Shitpost Stories

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

✩🎧°｡𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑰'𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 '𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰'𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 . ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── ᴀʟʏssᴀ ᴘᴜᴛs ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ, ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʙᴀɴᴅᴀɪᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴᴇᴇ "ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ" ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴜʀɴs ʀᴇᴅ "ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ɴᴏ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏsᴇɴᴛ" ᴀʟʏssᴀ ʀᴏʟʟs ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs, ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴘ ɢʟᴏss ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴅsɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ "ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs, ɪᴛ's ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ʜɪs 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ" ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── જ⁀➴ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ sɪᴅᴇ? ᴇᴀsʏ ᴘᴇᴀsʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ? ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── . ݁₊ ⊹ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 ⟡ ˙🌱 ̟ ʏ/ɴ sᴛᴇʀʟɪɴɢ, ʟᴜɴᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇɢᴏᴏᴅ's ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ, ғɪɴᴅs ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴇʟs ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴡʜᴏs ɴᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏsᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ. sʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor.

Basically Kris becomes a complete recluse after Dess leaves TW: Deals with topics such as Grooming & SA, Self-Harm, and Gender Dysphoria Reminder if you relate to ANY of these topics to please reach out and tell a trusted adult or friend! REMINDER THIS IS A W.I.P THE MAIN PLOT WILL MOST LIKELY BEGIN IN CHAPTER 2. THIS WILL NOT FOLLOW THE NORMAL ROUTE OF DELTARUNE.

I play Avery in a rp book so this is for her socials and posts!!

To save his father's struggling restaurant from collapse, Lincoln makes a choice to join the nation's most revered and most brutal tradition. The Long Walk. (this was meant to be on fanfic.net but my god the idk how to post on that site so here.)

Filled With Either Random Scenarios Of Existing Ones Or Funny Drawings Cuz I Get Obsessed Easily Whenever I Join RPs I Like So I Post Abt It A Lot - Also A Reason To Make Another Book So I Have More Books In This Acc And To Not Seem Annoying In My MB

God, what am I even doing with my life right now?

In this bizarre, fucked up world, Mentira Black finds himself torn between his love for his coconut girlfriend, his desire to stay alive, and his unwanted lover - yet at the same time, Beanie Ridges is fighting to ensure the safety of his 8 year old sister, and Lucky Irony is focused on stopping a future threat from another dimension, which supposedly lies in Mentira himself. Who will win? Who will fall? If you've already played Sonic 06, then the answer is probably obvious to you already... But STILL! Find out, by reading... NO DOWNERS ALLOWED!

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

IT'S just as the tin says. sunny goed to burger king and has a good time with his bros.

Libro que recopilará memes, fanarts y otras cosas de Gnomeo & Julieta/Sherlock Gnomes.

In honor of watching The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act join some of our heroes as they teach us the rights and wrongs of movie etiquette in this spoiler free one shot! (Inspired by Crispy Toast's video)

"This is how I see Haikyuu characters acting on Twitter" This is a product of boredom

I keep posting headcanons and shitposts on my profiles announcement section, and I finally decided to make it a work of it's own. The first few chapters will be stuff I've already written on my announcements so if you're a follower of mine that has already seen those announcements just skip ahead, unless you want to comment or vote on it. I will also a few oneshots, because some ideas of mine aren't long enough to be a fanfic of their own. Anyway, of course, I hope you enjoy, and I hope I can make you laugh or smile with my crackhead sense of humor. I might post fanart here too, but art takes a long time to make so don't expect a lot. (I do NOT own Hetalia)

tlaly hall was doing a PHOTOSHOT. biut then.... osmehting whent wrog........................ (this entire story is a joke please don't take it seriously, i don't ship any of the members, don't harass me)

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Random thoughts with some gems in between.