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Hermione Granger was back for her final year at Hogwarts along with the rest of the Golden Trio. And guess what? The Ministry of Magic has decided to pair everyone up and marry them off to one another. Nothing problematic in that, right? Also, did I mention Hermione is paired up with Draco Malfoy? Yeah, real fun. Now for the big question - Will they fuck or will Hermione throw herself off a cliff? [Lowkey a crack-fic] Out of the six awards this book was entered in, it won: 1ST PLACE IN THE LIFE ELEMENTS AWARDS 2ND PLACE IN THE BLACK AND GOLD FLAMES AWARDS 3RD PLACE IN THE ECA AWARDS BEST TITLE IN THE SAVANT AWARDS Highest Rankings. #1 in dramione out of 14.1K (18.4.2026) #1 in fanfiction out of 914K (23.9.2020) #1 in dramione fanfiction out of 3.17K (21.4.2026) #9 in draco malfoy out of 31.1K (24.9.2020)

Book 1 of the UNPLANNED SERIES #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) "Scarlet Olyvia, u are now fully and officially approved as the craziest woman on earth" he said, feigning disapproval, whiles the unmistakable glint in his eyes said pride and joy. "Maybe u like crazy" I said waiting eagerly for his answer, All i got was silence and the occasional swirl of the wind ,blowing my hair all over his private helicopter. "Maybe i do" he said almost whispering. ************ Scarlet Olyvia Davidson is wild, reckless... and officially crazy-at least according to him. A single reckless mistake, and her life is flipped upside down: she's betrothed to Jay K, the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can Scarlet survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

"This diary...it's YOURS?!" I looked at the girl in front of me. Silky blonde hair tied up in a sleek ponytail, school uniform perfectly ironed, spotless white tennis shoes. I stared back at her face, shocked but with her trademark haughty frown. It was hard to believe that SHE of all people held that tear-stained diary... *** Aston and Jennifer have been gunning for valedictorian since they arrived at Riverside High School. Aston's the quiet kid who no one cares about unless it's exam time. Jennifer's the queen bee who has it all together - she just needs her grades. They were practically destined to be rivals, right? So when Aston accidentally mixes up his chem notebook for Jennifer's top-secret diary and gets to reading, he's...shocked by what he learns. Not only does he realize that Jennifer's life isn't as picture perfect as he thought, but also that...maybe they have a lot in common, actually? And then everything falls apart. Secrets come out. Second-guesses are made. Betrayals ensue. And at the end of it...Can Aston and Jennifer move past the secrets and become more? Kudos to @yutoadachi for the story idea!

The world ended. Marcus is still here. Someone's going to regret that.

The world didn't end with a bang. It ended with a notification.

Caelum Ashworth has two problems: a mouth that won't quit and a knack for making enemies. When a nobleman's threat forces him out of his stagnant hometown, he hits the road with his only friend-a quiet cartographer's daughter who's better with a crossbow than small talk.

Chris is someone who's always prepared for the worst-but jokes on him, fate has decided to shove his ass into someone else's identity. What will he do in the face of the previous owner's mistakes? Can one change everything simply by avoiding it- or by taking accountability for the things they didn't do. Interestingly enough, what happens if you run into your so called arch-rival who's apparently still your nemesis in this life? Finding out the mystery of the world is a handful task, but rebuilding a tainted life along with your annoying enemy? It's certainly a catch. Story written by: Nssn_5am [Date Started: 4|24|2021] [Ended:]

Rudra is a big fan of the cold coffee at 'The Caffeine Times' (He's also a big fan of the sassy but sweet waitress who serves it to him but he won't admit it). book 2 of the 'as sweet as sugar' series UPDATES : MOSTLY STARTING IN APRIL

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

Ich versuche die ganze Zeit zu beweisen, dass es nicht echt ist... und habe nie geprüft, ob es das vielleicht doch ist. La Push ist falsch. Menschen lächeln auf Beerdigungen. Der Wald hört nachts nicht auf zu leben. Und irgendetwas bewegt sich dort draußen - näher, als es sollte. Luna passt hier nicht rein. Sie ist sarkastisch, schnell gereizt und eigentlich nur eins: überfordert. Doch ignorieren funktioniert nicht mehr. Nicht, seit sie Seth begegnet ist. Er ist ruhig, geduldig - und Teil von etwas, das Luna nicht verstehen will. Etwas, das sie lieber weiterhin für unmöglich halten würde. Aber egal, wie sehr sie sich dagegen wehrt: La Push lässt sie nicht los. Und der Wald beobachtet sie längst.

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." While everyone was getting drunk at school, parties, anywhere... wait- did you think I was different? Yeah no, I'm on the same boat. Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, she only cares about specific things and for some weird reason feels very passionately about everything. Her top five though, is a different list. That she wins MVP more than Hayden, her pet swan- Eden, her should-drop-out-dirtbag best friends Brynn and Jandsen... and last but not least- her kitty Riley! Though, she is an extremely academic and sporty person. No one gets in her way. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 (Gray) 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" I don't have anything against Violette, I think it'a funny to see her get irritated and squirm. Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. Maybe he likes reading, who knows? He's too private. But suddenly, it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!" Spoiler Alert: they're not enemies, just horrible rivals so don't expect them to be rude to eachother all the time 😭 😭

ꕤ｡˚⋆ Silly girl x sarcastic mafia man ꕤ｡˚⋆ Grumpy x sunshine (a little?) ꕤ｡˚⋆ Age gap ꕤ｡˚⋆ Found family ꕤ｡˚⋆ Very silly but wholesome ꕤ｡˚⋆ Short Story

Enhle King was a sarcastic simple girl from a small town until one day when her mother got a promotion but that also required her to uproot her life to a new city that will bring challenges to her simple life. Devan Avery was the most arrogant, egotastic person you would ever meet he had everything from wealth, fame and he was also handsome and he knew that but he wasn't a player. Join me in this journey to know how this two different individuals get to know each other

When 17 year old Taylor's life suddenly goes south she is forced to put on her big girl panties in order to balance the responsibilities of being a student, an older sister, a friend, and the best street fighter there ever was. Oh. And don't forget the part where She's trying to get her stalker aka 17 year old Xavier Jackson (Mr.badboy) far far away from her. Okay. So he's not really a stalker. But with him being secretly part of a gang he doesn't know that she knows about, she can't risk turning her world upside down just so that she could have a friend....or can she? (The intro may not be the best but it would make my day if you gave this story a chance!) *story contains swearing* (sorry not sorry :D)

Alex, Tess, and Meg were best friends. Once upon a time they were absolutely inseparable. Then Meg moved to Hollywood. Now she's back three years later, just in time to realize just how many crushes, injuries, and small triumphs she's missed. Alex, and Tess aren't the funky little thirteen year olds they were when she left either. Nope, they grew up when she was away, and now they're worrying about boys, and dating, and image, and all that fun stuff. So when Meg crash lands back into their life emotions get a little confusing. Especially when Alex's long time crush falls for Meg, Tess finally gets the boy she's pining over only to find out he may not be such good news, Meg's brother hits on Tess, Alex turns down one of the only guys whose ever been in love with her, and a couple people end up in the hospital. Ya, it's a mess, but if anything can get them through it it's their friendship. Too bad that's in shambles too. Cover by @mortars

✨ Duet 1: Where it all begins... and nothing is simple anymore. "It was never loud. Never obvious. Just... there." ᡣ𐭩 Ruchika Mehta doesn't like confusion. She likes answers. Clear ones. Defined lines. Certain feelings. But then there's Kartik Arora- A boy who speaks less, notices more, and leaves things unfinished... like he expects her to understand anyway. They don't become friends overnight. They don't fall in love in a moment. Instead- it's late replies that somehow matter, small arguments that last longer than they should, glances that feel like questions, and silence that says too much. Between chaotic friends, classroom conversations, and moments that feel a little too real- Ruchika starts noticing things she can't explain. Why does it matter when he's late? Why does it feel different when he talks to someone else? And why does everything feel... incomplete when he doesn't finish what he starts? This isn't a love story. Not yet. It's about the space before that. Where feelings are confusing, jealousy doesn't make sense, and "almost" starts to feel like everything. "Because I wanted you to stay." "You're not replaceable." Some stories don't begin with love. Some stories begin with almost.

22-year-old Emery was already feeling directionless before the pandemic hit, and now that it's in the midst of the spring of 2020, things couldn't get much worse. She's laid off, single, and living with her older sister's family while dealing with her annoying (but also kind of cute) sister's brother-in-law, who's always hanging around. She wasn't prepared for any of this. But the thing she's LEAST prepared for? Motherhood. **If you're looking for a SLOW BURN romantic story, this is the Wattpad book for you!** Content Warning: mentions of depression, discussion about suicide, pregnancy, sexual situations Cover created with Canva Pro. © Kate Marlene 2022

In the heart of a lively city, eight friends find comfort in the simplest moments-late-night conversations, shared laughter, and the quiet understanding that comes from growing up together. Life doesn't always go as planned: dreams change, relationships become complicated, and the future often feels uncertain. But through every awkward mistake, unexpected adventure, and emotional turning point, one thing remains constant-their friendship. Each of them carries their own hopes, fears, and secrets, yet when they gather together, the world feels a little lighter. On a worn-out couch that has witnessed countless stories, they celebrate victories, survive heartbreaks, and learn that sometimes the family you choose becomes the one that matters most. This story is about the beauty of imperfect lives intertwined-about finding humor in chaos, strength in loyalty, and love in the people who stand beside you when everything else feels unclear. Because in the end, no matter where life leads them, they will always have each other.