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SPIDER-MAN: PETTY THIEF??
You heard that right, ladies and gentlemen! That Webbed-Menace has struck AGAIN!! The Wells Fargo bank was ROBBED by that no-good Arachnid Hoodlum, Spider-Man!! Along with reports of ANOTHER menace that witnesses have stated called himself "The Shocker"!! I'll tell you what the real shock is, listeners, that ANY crook would still consider working with that masked fiend after the last of his so-called partners, Vulture, Rhino, and Camelian, were all found webbed up for the brave men and women of the New York City Police Department to find bruised and beaten!! That disloyal scoundrel really gets on my nerves!
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Or: The story you've heard a thousand different times in a thousand different ways: boy gets bitten by a radioactive spider, and everything changes for him. I, Mike Stacy, must juggle homework, friendships, a crush on a girl way out of my league, and a little bit of fighting supervillains, evading the cops, and a police captain hellbent on having me arrested. Oh yea and did I mention the police captain is my DAD!!