showlynn
AU- ;) tags:gore,demons,bl,dream.
Ciel (deadpan): "Sebastian, why are you in the trash?"
Sebastian (sitting in a metal bin, perfectly composed): "I'm hiding. Strategically."
Ciel: "Get out of there. You're making me smell like you."
Sebastian looked up, entirely unbothered, a faint smirk tugging at his lips.
Sebastian: "I wasn't aware my scent offended you, young master."
Ciel (dryly): "It offends God. Now move."
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A pause.
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William (arriving mid-scene, pinching the bridge of his nose): "Unbelievable. I leave for five minutes and you're both acting like theatre rejects."
Sebastian (calmly): "Cleanliness is relative. At least I disposed of the trash."
Grell (swooping in dramatically): "Ooh, Bassy~ you always did have a flair for the filthy."
William: "You're all on report."