Sarcasm Stories

!Warning!This is pure act of fiction and please don't take this seriously or else Jypapi will appear in your bedroom at night<3 Lee Yu-Ri, A 13 year old girl that always hangs out in the JYP staff-only Cafe(not real)after school since her dad worked there. She wasn't just regulary visiting and checking up on her dad, In fact she was kinda a stalker for Kim Seungmin despite her age. An 18 year old kpop Idol who was in a group called STRAY KIDS, debuted just recently together with his members. After some time, they interacted and all that stuff until she had to leave the country because of family problems and returns 7 years later and didn't know that he was still working with the company. Would they be able to go back as friends or something more? Kim Seungmin ff

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, she has no patience for rule-breakers or troublemakers. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. They're opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (30/11/25) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 9 - #MattheoRiddle (29/11/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25)

Vera Elizabeth Jones doesn't need anyone. She learned that early on -thanks to her parents who mastered the art of disappearing and an ex who led her to question herself. Independence isn't just a part of Vera's personality,it's armor. Wanting to get far away from Denver Colorado, Transferring to the University of Michigan to study psychology is her reset button. New campus, new start, zero emotional attachments. Vera has a plan to graduate and pursue a career in psychology. With zero distractions. What happens when she meets Blake? Blake Thomas Andrews is the captain of Michigan's hockey team, a senior with NHL scouts watching his every move, and an array of girls that drop to their knees for him, his future is certain. The goal is to get drafted, preferably by the San Jose Sharks, and don't mess anything up with any kind of distractions. Especially not a smart-mouthed transfer student who looks at him like he's just a random guy on campus, and not a star hockey player. Unfortunately for both of them, life doesn't care about their silly plans. With an ex boyfriend who doesn't take a hint, Vera needs some help. With Blake constantly getting into fights on the ice, he needs an image that shows he's stable. There's only one solution to both of their problems, a lie that benefits the both of them. fake dating forced proximity "enemies" to lovers college romance he fell first and harder Little did they know, Pretending isn't easy, and the lines between real and fake can blur. What happens when pretending feels safer than telling the truth and Blake realizes he wants something he knows he can't have, while Vera realizes she's falling for someone she shouldn't have?

Ten years after The Beatles fell apart, they're now ready to give the world a peek into the past through interviews with memories never told before. Paul, Ringo, George, John and...her. Sheila Cox del Valle, a woman of two worlds - born in Venezuela to an English father who fled the war and a Venezuelan mother who taught her resilience with good humor. She grew up between cultures, never quite belonging anywhere - until she was saved by rock n' roll. Until she found her place with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. She was a guitarist, vocalist, and the so-called "glue" of the band. She was there for all of it. This is her side of the story.

by littlekitten0925 She was a quiet storm, breaking within her own silence. He was winter's breath-cold, untouchable, hiding a thousand sins. Two souls carrying shadows, colliding in a world of crime and consequence. Hate was their language, but love... their most dangerous secret. In the darkness, where trust bleeds and hearts betray, can broken pieces find a way to fit- or will love destroy what little remains of them?

All Octavian wanted was to clock in, clock out, and maybe flirt with Isla without turning into a nervous wreck. Instead, he's breaking into houses (sorta), running a café with his best friend Jinder, hiring a time-traveling weirdo, and getting threatened by a pair of shady businessmen trying to shut everything down. Now a strange portal has opened, and something, or someone, not of this world is watching. And talking. And possibly planning something terrible. There's betrayal. There's chaos. There's a guy in a cage. But there's also friendship, found family, heartbreak, and a whole lot of breakfast food. It started with a café. Now it's a war for their reality.

Snow White always hated her name. It made her a walking punchline and a target for not-so-subtle snickers. But when she catches the golden gaze of Mark Sanders, the joke stops being funny. Mark isn't who he pretends to be. He's a werewolf, a monster, and he has dragged Snow into a disaster she never wanted to be a part of. This is not a choice she wants, but it is one she cannot refuse. Snow is suddenly bound to Mark by a forbidden desire she can't explain, and by a terrifying biological truth: the Mate Bond is a survival mechanism. If she leaves, Mark will lose his sanity and become a feral beast. Now, with ruthless enemies closing in and a war between wolf packs tearing their world apart, Snow has a devastating decision to make. Does she run, gaining her freedom but condemning the boy who stole her heart to madness? Or does she stay and fight a war she never signed up for, embracing the deadly attraction that threatens to consume them both? A unique werewolf romance with original lore.

You're staring again," he murmured without looking up. "I'm not," I said, even though we both knew I was. He turned his head slightly, those blue eyes flicking toward me - calm, calculating, and just a little amused. "Then stop memorizing my face." "Maybe I'm just trying to figure you out." "Good luck," he said quietly. "I haven't even figured myself out yet." Naomi didn't mean to notice him - the quiet boy who spoke like every word cost him something, whose hands looked like they'd learned to hold both violence and tenderness in the same breath. But Samuel Kings had a gravity to him, the kind that pulled you in before you even realized you were falling. His twin, Samantha, was the opposite - sharp, poised, and frighteningly still. She didn't speak unless necessary, and when she did, it was like a scalpel - clean, precise, and leaving a mark. "Emotions are a weakness," she told Naomi once . "Then why do you look sad every time he smiles?" Naomi asked. Samantha's gaze lingered for a moment too long before she turned away. "Because I know how it ends." The Kings twins arrived like a storm no one saw coming. They were beautiful, strange, and impossible to ignore. And for Naomi - the scholarship girl just trying to survive another session - they changed everything. One moment she was laughing with her best friend under the sun, and the next she was standing in the rain, realizing her heart had started keeping time with his. You make everything complicated," she whispered. "You make everything matter," he replied. But beneath the quiet smiles and the charged glances, there were secrets - The kings weren't running from trouble; trouble followed them like a shadow. "You can't save me, Naomi." "Then I'll stay with you until you save yourself." "You shouldn't." "I already did." Because some people don't just change your story; they rewrite it entirely. He was ink, she was light. Together they left star shaped like constellations

For the girls who wish to open a shop , that has a florist, cafe , restaurant, bookstore, and a bar in the evenings . This book is for you. Hope you enjoy it since this my maiden attempt at a romance book. Monica Silva ,An assistant editor working for a high profile publication decides to persue her dreams with her friends from high-school. She's the definition of a typical Goan girl raised abroad, a mix of curvy with athletic build, brown hair brown eyes , tan skin and 5'6, closed off and is always ready for a smart reply. Luciano Lombardi a business man and a relative of Monica's classmate is a man of mystery who doesn't get involved with people much, but he's your typical billionaire who doesn't show it, with black curly hair, green eyes, olive skin and we'll build muscular body, towering at the height of 6'5 . They're heading towards an exciting future when Monica and her friends Lola alongside valentina open a shop and Luciano is their business partner and his brother Leone is the one handling the deal, but the history between Leone and Lola catches upto them, Leaving Luciano and Monica to deal with everything in the end. Will the bookdragon and the secret master sommelier have chemistry brewing like one of the novels? Or will something else unfold between the two?

I know you didn't come back out of longing. You came back out of curiosity. Because in the first book, I deliberately left some doors closed. Or maybe-just maybe-you're reading this because you're still single and lonely. Relax. Lonely people are often the ones who linger the longest in someone else's story. Especially when the story is messier than their own life. In these book, I open just enough for you to peek in- but never enough for you to feel at ease.

[BOOK 02 IN THE SMILINGCUPS UNIVERSE] After having an argument with the co-owner of Smiling Cups, Ipsa Narlikar swore to never see his face in her whole life again. But when the metro strike made her late for an important event, she had no other option than taking a ride from the above said man, aka Krishiv Kulkarni.

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

It started with a Cupid. Ended up being Stupid. I was just a writer with a messy bun, a notebook and a favourite park bench. He was a stranger with a poker face and emotional range of a rock. I thought we shared silence and bench one day, and maybe.. a scandal too. One stupid photo. That was all it took for the internet to decide I was dating the city's most untouchable heir. Now I am living a story that even my pen can't get me out of.

Bianca Duval, a French pastry student just entered one of the hardest school known to all kind of artists ; the Academy of Dignified Arts. The difficulty is not about money, or prestige, it's even worse, it's about talent. She prepared herself to any obstacle that could block her from success, but she didn't think too much about boys. No one has ever managed to distract her. Until, Davi Da Costa, a brazilian surfer who only has his foul mouth to make her lose focus. But between sarcasm, ambition and misunderstandings ; will they manage to complete their goals and open their hearts ?

The angels of hell, are blood thirsty and they cannot wait to feast on the blood of their enemies. But there's only one flaw in their plan. Love.

"Nope. Nuh uh. You bunch of magicky weirdos can't stuff me with some other magicky weirdos I don't even flippin know. I'm out." "But, Ms. Potter, how will you remain alive in the streets?" "Dunno, Don't care, but I am not spending my 11th with a loada people who dumped me on the doorstep of doom." Amber Potter, Harry's twin sister, was the person who destroyed Voldy. But Harry got a stupid scar from a piece of wood, so he was the one who got all the fame. Dumbledore carted her off to the Dursleys', claiming that her brother needed special training. Lily and James agreed at once, without thinking. The Dursleys', however, abandoned Amber in the USA at the age of 5. Living in the streets gave Amber plenty of things, including an outraging amount of sass, sarcasm, ability to steal without being caught, and a family-like group of friends. But when she gets carted off (again) to Hogwarts, meets her twin and parents, what will happen?

There is so very much to Legea. This is a book for all the extras that belong nowhere: music, maps, poems, random lore, fun facts, the very first draft of "The Journey"... written four years ago by a thirteen-year-old in a ring-bound notebook with a snake on the cover...

{𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜} "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚?'' Valerie Henderson, a sarcastic high school girl whose dream was to become a nurse, and all it took was her brother and his friends to ruin that for her. "𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙞 𝙜𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬..?'' [Enemies to Friends to Lovers trope]