Sarcastic Stories

Anaya Rajvansh had everything once-a loving husband, three beautiful children, and a family she believed she could trust. Unfortunately, she trusted the wrong people. She believed every lie they told her, ignored every warning from the people who genuinely loved her, and pushed away the one man who had always stood beside her-Armaan Rathore. By the time Anaya discovered the truth, her marriage, family, reputation, and happiness were already destroyed. Then she died. But fate gives her one impossible gift. A second life. Anaya wakes up ten years in the past-with every memory intact. This time, she knows exactly who betrayed her. But instead of confronting them, she does something far more dangerous. She pretends to be the same innocent, easily manipulated Anaya they remember. She smiles. She agrees. She trusts them. And secretly watches them walk straight into the traps they're creating for themselves. But while Anaya is busy planning revenge, there's one problem she never anticipated... Armaan. The husband she once failed to trust. The man who notices that his supposedly naïve wife is suddenly hiding far too many secrets. And then there are their three chaotic children-sensible Aadhya, mischievous Reyansh, and adorable little Siya-who turn Anaya's carefully planned second life into an unpredictable comedy of errors. This time, Anaya doesn't want to simply punish the people who destroyed her. She wants to save the family she lost. Because in her first life, she trusted the wrong people. In her second, she's going to let the wrong people trust her. 😌

|| 𝓓.𝓜 + 𝓐. 𝓝 || Frenemies, slow burn, to lovers. Aurelia Nott, the siblings of Theodore Nott, Lucien Nott, and then the daughter of Elizabeth Nott and Reginald Nott. This story starts in the sixth year. (DISCLAIMER There are a lot of oc's I made hehe but I love them, also this doesn't really follow the actual story of hp that much ! But dw we're still in hogwarts and there will be a couple of scenes from the books and movies.) ALSO THIS IS MORE SLOW BURN LIKE BUT AT THE START ITS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF RIVALRY.

Hermione Granger was back for her final year at Hogwarts along with the rest of the Golden Trio. And guess what? The Ministry of Magic has decided to pair everyone up and marry them off to one another. Nothing problematic in that, right? Also, did I mention Hermione is paired up with Draco Malfoy? Yeah, real fun. Now for the big question - Will they fuck or will Hermione throw herself off a cliff? [Lowkey a crack-fic] Out of the six awards this book was entered in, it won: 1ST PLACE IN THE LIFE ELEMENTS AWARDS 2ND PLACE IN THE BLACK AND GOLD FLAMES AWARDS 3RD PLACE IN THE ECA AWARDS BEST TITLE IN THE SAVANT AWARDS Highest Rankings. #1 in dramione out of 14.1K (18.4.2026) #1 in fanfiction out of 914K (23.9.2020) #1 in dramione fanfiction out of 3.17K (21.4.2026) #9 in draco malfoy out of 31.1K (24.9.2020)

Book 1 of the IRON ANTHEM series #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) You..." I whispered, my voice barely there. His eyes landed on me. "You've got to be kidding me..." he muttered under his breath. "Oh HELL no!" I snapped, stepping back. "Not you. Anyone but YOU " "Are you joking father," he said, looking straight at his father. "This... this is the girl? This is the girl you wanted me to marry?" "THIS GIRL?!" I gasped. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you expect someone who will faint at your feet and bow to you?!" "Well ...... yes" he said flatly "Now to think about it you totally deserved that slap, cuz i have never met a sick and arrogant asshole like you before" I muttered. "You assaulted me," he said calmly while crossing his arms. "I DEFENDED MYSELF!" I fired back immediately. "This is ridiculous," I muttered, pacing. "I refuse. I absolutely refuse. I am NOT marrying a narcissistic, bathroom-invading, ego-with-legs!" "And I'm not marrying a violent, dramatic, loud-" "Finish that sentence," I warned, turning sharply. He smirked. "Crazy woman." He said snorting under his breath. My eye twitched. "Oh, you're dead," I said sweetly. (This is not the real chapter multiple parts have been removed.😅) Read for more😉 ************ Scarlet Davidson is an adventurous girl who wants nothing but to be happy. But a single reckless mistake and her life is turned upside down, She is betrothed to Jay K,the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner, The band leader of her favourite boyband, and......and the same bloody man she slapped for barging into a female washroom. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. He is control, she is chaos. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can they both survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

When your soul is too balanced to judge... the gods send you back to tip the scale! Creation and Destruction. Order and Chaos. Two forces eternal, twin truths of the Universe. They call themselves opposites, yet one cannot exist without the other - and in the realm of mortality, neither may act without agents. Enter the Nullis. Souls perfectly balanced. Neither righteous enough for Creation's embrace nor wicked enough for Destruction's claim. In their stillness lies potential - coveted by both sides, claimed by divine hands, and cast once more into life. This is the story of one such soul. Torn from the Soul's Abyss and touched by gods, he is reborn into a strange land at the foot of a mountain that scrapes the sky. He has no name, no past, and no clear future. The others call him simply: Nullis. Before him lies a proving - a gauntlet of magic, monsters, and mystery where power reigns and alignment reveals itself in every choice. Will Nullis ascend and earn true rebirth in the land of the living? Or will he fall once more into the Abyss... nameless, forgotten, and unmade?

Two families, one wedding, countless shared moments-and a love story that was always hiding in plain sight. 📖✨ Ananya and Sanjay begin as family friends connected by a wedding, teasing, funny banter and sarcastic comments. What follows is years of friendship, laughter, missed chances, family drama, and quiet acts of devotion that slowly grow into something neither can ignore. It Was Always You is a heartfelt slow-burn romance about two people who spend years denying their feelings-only to discover that the person they've been looking for was beside them all along.

||Highest Rank: #11 in Humor|| *Warning: Some swearing included* She is innocent, bubbly, kind and sweet. She always helps others even if it be a bloody murderer. She always do things before thinking. She is Angela Woodson. ♡•♡•♡ He was dangerous, ruthless and a gangleader. He never helps others. Never thought about it. He never thinks before he kills. He is Mason King. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I fell in love with her, the very same day I saw her. --- Ⓜason King. He wanted me and I became his girl. I became the gangleader's girl. --- 🍒ngela Woodson. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Angela Woodson is a sweet and bubbly seventeen year old, who lives with her parents, happily. She will be happy even if you brought her a pen as a gift. She overlooks the bad in everybody and always helps others. ♡ Mason King, is the leader of the most powerful gang, Viri Sanguinum. He is said to be cold, ruthless and a blood thirsty killer. But is he? And what made him do this? The past still haunts Mason. But what is it? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💎I would love your vote, comments and views.💎 ||# 2 in Mason||17/12/18|| ||# 1 in Angela||14/08/17|| ||#11 in Humor||22/12/17|| ||#14 in Humor||27/11/17|| ||#18 in Humor||24/11/17|| ||#20 in Humor||23/11/17|| ||#28 in Humor||30/10/17|| ||#51 in Humor||27/10/17|| STARTED: 24/03/2017 FINSIHED: 11/08/2019 》WARNING: This story is going to be edited. I'm no published writer and english is not my native language, so this story has grammatical mistakes and some parts of it are very cringy.《

♡ 🐇 𓂃 𐙚 "𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐚, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦?" ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ☾ ✦ Chandrika Sharma does not believe in fairy tales, but when family tradition ties her in a unexpected arranged marriage to Parv Kapoor, her world changes quiet step by quiet step..... Parv is an architect who restores old monuments by day and writes tender poetry online by night. While Chandrika builds high walls with her sharp sarcasm, Parv simply kneels down to fix her broken anklet under the moonlit courtyard. Unaware that her new, soft-spoken husband is actually her favorite secret poet, Chandrika finds her guarded heart melting with every gentle gesture he makes.....🐇 𓂃 ࣪˖ 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𓂃 ࣪˖ > Sunshine Boy × Sarcastic Girl > He Falls First & Harder > Marriage of Convenience~ Traditional Arrangement > Secret Identity/Anonymous Poet > Quiet Devotion & Soft Romance ୨୧ ───────────── ୨୧

𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘵𝘪 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘩 𝘙𝘢𝘫𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 - 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘴, 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴. 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 - 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵

If I die it's my brothers fault. Corey Routledge is John b's older sister, though she vanished off to Hawaii to live her life with adventure she seems to be forced back into her childhood home at the outerbanks with her brother after her fathers disappearance. Expecting to go back to her old life with much disappointment, it all seems to flip around once its all faced with adrenaline, confusion and hidden treasures

START: JULY 24 , 2026 END: ? Silverford Academy - Isang super exclusive, high-end high school para sa mga anak ng mga bilyonaryo, pulitiko, at mga henyo sa bansa. Seryoso ang lahat, bawal ang bagsak, at pinatatakbo ng isang napakahigpit na Student Council. ARIA "RIA" SUNSHINE MENDOZA (The Gemini Paradox) Angel face, clever mind. Pure mystery, hidden intentions. Sweet smile, complex games. The silent achiever, the psychological mastermind. Looks like a saint, plays like a winner. Fails the exam but owns the room. Never backs down and never plays fair. The beautiful puzzle that no one can solve. The ultimate challenge for the elite. AT ATING SAMAHAN ANG NAPAKA GULONG KWENTO NI ARIAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A MYSTERIOUS , FEMALE LEAD, RIGHT? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*2026

ꕤ｡˚⋆ Silly girl x sarcastic mafia man ꕤ｡˚⋆ Grumpy x sunshine (a little?) ꕤ｡˚⋆ Age gap ꕤ｡˚⋆ Found family ꕤ｡˚⋆ Very silly but wholesome ꕤ｡˚⋆ Short Story

At thirty-six, Hazel Remy has stopped expecting romance to find her. By day, she manages supply chains. By night, she's a competitive Valorant streamer with a sharp tongue, loyal viewers and very little patience for reckless teammates. After eleven disappointing years of dating, Hazel is perfectly comfortable keeping romance outside the walls of the life she has built. Then her sister-in-law signs her up for a date. Hazel expects one awkward hour with a stranger and a good story to tell afterward. Instead, she meets Syrus Nev, a man who is surprisingly easy to talk to, dangerously good at making her laugh and somehow... familiar. The date goes better than either of them expected. But just before they part ways, Syrus leaves Hazel with a cryptic apology for something she doesn't remember him doing. Suddenly, the stranger sitting across from her doesn't feel quite so strange. And somewhere between online rivalries, unexpected second chances and a connection neither of them planned for, Hazel begins to wonder if some people enter your life long before you realize who they are.

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰? Only one could end up in such a situation- Violette. Violette Lacy Winchester's only goals in life are simple: take care of her swan, keep her friends on line and in school, win MVP's more than Hayden, and last but not least- annoy Hayden till his core. People might view Hayden Grayson Walter as the 'cocky boy who smirks at people' but who Hayden actually is? The poor boy can't even smirk! His goals are simple: win MVP more than Violette, get good grades, blah blah blah. But soon, ice hockey season starts up and after wrestling eachother (we can talk about that later), Hayden ends up frantic at Violette's window. With Violette's pride and dignity on the line, who knows what she'll say. But when fate's already written destiny on a paper, can she really get out of it? -♡- cute clean romcom with sports (such as ice hockey, basketball, etc) and real personalities!! :> Spoiler alert: they are rivals do not expect them to drown eachother or something 😭 (UPDATINGGG AGAINN!)

My name is Ryan O Connor and this, is my story.

Jillian is just a human, going to an all werewolf school, yea, her. She finds out the Alpha King comes to the school every week to add to the other packs harems. Who does that? She wants no part of it, and figures she is safe, until he claims her as his mate. She is not happy, and refuses to move in with him, until he blackmails her, and she has no choice. Will she refuse his advances? Or give in to him. He figures it is only a matter of time, and then he finds out something about her, that might change their relationship forever. Highest rating #40 for sarcasm on May 1st 2019 This book is now exclusively on Amazon.

"Come here" his raspy voice commands It seems like time stands still . I look up to see his deep electric blue eyes crackling with fire. I gulp and take a step back. "What's wrong Flicker? You scared" I scoff but it comes off as an unintelligent sound. I roll my eyes. "Oh please. I aint scared of shit" I see dark humour dance across his facial features before he smirks. Oh shit. What have l done. "Then don't move. Cause after just one step l'm going to stand right infront of you, haul you up and kiss you." Before l can comprehend anything further he moves and l gasp. ***************** Ocean Kings had never met someone so arrogant, self- absorbed and simply downright frustrating as Ethan Hunt. Of all the people she could get trapped with on the damned island it had to be him. He was ice. He was dangerous. And she knew it but she just couldn't get away. He wouldn't let her. Cause afterall she was his only salvation. ******** They awalys called me headstrong,stubborn and arrogant. I was a mess but l was her mess. I was dark just so her light flicker within me. I didn't deserve her. But you already read into that. I'm selfish and l'm not letting her go .

Jasper Willow was a normal child, grew up with a mom and a dad. Then one day his parents decided to send him to the school they had went to when they were 15. Jasper didn't argue, in fact he was happy to get away from normal life and do something different. Little did he know, his life would change forever.