Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Jessica Stanley had a plan. That plan involved finishing her junior year in Austin, finding a college with a reputable journalism program, and maintaining a tan that didn't look like it came out of a bottle. What the plan did not involve was her father's cliché mid-life crisis, her mother's subsequent transformation into a Zillow-obsessed man-hater, and a one-way ticket to the rainiest armpit of the Pacific Northwest. Now, instead of South Congress and breakfast tacos, Jessica is facing a town that looks like the "Before" picture in a Prozac commercial. Her mother is on a crusade to eliminate the "male gaze" from their lives, her wardrobe is woefully unprepared for 365 days of drizzle, and the local high school population appears to be composed entirely of people who think flannel is a personality trait. But Forks has secrets that even a cynical Texan can't explain away. Between the weirdly pale, suspiciously attractive siblings who treat the cafeteria like a runway and the brooding local boys who seem to have a personal vendetta against shirts, Jessica finds herself at the center of a narrative she never signed up for. Armed with a razor-sharp wit, a dwindling supply of dry shampoo, and a complete lack of patience for small-town nonsense, Jessica is determined to survive senior year. But in a town where the sun never truly rises, she's about to find out that some shadows are a lot more dangerous than a cheating ex-husband. Or: The one where Jessica Stanley is the Main Character, the Cullens are weird, and she's going to write a very scathing exposé about all of it.

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

❝ your heart and my heart are very, very old friends.❞ ~ Hafiz - ✨A collection of short stories waiting to be read✨ Grab onto your popcorn buckets and strap in for the ride! -

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Haven = a poetic note to finding safety and love amid chaos Valentina Romano was the first girl born in the Romano family since decades. Everybody was over the moon when they heard about the little girl, that was the light in their dark world. Valentina lived carefree with her family until one day when she was four everything changed. Kidnapped by a someone she doesn't remember and left at an orphanage, she was now alone and left to take care for herself. Still remembering her family, she tried to stay positiv every day and keep hoping that they will find her. Unluckily she gets adopted by some couple, that later turn out as drug addicts and only adopted her for the extra money they get, not caring about the girl, Valentina was yet left alone to take for herself. Meanwhile the Romanos lost their light. The once so happy family lost all their happiness with the disappearance of their little girl. They are determined to find Valentina and bring her back home. What sounded easy at the beginning, turned into 12 years of not knowing the whereabouts of their bambina. Will Valentina ever get the chance to go back to her family? And will the Romano's finally get their light back? What happens when she finds out about the mafia?

Rules. Discipline. Perfection. That's the world the Park brothers live in-and the world they've forced Y/N to live in too. After losing her parents at fourteen, Y/N became the center of her brothers' lives. They loved her, protected her, and yes... spoiled her-but never without limits. And just when she thinks she understands their rules... Rose arrives. Wild, mannerless, and completely unafraid of authority, Rose is everything the brothers hate-and everything that disrupts their perfect system. Especially Taehyung's. Strictness clashes with rebellion. Control clashes with chaos. Love clashes with pain. In a house built on rules... what happens when hearts refuse to obey?

An LGBT novel. THE ROAR OF THE CHEERING CROWD. Val Wash is one her school's best soccer players. She's charming, smooth talking and can get out of trouble with ease. At least that's how it was in the past, but now her heart's affection refuses to release its target, her straight best friend. THE ENCHANTING SUMMON OF THE DESIRED. Naomi Johnson has always loved men. Lately, certain passions have risen that muddle her love for her boyfriend and lead her down a path she has never tread. IT'S THEIR FINAL YEAR AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP GROWS UNSTABLE. What will happen when the girls appeal to their innermost wishes? Can their friendship last through the chaos that accompanies their senior year? Copyright © edanmorez, all rights reserved. Do not reproduce. (If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/user/edanmorez))

"If you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make a change." "Um, I'm pretty sure that's Michael Jackson." ---- The problem with stealing priceless artifacts was that everyone expected thieves to be graceful. They weren't. Not these ones anyway. Which is funny because considering what they're pulling off at the moment, everyone watching the news that next morning would think they were.

(Kuroo x Fem reader) Y/n L/n, a 5'2 brown haired girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience lots of things- you will have to read to find out! ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to everyone!❗️

Detective Walter Synclair climbed the ranks of his Manchester station, fast than anyone could explain including himself. He has gotten comfortable with making things work in his favour but a single case changes that. Armed with nothing but his instincts, his loyal friend and officer, and a rookie who might be smarter than him, Walter has to figure out what's really going on. But the question still remains will he be able to look into the past and say confidently that: "The Detective was...

Amira Sharpe is a girl with fingers practically stained with ink and a heart too big for the superficial world around her. She survives the crowded hallways of Westbridge High by burying herself in library stacks, her bag overflowing with good rom-coms and messy notebooks. A hopeless romantic in the purest, most dangerous sense of the phrase, Amira believes love should mean something. She believes in yearning glances, accidental hand touches, the kind of confessions that leave your chest aching for days afterward. To her, romance is an art form- and most people are doing it wrong. Especially boys like Kieran Seth. See, Kieran is the absolute antithesis of a fairytale hero or the male lead in a beautiful romance. He doesn't do grand gestures, he doesn't have a brooding, poetic soul, and he certainly doesn't fit into any of her favorite fictional tropes. Quite the contrary, he makes fun of that 'mushy-feely stuff'. He doesn't believe in love, let alone see the point of it. And worst of all, he acts like people who do believe in love are simply naïve- like Amira herself. Now, that is practically an insult to anyone with a heart. In other words: he is the absolute opposite of everything Amira has ever wanted. Which is exactly why he should have been irrelevant to her story. But what happens when senior year comes along and Amira's counting down the days until she gets out of Westbridge High forever, only to be met with the biggest project of the year, and the only person in the world she'd stab twice in the chest tied to her for it?

Silas has spent most of his life feeling invisible. Raised in a group home and counting down the months until he ages out of the system, he's learned not to expect much from the world. Most days are spent sketching, keeping to himself, and trying not to think too hard about the future. Then he meets a girl who shouldn't exist. Where she walks, winter turns to summer. Flowers bloom from frozen ground. Reality bends around her in ways nobody else can see. Nobody except Silas. Dana has spent years hiding from the world and the dangerous abilities she can barely explain. For the first time in her life, someone can see what she sees. For the first time in his, Silas feels understood. What begins as an impossible friendship slowly becomes something neither of them can live without. But the closer they grow, the more dangerous their connection becomes. Because loving Dana comes with a cost. And when faced with an impossible choice, one of them will have to decide whether some people are worth remembering at all.

A team of experts going through life with missions marked as "impossible," still surviving them like cockroaches. Where is one cockroach there are usually more nearby, and impossible to get rid off. Multi crossover fanfiction story with a lot of sarcasm and chosen family love.

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping again," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why do you always do this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

Sanyukta Agarwal: sarcastic enough to short-circuit a generator, brilliant enough to make a machine run itself, and stubborn enough to argue with gears if they misbehave. With a wrench in one hand and a caliper in the other, she tackles impossible problems, outsmarts anyone who underestimates her, and leaves a trail of chaos and laughter wherever she goes. Mechanical engineering isn't just her passion-it's her battlefield, and she's ready to prove that being a girl in a male-dominated world is exactly the edge she needs. Randhir Singh Shekhawat: brilliant, precise, and unshakably confident, he's the silent storm of FITE. Every calculation is exact, every design flawless, and every challenge-whether a complicated gear assembly or a high-stakes problem on the whiteboard-is his arena. Competitive to the core, he's the kind of rival who can match brains with anyone... and he's about to meet his equal in Sanyukta. In the high-stakes world of FITE, sparks fly-not romantically (yet)-but in the battlefield of intellect, strategy, and pure mechanical genius. Two minds, one whiteboard, countless tools, and a rivalry that could shake the foundations of the engineering world. Only one can take the lead... and neither is backing down.

India's emergency response number-118-was conceived for life-saving purpose. Far too often, it serves the opposite purpose. For Ananya Rai, the failure of the system is personal: her sister Vanya bled to death along the highway because the ambulance arrived one moment too late. Going into one of the elite government academies was to be her entrance into fixing what broke her family. But it sets her into one of brutal training, odd friendships, unconventional mentors, and a system so bogged down with red tape that life-saving becomes fantasy. Proceeding through pranks, drills, and confrontations with red tape, Ananya becomes aware of just how deep the rot has gone. But behind the failures of this helpline is something even stranger-a silence that seems intentional, as if lives were intended to be lost. And while Ananya is oblivious of the darkness of her sister's death, the individuals around her, appear to know more than they're ready to confess. 118: Shadows of Origin is the first book in the tale of a failed system and the rebellious young women who have the courage to challenge it. Raw, sharp, and mysterious all at once, it's about mourning, insurrection, and the bravery necessary to question what everyone else takes at face value. Because at times, saving lives begins with the refusal to remain silent.

Courtship, by definition, is the act of seeking another person's affection. It is usually preceded by introductions, conversation, and a shared understanding that both parties are participating in the same activity. Saint Romanov skipped directly to requesting Nathaniel Rossi aka Nani from his father during a syndicate meeting, proving once again that intelligence and common sense are not, in fact, the same thing.

Saving lives was supposed to be the hardest part. Not him. After years of relentless ambition, sleepless nights, and surgical precision, you finally have your life under control-top of your class, deep in residency, and too busy to breathe, let alone fall in love. Enter Katsuki Bakugo. Your most difficult patient. Your most irritating problem. And now-apparently-your fiancé. Forced into an arrangement neither of you agreed to, you clash at every turn-sharp words, sharper tension, and a mutual refusal to give in. But somewhere between late-night hospital visits, unspoken understanding, and moments that hit a little too close to the heart... Lines start to blur. Because the worst part isn't being stuck with him. It's the feeling that maybe- just maybe- you wouldn't choose anyone else.