Sarcastic Stories

Kennedy (Kenna) isn't known for her beauty. She's never been complimented on her appearance unless being called beautiful by your family counts, and to Kenna- it doesn't. Sick of being ignored because of her looks, Kennedy gives herself a makeover but it isn't very successful. After encountering a crying Marissa Rivers on the behalf of her obnoxious brother, Noah, she becomes acquaintances with the girl. After a chat about Kenna's failed efforts at makeup and how she's a nondrinker, she offers Kenna the help of her and her friends. Kenna graciously agrees but there's a catch. Kenna will have to be the girls' designated driver to the next few parties that they want to attend until she can do her own makeup which may take a while but what happens when Kenna accidentally gets drunk at one of the parties and Noah has to bring her and the other girls back to their home? She gets involved in a lot more than she planned. And it seems as if all she wanted was to become beautiful.

Valentina Nova Romano, A 16 yrs old with a terrifying past that can make any grown up man shudder. Her ravishing icy blue eyes are just as hollow as her soul. She was found on the steps of a orphanage when she was 2 years old. She was adopted countless times but she either got kicked out or she ran away. She never stayed in one place for too long. Her friends are the only family she had or that's what she thought? What happens when her recent Foster parents dies in a car accident. And she find out that she have a father and 6 FREAKING BROTHERS,who happened to be the third strongest mafia family. ~~~~~~ Romano family was devastated when their only mafia Princess was taken from them, they tried everything to find her, but it was like she vanished from the face of earth. So what happens when one day they got a phone call that change their life for better. They finally get their bambina back but she is not the same girl she used to be, is she? Will they break her icy walls? Will they be able to protect her, or is it too late? Will they be able keep her save ? Did I mention that she is a dangerous assassin and a fighter who never lost ? Or that she is also a Mafia Queen who built her own empire on her own? Will she trust her family? Add a hot heir of Spanish mafia in the mix? What will happen? ~~~~~~ WARNING * Mature themes * Strong language * Torture * Abuse * Self harm,drugs, smoking, alcohol ~~~~~~ Don't copy my work. © copyright The pictures used in this story are NOT MINE. Also english is not my first language. Comments are welcome but don't write mean comments. I write for fun, so I don't have updating shedule but I'll try to update once in a week. ENJOY

Annoying That's what they think they are.

A flower winks at me... suddenly a fairy appears??? A story based on the anime Sugar Apple Fairy Tale and its characters!!!

this is the story of my oc (practically me) and other oc's which are my friends on zepeto<3 I sadly quit zepeto for a while due safety reasons but will be back soon in 2-3 years. you can follow me on zepeto! my user is @noor_hayashi ⚠️ LOTS OF BAD WORDS ⚠️ I obviously not own any MHA characters they're all belong to horikoshi. I mostly did the "opinion" part about the cannon characters AND zepeto cosplayers. the oc's which are my friends are in the story named: hero in U.A= Genevieve, Zenji, Yunjin Villains= Ishii , Aoi, Koie there are some background/backstory characters that you're gonna see soon while reading the book. but yeah- AND NOT EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE TO THE OG CHARACTERS AS I MENTIONED!! lmao ShipsCanon+OcxCanon:KiriMina,KamiJirou,KatsuZen,HayaYama,SeroGen And before som1 says ANYTHING-"how can I be homofobic? my betch is GAE-"✨️(LMAO) PlsDon'tJudge I'm a fast typer n have TOO MANY typos bro SO EITHER YOUGETIT OR YOUGETIT- IFYADONTYOUJSDONT🥲 I'll also be updating any time possible too lol anyways.. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!✨️🫶 📚 READ DOWN BELOW IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY ZEPETO FRIENDS OR OC THAT KNEW ME<3 BTW shout out to my friends if they're the ones also reading this.. I am so sorry for leaving for a while, I love you all very much. I left zepeto due safety reasons of my parents and I hope that's all right with you all because for a fact I'd never like to leave and you guys should know that. personal message.. ishii and aoi, I'll call you guys papa ishii and mama aoi as an inside joke due to that family video I've made which was quite funny honestly- koie my pookie bear 🥲 ILYSM PLS DONT BE UPSET CUZ IM GONE YEAH? MWAH<33 you'll be in my heart I promise you!<3 Genevieve oh Genevieve.. I wish that I could show you how much I've appreciated you, you're one of the most fun people I've known just as aoi, ishii and koie. also I'm so sorry if I accidentally misspelled ur name lol 😭🤚 Fell free to conta

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

For thorns stab and pierce And blood is real, Whereas ink is what you feel. For thorns daunt and warn And blood is cheap, Whereas ink is a step from here. For thorns show the truth And blood shouts loud, Whereas ink is silent and shy...

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, but she only cares about two things- that she wins MVP more than Hayden ever has. I mean- it's a rather public bet that she wins more than anyone, including Hayden. And then her pet swan- Eden. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. But suddenly it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!" Spoiler Alert: they're not enemies, just horrible rivals

No boyfriend since birth, Eris Seriah Tan has chosen career over love for as long as she can remember. The moment her feelings grow complicated, she leaves-firm in her belief that meeting two people in the same place doesn't exist and hearts are safest when guarded. ‎ ‎But Connan Radley Yu always shows up in her life, in unexpected places, in circles of friends she doesn't think that kaibigan siya ng isa sa circle of friends niya, a shared elevator ride, moments that feel too deliberate to ignore. No matter how far she runs, the universe seems intent on pulling her back. ‎ ‎Now Seri must decide to build and protect herself, risk believing that some connections are meant to be felt, not explained.

||Highest Rank: #11 in Humor|| *Warning: Some swearing included* She is innocent, bubbly, kind and sweet. She always helps others even if it be a bloody murderer. She always do things before thinking. She is Angela Woodson. ♡•♡•♡ He was dangerous, ruthless and a gangleader. He never helps others. Never thought about it. He never thinks before he kills. He is Mason King. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I fell in love with her, the very same day I saw her. --- Ⓜason King. He wanted me and I became his girl. I became the gangleader's girl. --- 🍒ngela Woodson. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Angela Woodson is a sweet and bubbly seventeen year old, who lives with her parents, happily. She will be happy even if you brought her a pen as a gift. She overlooks the bad in everybody and always helps others. ♡ Mason King, is the leader of the most powerful gang, Viri Sanguinum. He is said to be cold, ruthless and a blood thirsty killer. But is he? And what made him do this? The past still haunts Mason. But what is it? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💎I would love your vote, comments and views.💎 ||# 2 in Mason||17/12/18|| ||# 1 in Angela||14/08/17|| ||#11 in Humor||22/12/17|| ||#14 in Humor||27/11/17|| ||#18 in Humor||24/11/17|| ||#20 in Humor||23/11/17|| ||#28 in Humor||30/10/17|| ||#51 in Humor||27/10/17|| STARTED: 24/03/2017 FINSIHED: 11/08/2019 》WARNING: This story is going to be edited. I'm no published writer and english is not my native language, so this story has grammatical mistakes and some parts of it are very cringy.《

A life of control. A sudden freedom. And then... nothing. Neo awoke in a world he didn't recognize, in a body he didn't expect, facing dangers he couldn't possibly have prepared for. A throne waits. A history waits. And every choice could be the difference between survival... or disappearance. The story of two Princes, a Kingdom, and a Fate he thought he knew... might just be his own. 👑@Jingyu56👑 Thank you for the idea to bring in a pookie Zhao Yuanzhou❤️

He's a ... bio-engineered humanoid? What the hell that's supposed to mean. His name is Tuesday. Terrible name Period. Tuesday should just be... Tuesday. Like a day in a week. If I had the choice, I would've stayed away from him from the very beginning. But somehow, him ended up as my partner. I've told him over three hundred times that Cecasu is the greatest singer in the world. And every single time, he forgets who she is. Then, for the three hundredth time, he decides her music is just noise. Yeah, my bad. I should've kept my mouth shut. Whatever. Maybe, possibly it's my fault. I'm an idiot. I swear, this time I will not talk to him. He is kind of cute, face only. He's a freaking germaphobe, a creepy domineering, knowing nothing about communicate. He just like a broken robot... but if I told him that he would get upset. Absolutely no sense. - The future. Civilization collapsed. The Earth turned into a desert. No one fucking cares anyway. If memories disappear, then what exactly is the "self"? If emotions disappear, then what is it that survives? If a bird spends its entire life flying in the sky, and the only time it ever touches the ground is when it dies- Did that bird ever really live? Yeah, it's a story about it.

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

*mature content* Humans and werewolves come together during the choosing. Choosing rules: 1) Sit patiently. 2)When your name is called step forward, onto the mating circle. 3) Your mate will be chosen ~*~*~ Warning: This is a werewolves story. (It's not your typical kind of werewolf story) To add on, this book has been on hold for a while and will remain on hold until I find motivation to continue this story. I apologize x. IMPORTANT: There will be graphical parts;), but don't fear I will warn you if it comes. Cover by qtdxll

Hello.....potatoes!!! Your sarcastic bae is here!.....Welcome back to my book.....and those who are new here MOST WELCOME! So, Here are some sarcastic thoughts and sayings, I found these online and I think these are AMAZING!.....So, here I am sharing them with you all.....AND....puh-lease do comment and vote If you like them but some mature contents and curse words are also present, read at your own risk AND if you are unpleased or disagree with some contents puh-lease don't leave hateful comments because I'm trying very hard here to shut my sarcastic mouth. So bye....love you all......HERE WE GO!!!

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"New city, New friends, New me...New love?" Meet Skylar, she's a very sarcastic, opinionated girl and she isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. Others would say she's the girl who doesn't care what people think, and does what she wants. Some may even say she's a badass. Little do they know that Skylar isn't really a badass. Instead of going to parties she would rather sit at home and watch Netflix. Instead of having boyfriends she'd rather read cheesy romance novels. But when she moves and gets a new set of confidence everything changes. She isn't the average girl anymore. She's the mysterious new girl. Everyone seems to take an interest in her, including the schools bad boy Ethan Lockwood. Though it starts off rocky, they grow a strong bond, even if they don't realize it. So what do you think? Match made in heaven, One problem. Oh who am I kidding? there's a lot of problems! Join Skylar on this not-so cliché story as she goes through the ups and downs of high school.

Just some random and silly things to cheer your mood XD

...I'm not one of those rebellious kids...I'm just a quiet, normal girl...This is the moment of my life when everything turns upside down...

Meet Giana: a sarcastic, messy, and entirely relatable girl who's spent her life navigating chaos, loneliness, and family drama with humor as her only shield. From being the overlooked, only child in a house fractured by her parents' divorce, to surviving school where she always felt left out, to finally making it to her third year of college, Giana's story is a hilarious, heartfelt, and painfully honest journey through life. With her best friend Jainah by her side, Giana confronts awkward moments, embarrassing mishaps, and the occasional chocolate-stained disaster, all while discovering that surviving life doesn't require perfection-it requires resilience, laughter, and the courage to tell your story, no matter how messy it is. Part diary, part confessional, and 100% chaotic fun, A Lonely Child's Guide to Surviving Life is the story of growing up, finding yourself, and learning that sometimes, being left out is just the first chapter of your own epic story.