Shitpost Stories

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

Hell survived Vox's little crash-out session, and a certain four demons are pretending that means they're perfectly fine. Alastor keeps smiling, keeps the radio humming, keeps everything neatly under control-because needing anyone would be a weakness, and he refuses to be caught with one. Especially now, at the height of his power. Unfortunately, an old emotion he once tried to bury is resurfacing, aimed at three people he very much does not need it for. Husk still acts like he's one bad hand away from walking out-but he doesn't anymore. He listens. He stays. That's new, and he hates how much it matters, especially now that the number of situationships around him has made actually giving a damn a real pain in the ass. Angel Dust is still stuck under Valentino's thumb, worked harder than ever now that Vox is out of the picture. Between survival and exhaustion, he doesn't have the time-or the energy-to process the fact that his feelings might be real... and worse, that they might actually work. Lucifer does what he does best: acting perfectly fine. He hides behind charm and smiles, telling himself that the unfamiliar thump in his chest is just delusion-that his heart couldn't possibly start beating for anyone again after Lilith. He doesn't realize he's already proving himself wrong. Against all of their better judgment, this relationship isn't built on fairytales or destiny-but on four broken demons avoiding affection as hard as they can, only to stumble into far too much of it by complete accident... and slowly, reluctantly, learning how to live with it. Somehow got 1# on wtf 1/5/2026

Forsaken and Flicker based fanfiction (Because theres so many survivors i moved them to neutral) Tweaked a bit of stuff 3 teams , one will win Betrayal , knowledge and accusations that will cost a body bag Trigger warning ________________ Blood Gore Child Death Death Swearing Misinformation Angst

Sonic expected a lot of things from his daily run, but catching Shadow the Hedgehog wearing a flower crown and whispering to a baby Chao wasn't one of them. When Cream asks for help running the Chao Daycare for a month, the world's two fastest rivals have to slow down, play nice, and follow the rules. But as the days pass, Sonic realizes that the "Ultimate Lifeform" has a heart just as big as his own, and Shadow might have been waiting for him to notice all along.

Humor venezolano y Haikyuu!! Porque lo único que nos sale bien son los memes. Porque es mejor reír que llorar mientras esperamos eternamente el cese de la usurpación, el gobierno de transición y las elecciones libres. ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ☆ Los personajes de Haikyuu!! NO son de mi propiedad. Pertenecen al mangaka Haruichi Furudate. ☆ 100% posteo pabo. ☆ Marico el que lo lea y no vote.

I make a lot random art that I don't like, and I'll probably never show to anyone. So, imma just start dumping it in here instead of deleting it. I've made a lot of improvement since 2024, but idk..

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The Cold War ends the moment America is captured. Stripped of control and kept under constant observation, he is placed somewhere unexpected under the direct authority of the Soviet Union. What begins as containment turns into routine. Rules replace bars. Silence replaces threats. Neither of them planned for this. And neither of them knows how it will end.

[DISCONTINUED] I HAVE A DIFFERENT MC X READER IN THE WORKS. COVER ART BY IMTHEFLU ON TUMBLR ❝YOU DO KNOW THIS IS WRONG, RIGHT?❞ ❝BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.❞ »------⋆◦★◦⋆------« MINECRAFT X FEMALE READER ANGST || FLUFF || TRIGGER WARNING MINECRAFT »------⋆◦★◦⋆------«

I'm bored and it's 10:00 so idk ✨stuff✨

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this is just a story about whatever i can imagine in my head lmao

Just like my art book but will probably post more frequently, my art book consists of finished art, this book is just doodles and sketches that I'd like to share ^ω^

Just a book to post my art and occasionally other things 😌✌️🏼 - ALL ART IS BY ME UNLESS SPECIFIED OTHERWISE IDK WHY U WOULD BUT DON'T STEAL MY SHIT (ironically) THE COVER ART ISN'T MINE

all the shit I have stored on my phone, since I'll need to delete it at some point.

This is a Shitpost of Boboiboy's elements. It might include shipping or horror..... Main characters: ○Earth = Quake ○Lightning = Thunderstorm ○Wind = Cyclone ○Fire = Blaze ○Water = Ice ○Leaf = Thorn ○Light = Solar ---------------------- BOBOIBOY BELONGS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER.

There should be no need for further elaboration. If I'm feeling spicy, maybe I'll put a little paragraph of something special to go along with the ones I like

Yes

Chloe had a hallway crush Remmy Cards. Her friends Dickson and Toot are pretty chill too. Everything was normal ...until one day it wasn't.