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What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

One DAy 🩷Trumpie was working at Freddy fazbears 😍😘😘👅😛 But then he was fired by Woke 🫦JOHn CenA🧑🏿🌾👣👣. And he became A TUMBLR EMO 👅😘😍😍🐺. And he found his alpha discord mod😛💥🤠

guys hi ok this is where I have made my au I KNOW THEY BARELY INTERACT it's ok I have my reasons why I ship them almost post this on AO3!!

ts is the rebooted version of my old oc book, still cringe also contains new stuff, like random things i wanted to post on john dough n stuff idk

Might have imagines/skits and random memes and stuff in it too. I don't own dino squad or the images in this unless stated otherwise

caiou wanTs cHuK EEEEEEEE ChEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZzzzzz

bl, angst, high school sweet hearts, omegaverse no lemon💗💗 moral of the story of this fic is that don't be unlikeable or you'll have a gay religious angsty fanfic made about you with someone else who also sucks dick. Ts a fanfic collab with me and my dearest papacito to pour our undying hatred for these two people, enjoy!!! THIS IS A SILLY LITTLE FIC!! READ FOR FUN:333 Glasses freak=sleepy nonchalant dreadhead=sye to know who's who in author notes for friends!! this is sleepys acc...

Yes, i could post these anywhere else, but i like keeping my writing in one place, so i'm putting these here (i am very much an amature at script writing)

Honestly this is just an oc self insert, if you find this don't flame me I just wanna imagine something If you do like this but see a published part that isn't finished I'm working on it, don't worry :]

What the title is, huge thanks to Savebats for saving some of the old chapters it means the world!

(This is my first fanfic dont flame me for this💔) It all started with two men.. Err cookies

this is literally shit idk what im doing in rn consider this a community posting area or smth

art by sankichi hinodeya, story cover colored in by me 7/29/2024 edit: im sorry if publishes and stuff give multiple notifications, the images dont like to save sometimes so i gotta fix them after i publish a chapter 💔💔 7/7/2025 edit: SORRY CHAT I HAD WATTPAD APP DELETED FOR A LONG WHILE

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

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Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

All images are from Pinterest btw so none of them are mine

'God I hope not'

uwu it's me x air

Amy has convinced knuckles to let her into angel island, to find sonic, who has gone missing several weeks before this. Things don't go as expected though, even when she does find her beloved hero. (Just a warning this is shit so like please don't bully me) (Oh and you can choose your ending, both are canon in different universes! ^^)