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The potato with a hat. The duck. The court case. The grandma. Gerald. Five completely unrelated entities who absolutely should NOT be involved in the same story, yet here we are. Join Gerald on a thrilling, deeply unnecessary adventure through -well, SOMETHING, I guess- as he wages a personal war against Tuesdays, gets involved in a court case nobody asked for, encounters a potato with suspiciously good fashion sense, and somehow meets Abraham Lincoln. Yes. THAT Abraham Lincoln. Why is he here? Excellent question. I don't know either. There will be ducks. There will be questionable decisions. There will probably be legal consequences. There may be a grandma. There is definitely a potato wearing a hat. And Gerald? Gerald just wants Tuesday to LEAVE HIM ALONE. WARNING: Read at your own sanity's sake. Side effects may include confusion, uncontrollable giggling, staring at the wall and whispering "what the actual hell," sudden distrust of potatoes, and an overwhelming desire to sue a calendar. I am not responsible for any emotional damage caused by Gerald. He is. Probably. Good luck. You'll need it.

Po side story!!! (Cover made in Canva)

Idk... what to post/write about but ill figure it out trust me im smart ಥ⌣ಥ

This is entirely a joke I promise it's somewhat funny

As what the title say it would be a bunch of short stories with Izuku, Juan, or possibly Naruto being the main characters Or they'll exist at the same universe but we would mostly follow Izuku as I'm more comfortable writing him and have studied enough things about him Also because of the amount of multiverse reaction stories so that's another influence You may also see a lot of possible future chapters of my other stories so that's that

This is a place where I put a bunch of little things that I have written that don't go together in any way possible. (If you can figure out how they go together then a cookie for u 🍪) There will be a variety of different subjects and topics and if I feel like it I may put a required school essay in here and if I do those will probably be the longest thing here. Updates will be: when I feel like updating aka when I remember to. If you are reading this I appreciate it and will not understand why you are reading this. Anyway good bye have nice life drink water go to bed at a reasonable time <3

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Ya no I'm never posting this

just random news from my daily life if I have anything to share! enjoy my strange insomniac stories! =^.^=

I am Taihou, Sakura's empire aircraft carrier from the Taihou class. This heat, and this throbbing... We meet at last, Shikikan-sama! Unworthy as I am, at your service fuh fuh Alright, you know the drill by now. I make one-shots due to my brain is hard to make consistence stories. Anyhow time to introduce my favourite yandere crack in the head waifu, Taihou from azur lane. Love this girl, also I have all of her skins, call me a simp but gah damn. Also please make more fanfics of her. Please.

" you look like the guy from my dream - " " that' s because i am him" " wait what . " ------------------------- imagine if you meet the guy of your dreams , literally ongoing ! ( inspired by my dream lol ) started :: * lazy * ended :: -

please send help

Heya this is about me *man that was poetic*

The losers club have a reunion during the coronavirus takes place 5 years after chapter 2

Roleplays I made on Fandom that need more ppl to join them. Pls join them I'm lonely.

I just display my art and gacha oc's here :D! ALSO TW : GORE ,DISTURBING IMAGES IN SOME ART

"HE WAS TOXIC AND I WAS FIRE, AWAITING TO IGNITE. TOGETHER WE WERE POISON. ARSENIC BURNING THE SKIN." When a modern day Jack-The-Ripper stalks the city Mercia Schwyz-a Swiss foreign exchange student-is just one of many traumatised civilians. Never knowing who or what the killer wants. Except, her small, all-girls, prestigious, university-which she was obviously like the rest, boarding in-is assumed to be a main target. Killing after killing, the mysterious ripper won't stop at nothing. And all the scarily confusing things that keep happening to her have her on the verge of insanity. Each time she thinks she's getting closer to some sort of clue, she's put five steps back. She doesn't know anything. For all she knows, it's just a sadistic killer on the loose... Never had she thought of anything more than the ordinary. So when the 'impossible' comes knocking on her door, she's forced into things beyond her wildest dreams.