Shitpost Stories

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

<<<<It's Forsaken Oneshots >>>>>💫 Credits for cover to ~ there was no credits TvT Fluff Angst Requests are open Note : I dont do reader or smut TW Blood Gore Death Self Harm Suicide Mentions -You are not alone- Notes - Please do not advertise your professions in my comments e.g discord links or accounts Grammar warning I may be slow because of Writers Block Research School (yes im a minor) Stuff Other books -ArinaLovesYou2

literally what the title says Anyone can use these as cover arts or pfp if u want, just credit me tho usually 4 drawings per page (more or less) Go check out my other stories :) or dont.. actually go check out the swap au book I made Update-alr Im done with da cover but if I start to hate it I'll change it again👍👍 do yall like it? everyone I will fix everything but that might take a whole fucking year and yes I take requests :&gt;

If you know you know Heavily (inaccurately) based on the game Grave/Diggers on Roblox. First fic I'm writing, so bear with me here. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The enemy. That's what each side considered the other to be. Oh, if only it were so simple. No beta read we die like everyone (doomed yaoi 😢)

ts is the rebooted version of my old oc book, still cringe also contains new stuff, like random things i wanted to post on john dough n stuff idk

hey! so after I published my first dump (tc2 art dump) I said that I quit tc2. or did I? Anyway so I came back to the game 5 months later of other wacky crap I made of the game! ... .. I probably won't post as much art is I did before due to burn out. so don't expect much (I'll change the cover too l8) (UPD: so I finally changed the cover and I didn't make it a friend did 🤫)

Power. What is power? For some, it is the ability to lift something heavy. For others it is the ability to push through any obstacle, the ability to endure any torture. But for gods... Faith, fear, and age is a way to measure their power. But when one is forgotten, unfeared, and has little history to prove their existence... What happens? Kur was empty, the rivers had dried, the fires extinguished, and the cages rusted. So Ereshgikal and Nergal abandoned their thrones and power. They lived among the humans, it had been 300 years. It was a peaceful time, something the two never had as gods. Sadly, peace never lasts. Hello, this is a re-writing of a FF I used to have on wattpad... which I accidentally deleted. This story is intended to be a semi-serious AU of DxD. The pacing will not be the best, some characters will act different, but it will mostly follow the same story line... untill Kyoto, Because I cant remember anything after that and I hate the rating games BS. Also! I can't remember most canon events that well, so if I do things in the wrong order or I mark something as the wrong year... cry about it?

this is a joke please dont kill me also join /artful on discord trust me its tuff

why not, I'm boreddddddd just smt that might make u laugh, no guarantee, u might fall asleep Most of these are from yt/tt/pinterest so I don't claim any right to them, if I know the maker I will put their account on the story part, if I don't and you do please tell me so I can add them >:3 I'm taking requestsss!!

A 100% safe and normal recipe by the 4th dimensional goat himself! 1!! 1 🤑

so in this NEW season that wasn't published from fReSh tV the winner gets 2bucks since im broke, WOW PEOPLE STILL SIGNED UP FOR THIS AND I DIDNT BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN.. there will be fights, drama and uhm something FIND OUT ON TOTAL DRAMA IDIOT ISLANDDD Ships - Aletyler, Gwortney,and Noco. WARNING THIS IS A REALLY GOOFY STORY I DONT RECOMMEND 🔥🔥🔥

mostly lgbt + alterhuman(?) stuff................... I have so many things i partially identify with its fucking crazy

Jonathan: "I'm gay." Lin: "Hi, I'm Lin." Jonathan: "Fucking knew it."

Edit (25 November 2018) : since I don't plan on publishing a new book, this book will be for any shitposts and not just Lunime. Edit (14 September 2019): actually no, basically after the last lunime related chapters, won't have anything Lunime related stuff anymore since I lost interest in Lunime oof- Anything = Any other Fandom contents and shitpost basically

the third entry to the Mercedes Benz Cinematic Universe (MBCU) and prequel to Jack Gets Run Over By A Mercedes Benz

Don't judge me too hard or I will cry. And neither of us will be happy. Thank you! 😊

9 adolescentes hormonosos y vírgenes se fueron a pasar un fin de semana en la casa de campo de Mauricio Macri, el acaudalado primo de Isabel y Catalina. Pero durante sus días de campo se decreta la cuarentena por el mítico coronavirus, entonces se ven obligados a pasar estas lúgubres semanas en una casa re épica con sus mejores amigos, aparentemente nada malo. Pero solo uno sabría cómo terminaría...

hello welcome to my epic PogChamp stories sequel to amazing shitpost stories i write when im bored lETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

(GORE, S**CIDE MENTION WARNING) ............................... Pump's 9th birthday rolled by and things started going out of wack. ... 'out of wack' The kids seem to be acting strange...... Ṭ̵̢̧́̇H̸̖̪͕͒͋́̓̎̚͝E̷̢̢͇͉̒͂̕Ỷ̸͓̻̀̋̃̄̏ ̸͇̹̲͖̥͈͙͙̂͋̈́̉̈́A̴̢̯̗̞̣̭͂̊R̸̻̩̣̻͓̥̤͊̂̾͌̽͐̿ͅE̸̟̝̞̱̽̓̓̑͂͗̉̈́͂ ̶̧̮̮̫̯̜͓̦̣̰͛̀̔͐̊́͋A̵̞̙̠͓͙͚̗̭̟̒̎̿̔̊̿͠L̵͔̪̉͂͒̄̏͠Ļ̸̥̳͋͗͛͗͜ ̴̧͇̳̹͉̹̙̻͔̈́̇̏͑͋̀̏̒͜D̷̨̪̣̻̀̓̓̾̒̃̀E̸̛̪̞͔̣̱̗̖̓͒̃́̐̇͐̉͘ͅÁ̷̧̜͉̱̙̳̣̻͛̕D̷̡̳̻̟̰͂̇̓̔̕!̷̣̘̥̮̣̳͙͗͑̔̔ ̸̨̩͚́̄̌̄̃̃̏͋̕D̵͕̬̥̘͔̺̗̏̃̋̓͛͂̕̕͜͝͠Ę̴̱̝̣̻̠͇̱̯̿̆̄̌̅͒Á̷͚͖̣̬͐̍̄̀͂̇̃̏͠D̷̞̣̳̝̤̹̠̮̞̅̈̏͘͜!̶̧͉̯̫̤̰̻́.̷̢̪̟̪̱̤͈̍̉̔ͅ.̶̮̩̂̎̄.̸̫̯̐.̸̥̪̆͊͒̽͘ͅ.̴̛̙͉̬̟̘̱̲̂́́͗̈́̇̿͠͠.̷̣̆̀̆̾͑̿̾̕͠͝.̵̫̭̳͉̱͍́̌͆̽̿͝.̶̡͓͎̦̦̲̮̃̃͑̀̄͂.̸̨̢̢̛̩̠̦͖̙͍̠̉͊̽͊́̾̚.̵̤̞͚͐̄͐̍̿̂͊̾̚.̸̡̜̤̖̻̱͈̆͐̔͊͌͒͜.̶̡͎̩̖̭̼̉̍̑̎͆͒̚͝ͅ.̶͎͙̳͔̩́͗̎̃̋̉̋.̴͍̻̟̋̀̑̄̏̈́̓͠ͅ.̵̯̭̎͌͑͐̄͌.̸̢̢̧̧̛͍͚̤̥͖̋̔͌ͅ.̷̻̣̪͈̚͜ͅ.̴̟̓̓̅̿.̵̹͍̯͕́͐̀̄͠.̷͍͉͖͒̿̀̑.̵̛͕̣̘͙͚̰̮̟͗͗̃́̒́̈́̚͜ͅ.̷̜̺̦̱̼̥̪̣͙̦͑̄̋̋̂̔.̴̻̭͒̍̔P̷̧͉̟̦͍̤̠̪͉̺̋̏̀̿ų̶̡̤̩̣͙͎́̆̋̕͝m̶̢̫̻̜̹͈͕̺͌̿̂̇̈͊͛̿͂p̸͈̺͖̦̩̠̐̒̾͌ ̶̧̰͍́̏̄̚c̵̙̦̞̠͊̑͗͜͠ͅl̶̟̮̼̅̄̉͗̕a̶̦͉̅͋̄̑m̸̡̝̬̻͛͑̾̽̿̓̀̐͌ ̶̯̱̜̯͕͎͛̇̄̌͌͜͝d̴̢͓̻͗̍͐͝o̴̰̻͓̰͖͖̟̲̤̓͛̀́̊ẁ̶̱̯̦̺̳͉̲̉n̵̛̰͖̪͗̓̆́̀͋.̴̨̺̤̀̈́̓̀̈́̔̐̆́̓.̸̛͕̬͉̬̪͎̺̉́́͊̉͛̉̌.̷̢͍͕̲̦̈́̀̀̆́̂͠.̷̘͉̣̹͍̖͇̃̊̚͠.̸̦̙̱̳̝̥̘̟̎̓͋͒͆̎̀͒͜.̵̞̯͖̒̐̊͊̈́̽̀͊͘.̶͎͍̭̤͑͛̽̚w̷̯̖̤̳̬̿̀́̽̿̀̂͘ͅe̷̿͘̚͠