her down, or will he save her? Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, but it doesn't always work how it's supposed to. *different summary inside* "Perfect amount of tragedy, humor, and romance!" -Sparkles530 "I feel like I learned a lot from your story, thank you." - 980Sarah "This book is beautifully written. Thank you for sharing it on Wattpad." -AKRathan "I just want to say that Silently Falling was one of the best books I've ever read. It's so beautiful and heartwarming and the way you described the progress of their relationship was beautiful." -Rafyrofy "Perfect ending." -TaylorxTaterxTot COVER: Ensurel

"You don't speak." I state. He looks at me and he nods. He slowly raises his hand before he wipes the tears streaming down my face. His touch heats my skin, making me suck in a breath. "You aren't going to hurt me?" He furrows his brows before he shakes his head once. A small weight lifts, easing some of the anxiety I feel. "But you kill people."

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 8-18 are being re-edited**

Welcome to the 16k spezial! It is a cafe... it is a place for villains and heroes.... let's see... Overhaul sponsors it... All for One decided to make it his place... AND NEZU IS WALKING IN while Stain and All for One are there.... It will never get bored here in this cafe! A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

𝘈 𝘚𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘭 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦-𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. • Halimah. Hassan. Their initial encounter was not their first as they had met before, though it did not feel like that in the beginning . Halimah's heart fluttered with the unfamiliar sensation of attraction, and her thoughts wandered to this enigmatic 'stranger' who had stirred her emotions. As days turned into weeks , their paths continued to intertwine, like two lost stars drawn towards each other in the vast night sky. In the end, it was a journey of love for the sake of Allah, filled with struggles that tested its strength. But is love truly enough?

Ace, the Queen of the Apocalypse as most know it. She rules the world with an iron fist. The girl said to be independent, nonaligned, sufficient, and self-ruling. But that all changes when she meets a special sniper. She denies every feeling she has for him until she finally gives in. Together, they become the King and Queen of the Apocalypse, the most badass, hardcore, brutal, thick-skinned couple alive. They rule the world together.

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."

Eiris Frost, Daughter of the Ice Queen and the King of Winter, wasn't an ordinary girl. Little does anybody know, she knows how the story goes. How it all ends. It was her favourite thing to watch, so of course she knew. Some things go the same, but then weird dreams and hidden mysteries start to unveil. She starts to hear about forgotten secrets and prophecies, and things escalate fast.

Are you into action stories? Or into stories where loyalty is law. "The dragon" presents a mixture of faithfulness, teasing, comic and maybe a bit of emotion. -"Not every warrior carries a sword, some carry promises but Loyalty is not a promise spoken, it is a choice repeated after all the loudest thunder comes from silent faithfulness and the only thing more dangerous than fire is betrayal, you don't stand beside someone because it's easy, you stand because leaving would break something inside you. In a world where alliances are like snakes ready to bite..." -by a wise man I will answer all your questions, feel free to contact me on Discord (blx_bla1ck) for better understanding.

Apparently, 18 is the age where most girls are dreaming about college, love, freedom, or figuring out the next big step. Told in the style of an ongoing documentary, this story captures the raw, unpredictable, and often chaotic moments of a girl who's always stuck in between. There are no filters here. No rehearsed lines. Just a girl, a camera lens, and a fate that's still being written. This is my story. It's imperfect, uncertain, and honest. And maybe, somewhere in all of that, you'll find something that speaks to you too. WHO KNOWS?! May I just say... let's go with the flow and keep in mind that wherever life plants you, always bloom with grace.

Fourteen-year-old Robby Schur is a history nerd from Sunstone, Arizona - the kind of kid who knows too much about the past and absolutely nothing about how to be popular. A school archaeology trip to Egypt sounds boring enough... until something goes very wrong. Robby falls straight into the past - into ancient gods, broken timelines, and a disaster that threatens all of human history. Bound to a mysterious golden amulet with a mind of its own, Robby discovers that time itself is cracking - and someone has to stop it. He has no superpowers. No combat skills. Just his brain, his sarcasm, and a very bad sense of timing. To survive, Robby must bargain with gods, outthink enemies, and make choices no fourteen-year-old should ever have to make - because fixing the past may cost him his future.

opposites | healing | comfort | reunion | friends | love | everyday | office | past | slice of life | CEO | [BEST RANKINGS YET] | #1 everyday | #3 twistandturns | #3 desiwattpad |#10 corporate | #82 life | #9 tech | #9 corporate| ___________________________ A breeze of the spring A ray of sunshine Yamini Sharma lives alone in Mumbai and works in a small IT firm. Her personality is shifting gradually from bubbly and playful and calm to mundane and irritated and melancholic. She is aware but helpless. Somewhere deep in her heart, she is avoiding the past she has left behind which remains the cause of her sorrowful nature. Yash Malhotra is humbled down after fighting out the lowest downfall of his life. Bearing tons of responsibilities on his shoulders, he felt left out on living. Now that Malhotra Technologies stands firmly among the many tech businesses in Mumbai, he wants to relive what he missed out on and he is all set to do just that! But what he doesn't realise is that he wants support more than fun in his life. ____________________________ Ever heard the sound of wind? Its fresh and moving, its bubbly and dances everywhere. Spring is a season of calmness. But before it arrives, a winter arc always ends. And winters are supposedly chilly and dull, sucking away the inner light completely. ____________________________ Now, ever felt the touch of fire? Flames of fire only know how to rise, always upwards. Quick, energized, messy and brave...fire teaches how to proceed life, being your own boss throughout. But then, doesn't it want to rest? Relax sitting on a bench and breathe properly for a while, tap into a state of groundedness. _____________________________ Life carves out the path for them to meet, A cyclone is built in the lives of two people, and cyclones are meant to gravitate everything, towards the center... ✨💫 TOGETHER 💫✨

Teresa and James have never liked each other. Never have, never will. And that's the way it's going to stay. Just two people that coincidentally keep running into each other, much to their dismay. As much as they may dislike each other, there's something comforting about the solace they both provide each other, even if it's unintentional. James is nothing but trouble to her. Teresa is everything he should not want. But their stories aren't meant to be separate.

We are in the 2000s, years of golden age for pop, Y2K style, and in which icons were made. In a small village in Provence, two teenagers, Ems and Raffa, bestfriends from the day they were born, so different but that complete eachother, face teenagehood and discover new feeling and secrets. A supernaturally strong, sarcastic, aggressive, charming, and dangerously attractive captain of the volleyball team player who doesn't chase but attracts and who has the world on its knees and a calm, toughtful, athletic, handsome, obsessed with humanistic subjects blond boy who would follow her everywhere. Not a knight×princess trope, but an amazon warrior and her squire.