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What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

Am I... actually in love? So humanity says that true soulmates struggle a lot...right? Well in this sceneraio, struggle is a light way to say whats coming. New-old faces, flashbacks, tragic backstories and more than enough angst. Hidden talents, more and more secrets, plot twists and...and yeah, everything....1f y0# kn0w wh4t 1 m34n...

cover art is made by yours truly ( THIS IS SATIRE PLS PLS DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMAO )

just some random candy jem comic I made

basically this is a story if Oliver from fpe had a little sister. that's it.

•This is an AU where holiday toons are no longer allowed to talk to each other and have their own rooms to sleep. all the regular toons are told to follow this rule and make sure each group of holiday toons are all sorted out.back when tye toon were younger,the holiday toons were buddies but they had to split due to the new rule.oh they are also allowed to leave the gardenview whenever but they must get permission from Dyle. guys hi ok this is where I have made my au I KNOW THEY BARELY INTERACT it's ok I have my reasons why I ship them almost post this on AO3!!

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

hey! so after I published my first dump (tc2 art dump) I said that I quit tc2. or did I? Anyway so I came back to the game 5 months later of other wacky crap I made of the game! ... .. I probably won't post as much art is I did before due to burn out. so don't expect much (I'll change the cover too l8) (UPD: so I finally changed the cover and I didn't make it a friend did 🤫)

random art, might rarely upload

Abby owns her amazing horse that she loves. Read about all their adventures together. But Abby feels that she might love the horse more than the average person does.... This is a shitpost, please know I'm not being serious.

Due to the craze over South Park at the moment, here is a one shot collection of the cringy x reader oneshots that are so not cannon it hurts :D This is fanfiction, personalitys are off, yada yada you know the rest of it. I doubt there will be ships in this, but hey who knows. Warnings are set before each chapter, this is South Park we are writing about so there will be a lot of em... If you wanna request something, Leave the character, Type of fic (Angst, Fluff, Angst and Fluff) Prompt (if you have one), Aaaand thats it i guess.

Spectre messing around...but a killer, even more, the strongest one dissapears?? Panic is the right word for this, especially in the case of Doe who recently became 1x's world...Will they find the failed creation? Are they going to figure out who the kidnapper is? Lets find out!

NSFW (+18) PARTS LABELED (contains spoilers) Need I say more? Read the chapter titles for specifics.

I don't own the cover art. Help, I'm dying just after the third day of online class after summer holiday. So I made this book to vent and to help me stay sane- (at least as sane as possible) Shitposts, stories, etc. will be here, mostly humor, I guess, I don't really want this to become too dark. I don't know, okay? I don't own any characters here. This whole thing is about Undertale and it's aus. Go search for their creators, alright?

tons of random problems I have and if I need to lash out about something

In the land of crippling memes, of the darkest ages of the internet. One meme that has been recently given birth strives to create better memes to get out of this painful time in internet history. With the help of twin-tailed friend Hatsune Miku and many others, Cheems will surely bring happiness to the land. Or will he not? warning:might be triggering to some fandoms in the future

Just a bunch of headcanons that I thought of.

hes black. he has guns. everybody does. him and his friends cheren and bianca are armed an ready to go. AHEM this is in no way, shape, or form serious so if you came looking for a good and well written story about bw, i suggest you look elsewhere. also im TRYYYYYING to update once a month but i am a bad at remembering this exists