Sarcasm Stories

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

"You don't speak." I state. He looks at me and he nods. He slowly raises his hand before he wipes the tears streaming down my face. His touch heats my skin, making me suck in a breath. "You aren't going to hurt me?" He furrows his brows before he shakes his head once. A small weight lifts, easing some of the anxiety I feel. "But you kill people."

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Aysel Moren, the feared name today was once dearest to her brothers until that dreadful night of her 16th birthday when every ounce of love was snatched away from her. One moment, the Kingsley family was celebrating her only daughter's birthday, the other moment, Aysel and her five brothers were standing at their own parents' funeral. And the worst part? Aysel was blamed for it. Her face was caught in the CCTV camera. The family was already shattered and the last form of togetherness was also stripped away when they threw 16 years old Aysel outside their house. She pleaded and pleaded to the point that her voice cracked, her throat got soared. The brothers turned deaf ears to her pleas. That day, she not only lost her parents but her brothers too who have promised to be with her in every situation. She left. She knew her brothers won't even look at her, listening was still too far. Having struggled for years, she finally gained the power and rebirth from ashes under Moren's Mafia. The rival of Kingsley once upon a time. She vowed to never look back, until one day, she got the news of a bomb being planted in Kingsley's mansion. It took her every cell to convince herself that she doesn't care but a sister still exists inside her who has never fully stopped loving the men, she once called brothers. She saved them from the fire, treated their injuries inside her own house. And gives them exactly one month to regain everything they lost from the enemy who burned down their whole mansion, who also managed to freeze their bank accounts. They'll stay inside her house for a month watching her little sister all grown up, holding scars and secrets like a second skin. Will they be able to see her real broken state beyond the facade she carries everyday? Will the truth of that night ever emerge out? Read to find out "Thirty Days Under Her Roof". This is completely my story, my imagination. Copyright © 2026 by Alisha

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

When the gods decide to send a random demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

August 1986. Severus Snape had anticipated that the new school year would offer only the customary indignities: dunderheaded students, insufferable colleagues, and the occasional brush with mortal peril. But while the Boy Who Lived languished in a cupboard in Surrey, Snape was forced to endure a fate scarcely less tragic: he had been saddled with a trainee teacher. A tenacious, irritatingly competent young witch, utterly impervious to his disdain and unperturbed by the shadows of his past. As dark forces stirred and old enemies resurfaced, she found herself precisely where she had no business being: at his side. And when the school year culminated in poison and bloodshed, Snape was forced to concede that this entirely unwanted apprentice had repeatedly stood between him and certain death. A state of affairs of which he, naturally, thoroughly disapproved.

Anaya Zheng didn't ask to be a demigod. Even if it explains the ghosts of her past and the cruelty she's survived, being half-god is a truth that makes her head spin. When a prophecy whispers through camp-and her name is among the chosen-accepting who she is comes faster than she ever expected. Camp offers more than danger, though. It gives her allies, purpose, and Leo Valdez-a brilliant, sharp-tongued boy with a grin as reckless as his fire. Together, they're thrown into a world where monsters don't wait, gods don't forgive, and every choice carries a cost. The odds are impossible. The path is unforgiving. And failure isn't an option. Eight half-bloods must answer the call, after all. But with fire at her side and steel in her hand, Anaya will face destiny head-on-and save the world from the grip of Gaia before her Olympus crumbles. -Currently In-Editing -Follows the plot of Heroes of Olympus -Slow Burn -OC! X Canon The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena The House of Hades The Blood of Olympus

Audrey is getting a fresh start. No literally. She has no memories. All she knows is that she somehow managed to fall into a book. No recollection of how or which book, or even her life before....well this. But after being there for a couple months, she starts to get the hang of things that is until two strange men walk into her mechanic store. And they recognize her. Kick starting Audrey's reunion with her supposedly long lost family who are all apart of the mafia. Perfect. Audrey doesn't trust them and doesn't want to be apart of their family. But they aren't willing to let her go either. Will Audrey be able to forget the old and embrace her new narrative? Can her family convince her to stay and maybe even love them? Find out in Remember.

"Just date him. It'll fix everything." Kendall doesn't lose. Not in school. Not in life. Blake? He's cold, cruel... and somehow always in her way. They argue. They insult. They plot revenge. And then her mom overhears the perfect disaster. Fake dating. Rules. Pride. Sparks. Two rivals. Forced together. One lie. A hundred reasons it shouldn't work. But here's the thing... The more they fight, the more... it's not just a lie anymore. Enemies. Banter. Teasing. Fire. The lie that loved them... might just burn everything down. 🥇#1 #sharpbanter [05-02-2026]

Welcome to the 16k spezial! It is a cafe... it is a place for villains and heroes.... let's see... Overhaul sponsors it... All for One decided to make it his place... AND NEZU IS WALKING IN while Stain and All for One are there.... It will never get bored here in this cafe! A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

Lee Airi doesn't do fairytales. She steals from corrupt nobles, torches traffic rings (literally), and-- oh yeah-- occasionally glimpsing the future in fire and ash. Yeah, you heard that right. She's a literal assassin who sees visions. And, yes, she's just as tired of the job description as you are. Enter Baek Haon: an exiled prince with golden eyes (because of course he does), and the kind of smug grin that makes you want to throw a knife at his face. Airi tells him she works alone. He hears: "Please follow me everywhere like you have attachment issues, and flirt with me shamelessly." Then there's Ori: A nine-year old duck hybrid who talks too much, knows too much, and eats too much. Oh, and somehow manages to survive the kind of missions that makes you wonder how is he still alive. Airi calls it dumb luck. He calls it being the Universe's favorite. And of course, there's... the other problem. Now, if this were a normal story, we'd tell you what it is-- but where's the fun in that? So what do you get when you throw together an assassin seer, a prince with attachment issues, a duckling kid who won't shut up, and a secret that absolutely is going to hurt later? Answer: Chaos. Also swords. And banter sharp enough to cut steel. And screwed up officials. And an enemies-to-lovers arc slow enough to test your sanctification. This is not your average romance. This is an ADHD disaster of a book that doesn't know if it's fantasy, comedy, or therapy. You have been warned.

The story evolves around the fun and rebellious love story between Mina and Way. Mina, a yellow Stricker, who is born to protect human meets the rebellious idol, Way. The storyline heats up when a psycho killer creeps out of the idol group Let's travel into the world of fun and laughter with Author Nila

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, and with ancient magic burning inside her. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. When their magic collides, Hogwarts holds its breath. They're also opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (30/11/25) 🥇 - #read (10/01/26) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 6 - #Hermione (4/01/25) Nr 9 - #MattheoRiddle (29/11/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25) Nr 13 - #legacy & #legacies (25/12/25)

"Can you shut the fuck up?" I jump when I hear his deep, silky voice come from a couple feet beside me. Where the fuck did he come from? Was he talking to me? I wasn't even saying anything. "I wasn't even talking," I say defensively. I continue to look down into my Honey Bunches of Oats, waiting for an explanation as to why he he said what he said. "Yeah but I could hear you breathing" Is he serious? I'm about to lose my shit.

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

Teresa and James have never liked each other. Never have, never will. And that's the way it's going to stay. Just two people that coincidentally keep running into each other, much to their dismay. As much as they may dislike each other, there's something comforting about the solace they both provide each other, even if it's unintentional. James is nothing but trouble to her. Teresa is everything he should not want. But their stories aren't meant to be separate.

In a kingdom built on secrets and blood, the Palace sees all. Queens rise, kings fall, and loyalty is tested in silence. Estelle Ruby Marrowyn, the Marquess's daughter, has lived protected from the Crown-shielded by her father's walls and her own carefully kept world. But a single summons thrusts her into a world of fire, betrayal, and deadly whispers-where each choice could reveal long-hidden secrets, and every step drags her deeper into the dark heart of the Palace. Rhaedon Kael Valeroix, the Crown Prince, rules a kingdom draped in gold with iron and venom. Charm masks a cruelty that spares no mistake; arrogant and merciless, he leaves fear in his wake. When their paths collide, defiance is lethal, desire dangerous, and a single misstep could prove fatal. In the heart of the Palace, nothing is as it seems, and danger waits in every shadow. Crown of Ashes is a tale of defiance, deception, and a fire that could consume them both... or forge them into something unstoppable.