Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

Being a Commander is hard work. Balancing his time in the field with his personal life is a delicate balance that Y/N teeters on. Aka, oneshots about bond stories (for the not so plot relevant Nikkes) and outpost encounters because they would take up way too many chapters in the main Nikke book. Also not in any particular order, because fuck timelines.

Peter Parker got a bunch of girls interested in him, will he survive or will they tear him apart for being a dense idiot? Tune In

As you walk through America's past, step by step, you'll get closer to the truth, but will you and the other countries ever get there?

Epic : The Musical songs but described shortly. Honestly, it's js satire descriptions. (THIS IS ALSO FOR A 40 DAY CHALLENGE 🥹✌) Extra note : I'm not kidding when I say this is short.. But this is also perfect for when you need to read this in a flash. Basically a speed run of Epic the musical.

Sorry guys, I was bored lol 👻 Perona 👒Luffy ♧ Trebol

Basically, This was ALL of the Brawlin' Insanity related things come in this booklet!

❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

Just random shitposts. I might post some art, maybe a poem or some song lyrics here or there. Maybe just write about feelings and stuff. I hope u like the stuff if not idgaf

HEY!1!1!1! i'll upload three polls each week, you can just answer itﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡

Don't judge me too hard or I will cry. And neither of us will be happy. Thank you! 😊

Just a book to put all my drawing in it [𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑]

Weird little story, im really bad at writing but I wanted to try! So enjoy i hope! This will probably be a short story, and the grammar is gonna be terrible because Ueah.. ; ;

"Los opuestos se atraen" suelen decir por ahi, pero... ¿Sera cierto?

A message is sent back to alter the course of time for better or for worse.

I love the new She-Ra on Netflix so I'm gonna rant/shitpost about all my fave characters and the general awesomeness of the show. Memes, imagines, art, and whatever else you guys wanna request is welcome! 🏠In this house we love and respect Bow 🏠In this house we love and respect Scorpia 🏠In this house we love and respect literally every character except for Shadow Weaver ©️All Rights Reserved

❝Being teleported to a random underworld realm is definitely NOT on my bingo card. I don't even know you guys! Why am I even here? And you guys are....weird as hell.❞ 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘 In which a definitely not your ordinary girl, Kokoro Tsugumi, suddenly got summoned out of nowhere, finding herself unexpectedly summoned by someone...or something in such a environment of Diabolik Lovers. Why though? Why must she have to suffer through this despite suffering enough already? Filled with annoyance and curiosity, Kokoro has no choice but to play along until the moment is right. After some time, the brothers and the rest of the cast notice how there seems to be more than the surface. Because beneath all of her vibrant exterior, there lies a deeper story, as she seems to keep everyone at a distance, drawing them in with her enigmatic and serene presence towards everyone with an arm's length. They say angels have pink hair---and Kokoro Tsugumi may be one minus the actual hair color, but definitely not the way you may usually think of. Why do you think that is? 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘

I made this because I needed a place to put all the memes and pics on by phone. Clean for the most part. This is contains stuff from Mha, Steven universe, and Friday night funkin' Some of it may have cursing and stuff like that, you can't expect too much from me. None of this stuff is mine unless said otherwise. Credit to the original artists.

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