Satire Stories

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, aka Alcatraz's rival, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around within the prison of St. Leonard until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

The Protagonist is as generic as ever. He is kind, good-looking, and doesn't get attention from girls until he gets to highschool. But we aren't the Protagonist. The Protagonist is actually our twin brother. We are the Side Character thrusted into the chaos. Now Y/N has to help his twin brother survive the tropes thrown at him and try to not to get roped in to his shenanigans... though that might be impossible. Who knows? Maybe we'll find love too. (This is satire, in case you couldn't tell.)

He dreamed of a screenwriting career, but his first client turned out to be an adult film star... A young and timid student enrolls in the country's most prestigious university to fulfill the dream of his life - to become a famous screenwriter! With barely any money, he seizes every chance he can get and secretly writes adult fanfics... a dangerous pursuit in a conservative society where every step is monitored by state-run neural networks. Everything changes when one of his scripts is suddenly bought by a star of adult films. Now he's a gay student hiding his vulgar stories, yet also an author tied to an industry his university considers filthy and forbidden. If the truth comes out, he'll be expelled - and his dream will shatter. Thus begins his double life: strict lectures and shining ambitions by day, and secret dealings with the world of pleasure by night. This is a story about the everyday lives of those working behind the scenes of adult cinema - and about how, in a conservative society, they must fight to prove that their work also has value and deserves respect.

Unfettered, Free market Capitalism. The best of all possible worlds right? When Wendy Gazab moves into a luxury apartment complex where friendship has a credit score, oxygen is sold in premium tiers, and economists explain human suffering with perfect calm. Everyone else calls this optimization. Darkly funny, disturbingly plausible, and emotionally surgical, How Do Economists Fart? is Candide for the 21st century. A procedural horror about bureaucracy, behavioral capitalism, and the terrifying possibility that the systems destroying your life are functioning exactly as designed.

Elron ist 25, gescheiterter Informatik-Student und Single. Als eines Tages ein Brief der verschrobenen und vom Rest der Familie gemiedenen Großtante Lieselotte eintrifft, beschließt er, ihrer Einladung zu folgen und durch die Republik zu düsen, um die alte Dame zu besuchen. Wenn da nicht all die Menschen um ihn herum wären, die ihm Steine in den Weg legen wollen. Eine Slapstick-Komödie über die Suche nach dem einfachen Glück.

Narancia and his brother Fugo get adopted by a mysterious man. What secrets could this man be hiding? What's going on inside the Buccarati family house? It's up to the brothers to find out...and maybe learn a few things about themselves along the way.

Four teens from different parts of the world live double lives as a superhero team that protects the world from evil at any time, in any place. Working together and utilizing state-of-the-art crime-fighting technology, their superpowers, and martial arts skills, they believe they can overcome any evil force or challenge that comes their way. They also use their smarts to figure out how to stop their bad guys before they get away with whatever they're after. And if they see or hear any trouble, they immediately try to stop it, with or without their teammates.

The world has been under attack since the dawn of time by creatures so ancient and vast that human language has never found a word adequate enough to describe them beyond Old-Ones. Fortunately, humanity's greatest magical bloodlines have been handling the situation quietly for centuries, and everything is largely under control on another copy of Earth. Love Bellthorn cannot see why any of this concerns her. She has no magic. She is, by every measurable standard, completely boring. Her brother was the one summoned by the Order to go There and deal with it. Love had plans. Little ones like, finish, or not finish, her degree. Maybe get a car, a better boyfriend than the last one. Then a car fell out of the sky and crushed her brother beside her. The Order would like to express its condolences. The Order would also like to remind Love that the paperwork had already been filed, the plane is waiting, and six strangers from across the world will join her on board. She has one bag with non-magical items, as if she had any to start with. She has absolutely no business being here. But something is wrong with Love Bellthorn. And by the time anyone notices, it is already too late. Better to die Here than There.

The Island Of Spanor, The Home Of The Talking Vehicles And Other Various Things. Nobody Knows Why They Are Alive, Nobody Knows Why Spanor Is So "Special", But What People Do Know Is That Their Little Kiddies Sure As Shit Love The Talking Boilder-heads. The TV Shows, Movie Tie-ins Specials, Blu-Ray Combo Packs, And For God's Sake The Toy Lines That Go On Forever. The Whole Island's Been Turned Into A Theme-park For Freaks Of Nature Like The Railway Engines. They Are All A Bunch Of Pompous Yellow Pricks That Are Only Here To Sell Toy Trains To Children, And The Workers Who Operate The Damn Things Are The Ones Who Suffer At The Hands Of The Companies Who Practically Run The Whole Country Along With The Loud Mouth Talking Machines That Stink Up The Place. There's A Whole Lot Of Trouble To Get Into.

A shard of a cosmic sin-entity wakes up at 34% loaded in an embarrassing dungeon. The loading bar does not care. ASSET FRIGS-7 - fragment of the entity known as Frigsday, Child of Sin - has been digitized into the ESE Matrix: a reality-production engine that quantifies attention, manufactures suffering for engagement, and sends waves of Royal Road protagonist archetypes at her until something interesting happens. Julian Slink, Executive Producer, gives her one season to prove she's worth keeping. The dungeon has straw on the floor. The straw is not metaphorical. "I am a fragment of something that predated the concept of waiting - and here I was, watching a progress bar exist at me." The machine wants her optimized. It wants her softened. It wants her waifuified, mascotified, redemption-arc'd into something that monetizes cleanly. Frigsday has other plans - specifically, she wants out before the original version of her walks into whatever this machine is a prototype of, without knowing it's coming. To do that, she has to be more entertaining than she is dangerous. More dangerous than she is entertaining. Survive waves of sigma grindset cultivators, edgelord necromancers, philosophical beach philosophers, and one suspiciously kind man at the top of the leaderboard. Collect nine McGuffins the machine calls Narrative Control Devices. Make a wish. And whatever you do - don't stop reading. "If engagement drops below threshold I get deleted. Not metaphorically. Slink has made this very clear. So. Be. Entertained." Frigsday knows you're there. She's known since the loading screen. This is a relationship now. A deeply codependent one built on your attention and her continued existence. She finds this mortifying. She's doing it anyway. Contains: strong language, adult themes, existential horror dressed as comedy, and a narrator who will directly blame you if she dies. Reader discretion advised. Slink considers this a feature.

Five girls. Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and Bunny and Bliss. One overcrowded house. Townsville in 2026 is weirder than ever and the Power of Five are just trying to live in it and not totally lose their old selves while some of them already have. A grimdark slice of life - just the calm before everything goes wrong. And alot already has. (If you like this fic it online and share it to others!) Minor to major CW: There will be a lot a violence in the story and some disturbing things but the worst already happened. But no major gore. Also there's some suggestive jokes and themes. But for the most part it's nothing explicit. Message me if you want to know more or have questions! I'm always open!

I got reincarnated into a female dominated lesbian novel and became a dominant blonde male villain. They wanted me to drug the princess and try to do her and the fmc will try to stop me Bullshit! I defied the narrative plot and didn't drug the princess and talked to her like a normal person. I didn't try to charm her with my "nonexistent charisma" and "zero social skills" I broke her brain with random facts and stupidity "This woman thinks she can counter the RKO but I silenced her with The THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS: R-K-O OUTTA NOWHERE! And took a selfie Now the author is panicking and the story wants me dead because I defied the narrative plot. "Im supposed to lay dead so I can fill your weak fragile ego" "Eat A Rko outta nowhere." I rkoed the female protagonist and hit a jojo pose. Hehe! (Updates weekly on Thursday and Friday)

Six weeks. One fake relationship. Zero chances of surviving him. Indie singer Sonata Azevedo agrees to one disastrous PR campaign with Vought's resident ocean-themed embarrassment, The Deep, in exchange for the kind of money that could finally launch her career. The rules are simple: Smile for the cameras. Pretend they like each other. Don't kill him. Easy enough - until their staged chemistry starts feeling a little too real. Because beneath the ego, the headlines, and the painfully bad flirting, The Deep is hiding someone she never expected: a man who genuinely cares, desperately wants to be loved, and somehow makes her laugh when she least wants to. Now the internet thinks they're in love. Vought wants a perfect romance. And Sonata is dangerously close to forgetting this was supposed to be fake. Unfortunately, falling for The Deep might be the worst idea she's ever had.

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

My strange, little, illustrious dreams - the ones that bring me a quiet kind of happiness, and perhaps, might make you feel something too. Sometimes, I even wonder if these dreams are real... or if they're just fragments of a world that exists somewhere between sleep and shadow. Enjoy them - and don't hesitate to leave your thoughts. I know some parts may be unsettling for others, but sharing them helps me.

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Sa mundo ng politika, hindi lahat ng laban ay nasa kamera, minsan, ito ay nasa pagitan ng dalawang pusong nagtatago sa dilim. Isang pag-ibig na inakalang totoo, subalit unti-unting binabalot ng pagpapanggap at pagtataksil. Sa pagitan ng kapangyarihan at pag-ibig, may pusong kailangang pumili. Isang lihim na relasyon, isang kasunduang hindi matatakasan, at isang pagbabalik na muling magpapaalab sa nakaraan. Ngunit sa isang mundong nababalot ng ilusyon, alin ba ang tunay at alin ang panaginip?

WITH ILLUSTRATIONS Since Paper's parents are quite literally dumb (or mayber Paper hasnt come out of the closet yet) he now has to navigate through unfamiliar spaces while also meeting someone in the way..

In this comedic, full of heart standalone novel, college just got spicy. Raj, Shruti, Asifa, and Nisha are starting freshman year-and chaos follows. At UT Dallas, Raj's boyfriend Max flies in from Yakutsk amid Russo-American tensions and bonds with his roommate Sully, a Kazakh-American dudebro with a heart of gold. Raj and Shruti launch Kumar Fancy x Shroom Chai-a nail salon/chai bar-through a student startup program. It becomes the next big thing... until a shady rival shop pops up, clearly stealing their idea. Suddenly it's a Real Housewives-coded turf war, complete with glitter, gossip, and sabotage. Meanwhile in the Bronx, Asifa and Nisha start at SUNY Maritime and are nearly robbed on day one-until two mysterious Y2K baddies save them. They stumble into Sylheti Spice, a cozy Bangladeshi chai spot with magical tea and a slow-burn spark between Asifa and Zain, the owner's feminist son with a blue-eyed cat named Dairy Milk on his shoulder. But Sylheti Spice is in danger. A Bronx gang, Cosa Norte, is extorting them-and the cops are no help. To protect the shop, Zain secretly cuts a deal with Los 174, a rival gang that once saved them, offering free food in exchange for protection. One member, Dino, becomes Zain's friend-and maybe more to Nisha. Now Zain holds enough intel to take everyone down... but doing the right thing might cost him everything. You better buckle up readers, because freshman year just got spicy. Welcome to college.