Shaymien Stories

It was too easy to mess with Shayne- the small details of life get to him and let me tell you what a laugh that is. Despite the string of complaints, his favorite person in the world seemed to love it to no end. For fuck's sake, Damien! Here's a book with no particular story line, but instead, a bunch of individual chapter-to-chapter stories, told by yours truly- Dames. Published - 16th of May, 2019

❝friend please remove your hands from over your eyes for me. . .❞

Damien comes over to play video games but Shayne ends up regressing. Top rank: #1 in Shaymien - September 7 2021 Available on Archive Of Our Own under username ohcheeseandcrackers.

Love is something beautiful, something destructive and yet something that can build you up. Love is a versatile emotion, something that can be hard to pin down. You can be in love without even knowing what love is. But when you do find out, it can be something that changes your life. Or: unrequited love turns requited Disclaimer: this fic is about two people who are just friends in real life engaging in romantic situations together. It is in no way meant to reflect reality or harass anyone from Smosh or Shayne and Damien in particular.

Courtney does Shayne's makeup, and Damien has an idea. Warning/Disclaimer: This story depicts two people who are just friends in real life engaging in sexual acts. This story is not meant to harm or harass Shayne, Damien, or anyone else on the Smosh crew. If you are from Smosh, here is your warning that this content will probably make you uncomfortable. Otherwise, have fun! (PS: please do not send this to Smosh. It is not the content they are looking for)

David Moss was a self-proclaimed video game expert. He felt like there was nothing anyone could do to beat him. He was overly cocky. That is, until he gets an email, inviting him to be a beta tester for an upcoming game for Smosh Games, a relatively unknown company. He thought it would be fun. He thought he would enjoy himself. Not even the corpse being wheeled out when he was first entering the building was enough to dampen his spirits. He filled out the paperwork, met the company heads, and before he knew it, he was being hooked up to a machine so he could join the game. Once in the game, he meets several other gamers, all exhausted, bruised, and scared. He soon learns the truth. The game was a trap. It was murder trap disguised as a game meant to kill off cocky gamers that drove the rest of the community insane. If you get murdered in the game, you die in real life. The only way out is to defeat all one hundred levels as a team, a single death resetting the rest of the team back to level one. Now, he's on a mission to get out with the rest of the current survivors. To succeed, he'll have to learn a skill he'd never mastered; teamwork. But David is desperate to survive, and he'll do anything to do so; even if it means changing who he is. Plot credits go to @smoshcommunity / @MoganLeigh0729

- Shaymien Fluff Fic - Shut up and kiss me, you fool. A/N: Shayne & Damien have the best friendship. I hope SMOSH reflects it in more skits.

watch smosh next generation children adventure in life!!!

I seriously can't stop writing abt these two dorks. This will be a story of them discovering how fun it is to be intimate with a friend. Also, there will be smut and suggestive stuff, so be warned.

Some text posts of Shaymien that I founding Tumblr and a few extra non Shaymien ones The ordering is annoying me, I really appologise I've tried to fix it multiple times and it doesn't work. There is no order though so it should be okay!

what happens when two former best friends get hired at the same place, and what happens when they fall for eachother? The cover art is shit but i swear its a good fanfic

Smosh One-Shots! *Requests open* Message or comment any Smosh ships or x reader's (romantic or platonic) you want to see and I'll do my best to write them! *This is a smut-free environment* If you ever want a part two to a one-shot just let me know! (I guess that makes it a two-shot?) Enjoy :)

To cope with his parents divorce, Damien started recording anonymous YouTube videos to escape from the real world. Now, 3 years, 16 million subscribers and a secret identity later, he discovers something that could destroy his whole facade... #1 in Shaymien (24/05/20 - 21/06/20)

One shots based on a song, don't judge me on my song choices. They will be shaymien oneshots. Thank you for 1,000 reads

Damien Haas and Shayne Topp are best friends and work together at Smosh but do they want more? Just your basic fanfic, no need for trigger warning as its just basically gonna be fluff lol also its a crappy cover ik

"pick me uop pleease i'm desperate" "who is this" - a wrongful text turned into a blossoming abnormal relationship [ shayne x damien ] + will contain occasional mature language

Damien is a new teacher at Blandview High, and quickly realises that his former best friend from college, Shayne, is a teacher there. The two reconnect, and continue to suppress their feelings for one another. With help from the other staff, can they pull it off? M/M ahead (duh), you've been warned. It's also gonna be slow at first, but I want to eventually include smut. I've tried to include all the Smoshcast but if I miss anyone out, tell me and I'll try work them in somehow without ruining the narrative. Any criticism is appreciated as I'm always trying to improve! Credit to Starlight_Reading for the title and the cover!

Um... The title explains it all. Please give me requests! SMUT FREE ZONE probs won't include the og games crew sorry might include the crew though (Spencer, Tommy, Sarah, etc.)

Damien's girlfriend started to get jealous of how close Damien was to Shayne, she was afraid they'd be together and decides to break up with him....... what will He do? Do they both feel the same way for each other?